Dazed and Confused
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, 01-03-2014 at 05:53 AM (370 Views)
I remember performing a WBTB and the next thing I know, i;m standing in front of the dresser in my room. My friend Kristopher is sitting at the foot of my bed, about to play Xbox. I told him (and at this point I was sure I was awake) how confused I was. I couldn't remember how I got to where I was and I felt really weary and off balance. He responds by saying, "Of course you feel that way, you're high as sh*t!" to which I replied, "No, I swear! This isn't normal!" Next thing I know, I'm waking up in my bed (FA) and I felt... odd. I bit my finger (my favorite RC) and much to my surprise, my finger simply flattened, painlessly, and then returned to normal. Before I even had time to think, I heard my front gate open, so I looked out the window. Oddly enough, I was in my house, but not my neighborhood. I was in a very dark, dreary, snowy place and at this point, it was so realistic that I 100% thought I was awake and that ghosts were tormenting me. I got up off the bed to get out of my room and upon standing, I almost fell back down. I was extremely off balance and couldn't see straight. Everything seemed to be turning to the right and spinning and I kept trying to turn my head to see straight, to no avail. I somehow managed to scramble out of my room and made it to the back bedroom. My sister and all of her kids were sitting on the bed. Her daughter, my niece, Melissa was on the bed and was changing back and forth between her and my friend Auston. It's hard to explain. I was a little freaked out and at this point came to the realization that I was dreaming, a very, VERY realistic dream. So, I headed down the steps to see what everyone was up to. My brother Erin and sister Karen were in the kitchen. Karen was getting some soda, nothing interesting. But, Erin on the other hand... Erin was pouring jelly, BBQ sauce, Blue Cheese, etc into a bottle to make "miracle dressing" as he called it. After I finished laughing hysterically,I looked at the clock on the microwave. As expected, it was VERY out of whack. The numbers were going from 4:01 to 9:16 to 3:11, etc really rapidly. Now, one of my favorite things to do in my dreams is to prove to my dream characters that it was a dream, but as I called Erin to the microwave, I woke up. It was awesome.