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My mum had just cooked curry for dinner and my sister and I were about to start eating it in my room. There were a few flies flying around so I had to keep hitting them away. I got up for a second and when I got back there were a couple of little birds, crickets and flies on my food. I was trying to hit them away but they wouldn't move, and the bird pecked me. So I put my bed sheet around me, as I only had boxer shorts on and went and got the fly spray. When I got back the birds had gone and the animals had almost finished my food which had turned into bones, with a tiny monkey now eating it aswell. But I still sprayed them all, even though the fly spray had very little left. When I put the fly spray back, I walked past Orlando Magic basketball player, Earl Clark.
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I was at the park and saw a really hot girl with her boyfriend. I sat down near them pretending to be calling someone. They soon noticed and walked across the road to outside the fish and chip shop to see if I'd turn around. I did, still trying to make it look like I was calling someone. All the time I was thinking of what I should do to her.
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I was then outside the fish and chip shop when I saw a series of monkeys walk past me all chained together, alot of monkeys. Some were walking backwards, some had their heads the wrong way around, etc. So me and a couple of other people walked around to see where they came from. We saw a big pit with big white plastic bags, which stunk. One of the people with us said that they dumped either chained monkeys or baby kangaroos there, like we saw before. He then got a bag out of somewhere and threw it in and said, 'see'. Then a baby kangaroo started walking near us.
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I was running past a main road when a car drove past, the lady in the car waved at me, but I had my headphones in and was looking down so pretending I didn't see her.
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When I was at the park I saw an advertisement for something stupid. And you had to pay for it which I thought was insane.
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Me and other people from school were waiting around for something. More people were gradually coming. None of my friends were there yet so I had to wait. Then my mate came and a bunch of us started talking. The thing we were waiting for had arrived and we were all in some sort of room with a teacher. People were sitted around on desks and we began kicking a ball around. I was trying to impress the girls with my kicking style. I somehow found out a couple of people of people added me on facebook since we started this thing included LA Clippers basketballer, Blake Griffin. I thought to myself, 'he must see how cool I really am now, we're gonna be best friends now'. I also remember the teacher saying something about jumping over a desk, so I took it literally, and jumped over the desk, thinking I was cool.
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I can't remember how we got there or WTF was going on but me and a bunch of other people were kind of walking through a TV guide. Like, we were stepping on it, and I had a birdseye view of it. The guy who's TV the tv guide was from' Mum had locked all the rude channels and everyone gave the boy shit and was saying how nothing good was on.