The DaFunk Show

-Both me and my brother went go spend the night at our grandmothers, it was the first day before school started again. Even though I was in high school and he was in middle school, we both were going to go to our old elementary school. For the first class, we had the old su from middle school, Mr. Catalon, who was teaching Algebra. We never got to getting any new info though, we just sat around. At one point some people picked me to be in some game I wasn't even aware that they were playing. Once everyone sat back back down, I was sitting next to a good friend of mine, and I put my arm around her shoulder for a good two minutes before the teacher caught me. Then the bell rang and as I was leaving the class, I realized the teacher never gave us our schedules, and when I went back to his class, apparently I wasn't the only one concerned with it.

-All of my classmates and me were going on a field trip to somewhere. On the bus with us was a a big man who looked like he could get mad at us at any given time. We started talking to him, and we noticed he talked alot about animals. We asked him "How do you know so much about animals?" And his reply, "Oh, I work at the zoo.", whic he said right as we pulled up to a zoo (an INDOOR zoo). We all got through the doorway to catch a glimpse of tsome animals, before going to our next stop on the field trip, Wal-Mart. I had twenty bucks on me and planned to get either a CD or movie, but the ones they had completely sucked. Over thee, I noticed Johnette, the old drum major from my high school. I asked her "So how's college?", and she went "College? Hmm, I don't know." and left. We left Wal-Mart and went back to school and had lunch, where my friend Seth started some sort of movement, which a few people did join. Before the bell rang, some dude tried to teach how to play the saxophone using acting terms. In English class, instead on an English teacher, there was Peter Griffen, who instead of teaching us a lesson, decided to show us a presentation on getting a good dinner table, although the reason he showed this was so he could use dirty words in front of us, something the other teacher "didn't do enough of."

-The next dream started with James Hetfield in the middle of a cut-out barn with loads of hay-stacks. He fell out of the hay stack and noticed a turtle. After that he yelled out for the rest of Metallica to come out. He leaped out of a hole in the barn and, with the help of Kirk and Lars, held done the turtle for ten minutes. While that was happening, Robert proceeded to paint of picture of the guys holding down the turtle. During this time, the turtle had found a mate and gave birth to a small turtle. Eventually the painting was finishedand the guys let him go.

-The next dream I had was basically a re-imagining of "A Bugs Life" with a few diffrent characters and diffrent, more "urban" setting.

-I really didn't have a good night last night, so I only can remember one dream. It was like someone was playing Dragon age II, except since I haven't played that yet, it waspretty much what I thought it would look like, and whatever class the guy who was playing took, it looked an awful lot like The Undertaker. Once the game begins, a messenger boy comes to deliver him a message, and so the guy sets out to do...things.

-The first dream i had last night, I was traveling around with Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc., and I actually became a member. We did a good couple of things together, although one sticks ou in my head. We were staying at an old western saloon somewhere in the desert. Shaggy was in his room, and decided for some reason to put on kabuki-style make-up. I walked in on him and freaked out, scaring him in the process. Then he tried to explain it to me. Also, apparently velma had a french speaking clone

-Next, one of my friends, Seth, was captured by an anti-drug organization (he does marijuana), and I assembled a crew of my best friends to go and rescue him in a sort of a spy flick style secret mission. We ended up going through most of the building, though the only room I remember is this narrow hallway that led to sort of a "forbidden room" in the building, you got to sit down on a smal roller coaster, although you could feel gravity slip away from you when you came out. We never did find Seth though...

-In this dream my family was keeping this large turtle named Tek, who was apparently the largest turtle in the world, along with his son, an unamed turtle. We were keeping him in a air-punched plastic container, although one day we noticed that Tek was starting to die, probably collapsing due to his massive size. His son ws also in danger. We tried desperatly to save Tek, although at some point we gave up. I started complaining "This will forever be remembered as the house Tek the Turtle died in!"

-The first dream I had last night involved about 3 real-life pro wrestlers, but hte only one's I can remember are Edge and Christian. They were doing something, when Story of the Year, the band that does Christian's theme music, comes out and killes Edge. Yeah...

-The other one I remember wa a bit more vivid. This was the second time this happened, but the first time I remembered it. The whole thing is a third person perspective of me on a pirate ship. On the ship I was doing all sorts of cool acrobatic stunts. Sometimes I felt like The Rpince of Persia! Bad thing is, after a while it got repetitive, so it wasn't much fun after that.

These are dreams from before I joined. I have several that I can remember somewhat clearly, so here goes...

-The earliest one I can remember is from back when i was a little kid. I had woken up and went into my grandmothers hallway, where I asked my grandfather to cook me some eggs and toast. After I was done I went back to sleep and had a dream. The elements from the dream I can remember is Winnie the Pooh, two gamer-nerds trying to program a game and ending up getting sucked into the dream, extremly surreal backgrounds, and Winne being hunted down by the CIA. Yeah...

-The one I remember the most (and the one I have the most fun telling people) does not involve me at all. It's about an elderly foreign couple. The women is driving a car down the road, talking with her husband. She tells him when they get home she'll have a surprise for him. However, she loses control of the car, crashes into an abondoned house (which is right next to their home), and the car explodes in a giant fireball. The husbands skeleton slides out of the rubble, then his wives, although the wive still has her head attached and can function pretty well. She picks up her husbands remains, and drags him into their home, into the kitchen, and sets him down. She takes a can of Coke out the fridge, and reads the nutrition label to him, reading for the first time in English.

-This one is part of three that I had in one night, along with the above and below dreams. I am standing on the side of the road, and I hail a cab. As the cabbie is driving, I look outside and see everything the way you would see it in a GTA game. Howvere, when we get to my apartment, the cabbie literally kicks me out of the cab, along with a leprauchan who had just randomly appeared. I go into the apartment, and I see a friend of mines in real life, apparently in the dream we were roomates. I sit on the couch and we watch old Godzilla movies.

-This one's real short. You know those tube things in McDonalds where all the little kids climb around. Yeah, I went into one of those. About half-way through, I realize the tube is getting too narrow, so i try to turn around and go back, but the way the tube is, i can't turn, so I'm stuck in the tube.

-I have a female friend who keeps popping up in my dreams, because, well, I'm sorta close to her, and whenever she shows up in my dreams I get really calm and serene. So, I'm at the University of Louisiana campus, in the bandroom (I play Tuba in marching at my high school). I go into the instrument storage room, and I see my friend, (Her name is Taylor.). We are both happy to see each other, and she puts her hand high in the air for a high-five. I miss miserably, and she slaps me on the wrist. We talk about random things for a while, I mention something about webcomics, and she gives me this really long lecture (chalkboard and all), about webcomics, with her own little personal ackey by her side.

-This happenned to me Thursday. I'm in the passenger seat of a car, and although there's no one in the drivers seat, the car is driving itself. We keep going straight until we hit a car head on, and although I nor the car have a scratch, the other car is sent flying backwords and lands upside down on the side of the road. I start to worry for the guy in the car, so I stop my car from driving (don't ask how), and I get out. I stopped right next to some kids birthday party. I go around looking for a way to get tot the wreck, when the kids mom comes to me and says "Take the back gate, it's quicker". I see the gate and i go through it. On the way I notice a friend of mine named Daxx (yes that is his real name), reading a book. Eventually I make it to the wreck, although they've already taken the kid to the hospitol. Cut to me in the hospitol with the kid, whose not really that old, probably 11. He's paralyzed from the waist down, but after I get to know him, he's actually a cool kid. While we're playing a nice little game of checkers, his dad storms into the room, furious at me. He yells "YOU RUINED MY SONS LIFE!" and slits my throat. Me=Dead.

-This is another one with Taylor. We're on a bus with a kid I got to know in school, who has a reputation for being a huge troll. She and my other friend have never met in real life. Somehow we end up losing him on the bus. Both me and her start to look around for him, until I tell her I know exactly where is. She freaks out and ask me why I didn't let her know, I just tell her not to get mad. She immediatly calms down and gives me a hug.

-This is the last one I'll put, it also involves Taylor. I'm ina apublic park, playing guitar and singing (White Wedding by Billy Idol I believe). Everyone starts to leave except her, who just smiles and gives me a hug. (I just like hugs, they're nice).