DreamSwimmer

I was waiting in line for some food. It was moving really slowly. The man in front of me had turned back and had been talking to me for quite a while. He looked to be an old fashioned fellow, with one of those monocle-type glasses, and a suit with a waistcoat. He stank.

"So what do you think of garlic?"

"I think you consume entirely too much of it."

"Yes, but in a philosophical sense...garlic feeds into the eternal well being of the ego, and our place in the macrocosm of the Universe! It is what killed the dinosaurs and gave birth to the glorious Order Mammalia! [can't recall the rest, but he was talking out of his arse.]

I rolled my eyes and just waited patiently. Eventually my turn came. As much I hated to admit it, the talk of garlic had actually set my appetite going, and I was starving.

"Chicken Kiev please"

"Right...That'll be £185 please."

I was shocked. Everyone was staring at me and I could only stutter. I didn't have that kind of money! I did a RC just to make sure this wasn't real and when it passed I became quite annoyed. I immediately kicked the garlic guy in the balls. He squealed and fell to the floor. Then I went to the side and tried to look for the £185 I needed. I was really hungry. Eventually I just stole the money from the other customers (especially Mr. Garlic) and ordered the chicken. The dream ended before I could eat it however.

I WILDED and pushed the blankets off my body. They were really heavy, and it was a struggle to get out of bed. The fact that I keep WILDING into my bedroom really bums me out. I stumbled around and as usual the dream was very unstable. It took a few seconds to gain some kind of resemblance to normality. It was very dark, but I felt like flying. I ran headfirst into the wall, hoping to phase through, but it didn't work and I fell back on my arse. The nice carpet on my bedroom had turned into a wooded floor and now my arse was killing me. My head was somehow alright. I got up gingerly and gave the wall a baleful stare. I didn't understand why I could phase through the wall sometimes but not others.

I decided to try again. I ran again and this time got through but found that the outside was not at all where I wanted to be. It was an old peoples home! I teleported out of there and ended up in my old house. It was empty. I decided to practice my fireballs, as I hadn't had any success last time. I saw a cool looking totem statue and decided to use it as my target. This time I pretended I could actually feel the heat in my hands and surprisingly when I looked there was fire! I had summoned an element!

I hurled it at the statue who was awash with flame. It stood there and...wasn't consumed to ash. I felt a bit dispirited to be honest, and just wandered around the rest of the house. If I couldn't even destroy a small statue, how would I be able to destroy that cretinous dream character from last time? Next time I think I will up the heat before firing it.