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I didn't have an LD, as far as I am aware, but I do recall a particularly long dream in quite a lot of detail!

As with most dreams, I have no clue how I got there, but I was at a party. A work party of some sort and Sarah Michelle Gellar was my boss. Because, why not. It was at this huge elaborate hotel. At one point I walk over to Sarah and she accuses me of being too drunk, and she says that she hopes I'm not as twisted when I take the exam (sub-con powwow as I actually have an exam 2moro!). I flip out and tell all of my workmates and then storm off. I settle down the near the kitchen and look at my reflection from the surface of a steel thingymabob, and this other guy catches my eye and we decide to get out of there.

When we leave and go outside, we're suddenly in some kind of ancient, Uncharted-esq territory, and I'm not bothered by any of it cos im with this guy and i fancy him a hell of a lot! I wait on a long set of stone steps while he takes a piss around the corner, and these tourists suddenly appear and i jokingly scare them off but then call them back cos i felt bad.

We decided to leave-leave and so we hop on a bus. The terrain has changed and everything is completely covered in snow and there's a giant iceberg across the road. I remember breaking away from my concentration of the guy to stare in awe of the ginormous iceberg but then he pulls me back by telling me his backstory. OH AND I JUST REMEMBERED, before we left-left the hotel, Sarah and her bodyguards checked our arms to see if we hadn't cut our wrists! WEIRD. He tells me he has fake tatoos of scares that he puts on his wrist, but he wouldn't tell me why.

We finally arrive NEAR my house, and where the park usually is, now lies a swamp. And there was a family just lounging in the swamp, which didn't sit right with me. I noted that hippos and crocs could be in there and waddayaknow, they appeared. But the family barely flinched at the hippo and only decided to jump out when the crocs overcrowded! BUT THEN, velociraptors appear from the swamp and attack us! I get pretty cut up by a BLUE raptor!

We finnaaally make it home, but the door is open and all of my family members are with me now. I go inside with a mop and find my aunt sitting in the kitchen with a new haircut! We all catch up and I explain that raptors had survived the meteor and simply evolved to breathe underwater. I brought in the guy and introduced him to my family - they loved him. And I'm pretty sure I did too at this stage hehe.

And, er, the end?