The DaFunk Show

-All of my classmates and me were going on a field trip to somewhere. On the bus with us was a a big man who looked like he could get mad at us at any given time. We started talking to him, and we noticed he talked alot about animals. We asked him "How do you know so much about animals?" And his reply, "Oh, I work at the zoo.", whic he said right as we pulled up to a zoo (an INDOOR zoo). We all got through the doorway to catch a glimpse of tsome animals, before going to our next stop on the field trip, Wal-Mart. I had twenty bucks on me and planned to get either a CD or movie, but the ones they had completely sucked. Over thee, I noticed Johnette, the old drum major from my high school. I asked her "So how's college?", and she went "College? Hmm, I don't know." and left. We left Wal-Mart and went back to school and had lunch, where my friend Seth started some sort of movement, which a few people did join. Before the bell rang, some dude tried to teach how to play the saxophone using acting terms. In English class, instead on an English teacher, there was Peter Griffen, who instead of teaching us a lesson, decided to show us a presentation on getting a good dinner table, although the reason he showed this was so he could use dirty words in front of us, something the other teacher "didn't do enough of."

-The next dream started with James Hetfield in the middle of a cut-out barn with loads of hay-stacks. He fell out of the hay stack and noticed a turtle. After that he yelled out for the rest of Metallica to come out. He leaped out of a hole in the barn and, with the help of Kirk and Lars, held done the turtle for ten minutes. While that was happening, Robert proceeded to paint of picture of the guys holding down the turtle. During this time, the turtle had found a mate and gave birth to a small turtle. Eventually the painting was finishedand the guys let him go.

-The next dream I had was basically a re-imagining of "A Bugs Life" with a few diffrent characters and diffrent, more "urban" setting.