Altruist's (un)epic adventures

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Criminal life I was being chased,along with a class of friends,by the police on an underground rail cart tunnel system.With a clever plan,the police managed to disable the cart's power or something similar,making us stop.A police man pointed a huge shotgun at my face,I just put my hands in the air.The station we stopped in leaded us to a mall.I got distracted with a store and walked a few metres away.I crouched so i could advance through some plants and duck sculptures.I scratch my arm on a duck sculpture.I comment something about being hurt and an old man on the store was empathic.He asked if I needed first aid or something and I told him I was alright,it was just a scratch. I went back to where the police was and they had vanished.I was worried,they would think I tried to run away.I find my dad on the mall and ask him to help me so I can get to the police.He finds that a dumb idea and suggests that I run away.I am now with a girl next to me and we are going to escape from the mall.I find some people I know and play a little with them,they do not seem to know what i've done.I then go near an elevator and get a burger from a kid that is sitting on some crates.The girl that is with me tells him that she is going to sue him because she paid for pickles and there are none on the burgers.The kid said that it was to much of a hassle to do that and they were too small,so he didn't bother. Still with my burger,I enter the elevator.There is a couple that is dressed for a wedding,an asian guy and a girl.I forgot something so I press the button to stop the elevator and left the rest of my burger on the elevator.The couple asked something like "oh,are you the wanted guy?" but I was too hurried to answer.The girl who was with me was running around senselessly in and out of the mall through some doors,I was moderately annoyed.We came back to the elevator room and picked up my burger from the elevator,but stayed in the room.I saw someone peeking though the door's window,he seemed to be one of the guys that were on my group.I thought he was going to tell me on the police so I was now worried,I hid behind a corner in the room. Immediately,an announcement is on the mall's speakers.It is a police guy agent speaking about me in a sarcastic tone.He said somethign like"if you are still here,and listening to this,there is no escape".He accused me of having had sex with eleven children(I believe he was talking about children my age though) and of trafficking drugus.I felt humiliated and angered.I had to talk to my father and tell him we had to change plans.I enter the elevator and go down about three floors,the elevator is faster than you would expect it to be.I enter a room with carpet floor,my dad is sitting on a couch.I tell him what has happened and he starts a speech about how my school has gone too far and he doesn't like its methods anymore.I see a black screen with text and the dream fades.

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Bioshock 3 and paradise beach I saw an image similar to the one I posted along with a title that said "Bioshock 3(brambling)".I was excited and imagined it was a teaser trailer or something.A big daddy was owning everyone,with some strange and new guns.He send another big daddy flying with a bomb like thing,and he seemed much more agile and light than you would expect.He seemed to be climbing his way out of the city,I saw him on the sea surface,along with some flying ships and flying explosive mines.I was blown away by this trailer and thought it was awesome.I was now playing it I think,I opened a wardrobe and found a real size Playmobil doll,it started talking and then said something to scare me and something is written in red on the wardrobe,I close it.The game feels more scary than the previous games and has more suspense and jump moments.There was a brute splicer walking around behind a wall and I was just waiting for the moment when he would jump and scare me. I was now playing Counter Strike 1.6, so the people and objects I see now look blocky.I was on the sea on a a ship,pirate or not.I do not remember what the plot was at all.It was not a shooter,I was just walking around and I jumped into the sea to get some lady who was swimming.I was now bodyboard surfing.Speeding through the waves,I went a long way.I continued to move on the board, and ended up discovering that I could move on it with my willpower.There were a lot of swimmers on the water. Going deeper into the sea,I eventually got to another beach,but it was weird,it was like a line of sand on the middle of the sea,not another island.I walked around a bit and saw a friend from childhood.I found my mom and asked for a pastel. Spoiler for This is a pastel: We found a lady who sold pastel and I asked for one.She fried it in a few second and handed me a soft,nasty,oil dripping raw pastel.My mom told the lady that oil is bad for the health and the lady seemed to not care and was rude.I didn't care either,so I ate it.I looked behin dmy back and saw a huge,beautiful forest on mountains,along with the sea.

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Middle eastern adventures I was somewhere in the Middle East and there was something going on about genocide on brazillians,or maybe latinos.I saw some stuff written on a wall,altough it was written with the western alphabet,I could not understand anything.An ugly fat woman came near the wall and wrote something like "espãno". Me and my mom decided to revolt so we went to some house.There were people watching tv,they seemed hypnotized by it.My mom sneaked in the house and passed in front of them and left thropugh another door,but they didn't notice.I thought it was weird.Someone screamed and told me that the security guards were coming.I ran for my life,afraid that I would be sent to prison or tortured or something.The security guards looked amercian.A guy who was with us got caught,he was a fatty guy in a lab coat,stereotypical mad scientist.I noticed my backpack weighed too much so I threw it away so I could run faster.I wake up.

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Meat castle and dimensions beyond walls I was in a castle and something was going on that had to do with meat.Someone was hanging pieces of meat around the castle,I believe it was an attempt at making boobytraps.There were raw beefs all around the stairs and hanging from the ceiling. I was now with some people I know.A girl starts staring at me and smiling in a very creepy way,getting closer.I realize that is just too creepy and become lucid,but am still scared by her and afraid it might end my dream. I am now reading something,probably on a computer screen.It starts getting blurry so I rub my hands to keep it stable.I find a friend of mine and treat decide to show off.I go through my house's wall and into the garage then come back.He is not as surprised as you would expect.I tell him I am now going to go to the 2nd dimension or something similar.I go through the wall and on the other side there is only and infinite void of blackness.I do not fully enter the void with my body,I come back.I now tell my friend i'm going to another dimension,so I try to get through the wall,but this time it was hard to do it.I could not go through the wall,it was very hard.I was expecting to see a void of yellow light on the other side(or did I see it?).My friend comments that I need more training to be able to go there. Another friend appears and I decide to show him I can fly.I get out of my house and jump into the air,going about 4 or 5 metres in the air,but falling.I hold on my house.I try again and again but it feels like forced control and I always gravitate towards the floor.I enter my house and my friend is not there anymore.I'm constantly rubbing my hands,wondering how long could this dream last.I remember I wanted to go to the lucid crossroads,but I am getting distracted by a karate class going on in my garage.I feel like i've messed around enough,and as if the class was real.I get too involved and end up losing my lucidity,the dream fades. Comment: Bahahaha 3rd lucid dream this month,that is almost one lucid dream a week.I foresee a breakthrough.

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Picking fights I was in a classroom and there was a translucid glass on the wall,allowing me to see people on the other classroom.A guy was saying he was going to beat me up.I tried to do a thumbs up to him or something similar,trying to demonstrate I onoly wanted peace,but I ended up making him rage.I also remember walking around on a path to go to my locker.I asked someone if I could be banned from the school if I beat someone up and they said I couldn't. There was also a fragment where I was at my aunt's house using the laptop.

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Supercomputer and kids I was in an office building.There were two kids writing letters on a blackboard.A supercomputer was deciphering a code into numbers,it was something important.I believe the antagonist was the computer and the protagonists were the kids

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The ghost My mom was taking me to some place where we would see a ghost.I entered the house(which was just an empty room) and started feeling weird.I went to the garden(which was full of tall weeds) and I started getting pushed around and hearing a voice talk to me,while also seeing a white shadow moving places.It talked a lot of things at the same time so it was hard to understand,it seemed not evil but confused.I thought something like" so they really are real".The ghost talked something about the bible but I don't remember what,the whole time I was being pushed around the creepy weed infested garden.At first the feeling was the same you have on a nightmare but as I realised I was losing very little hitpoints,I became more relaxed(lol).I saw an interface witha an inventory,the ghost had yet to drain one quarter of my HP,but I used a potion anyway. I went into the house and there I found my friend.I thought he was the ghost,because he was moving around quite fast like the ghost did but then I realized it was really just my friend.He was kind of angry,talking about how he was jealous of me because i'm white and he is brown.Some other people appeared in the room I think.I started a speech about how it does not matter what skin color or race you are,we have to share the peace.He seems to understand and is not angry anymore. We're now wearing kimonos and training something.We were on a line of tables on a corridor,and there was a queue of people on the table too.

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In a dream I saw a preview o Bioshock 3.The plot was about how the water system was going to pass all through some big pool.That was going to cause sanitation problems and disease(don't ask me why).I felt kind of sick. On another dream,I was with two friends when some woman came in looking for someone.She had a gun and kind of threatened us.I assured her my name was not "Isabella" or some other woman name.She went away.While I slept(in the dream) I heard something and woke up.It was the woman,she was whispering something on my friend's ear.SOME STUFF HAPPENED.

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Meh,something about Stalin.Also,I was on a rollercoaster like thingy,but it went back and forth.

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History exam I'm a little late, but monday I had a dream where my history teacher gave me another exam.He went away while I was doing and I had the chance to cheat and look at my notes,but I didn't.It took me quite some time doing that exam.I was on a small room,it was not a classroom,it looked more like someone's room,I was on a messy desk. I then saw something about now being able to play Runescape with 3 characters at the same time on dungeoneering.You could choose the adolescent character,adult or mature I think,each having their positive and negative points.

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Teeth falling and soccer balls I was doing something with my family,a trip or something like that.I discovered my right front teeth had some cracks on it.The cracks became bigger and a chunk of my teeth fell off.I was sad because I knew I would have to do treatment and that it would be awkward to smile now. Later I was walking around a neighbourhood similar to mine,but that i've never been to.I saw my dog walking on the street and I was worried because she is already very old.Someone commented something about me not caring about my dog.We were kicking some oversized soccer balls around,one of them represented the Earth and another the Sun I think.I had a ball too that had something different painted on it,but I can't remember what it was.My friend threw the balls at a building just for fun.They threw about three balls.I kept mine.

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Commemoration dinner and other stuff I rememebr being on a club like place with a lot of people around me.A girl I know came running and kissed me on the cheek.lolwut. On another scene,I was on the bus going to/back from school.A girl i've never seen before became my girlfriend or something like that.She looked pretty to me on the dream,but recalling her face now,she looks average.She didn't act sweet to me at all,she kind of treated me as an object or trophy.Shortly after that,she left me.I saw her on an outdoor,I wondered about how pretty you needed to be to be a marketing symbol.She had black hair and tanned skin. On another scene,I'm on a commemorative dinner with people from my karate class.There are people from school there also.I'm walking around and my teacher explain someone how the toilet flushing system works.Its a bizarre thing on the wall filled with water.I mess it up aciddentally,making it leak water.My teacher tells me I'm gonna have to clean that up.Its saturday so I'm worried I won't get to the Midsummer celebration on time.I ask my mom if it ends at eight o' clock and she confirms it.I look at the clock and its 7:45.My moms mocks me for not being able to get to the party and I become sad,since I will only be able to go next year.

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Midsummer celebration pool i was on the midsummer celebration I went to today.There was a pool and some people there.I didn't really wanna swim because I didn't bring any swimming wear.A mom is telling her child that he should masturbate before entering the pool,and not in the pool. I end up swimming anyway,but then the water is drained and it turns into a rollerskating race on a spiral,while the floor is wet. Not the center of the attention It was a girl I know's birthday,but no one was really paying attention or talking to her.She was just sitting on a corner,but didn't look very sad.Everyone else was enjoying.I think we went on a plane or something.

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Lol,had a disgusting dream.It wasn't vivid.

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A cool story I was on my old school(very old) and my old history teacher started telling a big crowd of people a story.I remember seeing a black dude with dreads,the story was about him.My teacher was trelling the story with enthusiasm,I think he was emphasizing something about hard work and achieviments.Someone on the crowd made a stupid comment and my teacher said he was not going to tell the story anymore and became upset. Greetings I was in a small car with my friend on his mom.We were driving through my neighbourhood and yelling some countries names,it was something about the world cup I think.The woman made a turn and the car leaned to the right,making me scratch my arm badly os the street.We then went into his house,there seemed to be a barbecue going on.I started greeting his family and people I dind't know,it was embarassing because I didn't know if I should have greeted them . I also had a dream that recurred through the whole night multiple times.It was some dream where there was a red light and I was in my garage doing something with bees.

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Meditation at a beach I was riding a monocycle on the street towards my old school,but it was kind of like a carriage.I heard some chicks talking behind me but couldn't see them,I also couldn't hear them clearly but I imagined that they were talking about me.I got to the school and was now with my dad.We sat on a bench and the floor kind of turned into sand like a beach,but with no ocean.I close my eyes to relax a little and meditate.It feels just like real life,not something epicly orgasmic,but the feeling was achieved instantaneously.I also remember seeing something words and the number seven on the back of my eyelids. Reverse gear through the mountains I was seeing myself in a car from third person as if I were on a helicopter.The car was speeding on the highway but on the reverse gear(I don't know how to say this right in english lols).There seemed to be a woman talking on the car.It also went through mountains,it was a beautiful view.

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Far west(east?) I was walking on a deck on a wooden building in the middle of the desert.I saw a wikipedia page with Usopp,the one piece character and some other character.The japanese ideograms were messed up and there was one that looked like an "Y".Usopp was holding his slingshot.Back to the place I was,I saw a plaque reading "far east" on the wall.I was going to the left side of the building(which looked like a restaurant) so I imagined to be going west. I sat on a table with some people and a chick I know arrived from the distance,mounting a horse.A dude near me played a song about it and I found it very clever,this was just before me waking up.As I woke up,I forgot the song but could still recall part of the rythm and a name used,now i've forgotten it.

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Karate class and going around the city I met a dude i've never seen before and went around the city.We soon became friends,I belive he trained karate too.At some pint we went to a karate class,it was night.It was an interesting dream but I can't remember much more right now. I also remember another dream where I pulled my shirt up and I had breasts,and they were quite voluminous.My pink bra was loose and falling so I pulled it up a bit.Even though I had tits,I didn't seem to have them when I pulled my shirt down.

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Powerful giant crocodile I was on a beach,on a carriage dragged by an elephant.I had paid an hindu man a few cents so he could take me in his carriage a few kilometers forward.After some time,I realised the elephant was just too slow and decided to go on feet.The man told he had a giant crocodile,which was much faster.I see a big rock like thing encrusted on the sand,if that is his crocodile,it is already dead,I thought.The crocodile then makes a powerful noise and rises from the sand,it is not huge like a city or anything like that,but its big enough for me and another man sit on its head or back and still have a lot of space. With our crocodile we went to the mountains where there seemed to be a battle going on.I think the crocodile went up some walls,but I can't recall much. Mall and dancing game In this dream,my friend's school was in the mall,and during the breaks he and his friends went around the mall and played games.One of the games he played was a dancing game,like those with a pad that you step on but with no pad,more like a camera that sees you dancing.It also had a tread mill,which made it harder.My friend was really good at this game and always played it during breaks. I also remember a fragment where I was in a changing room.

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I dreamt all of my matinal routine,like getting dressed and stuff.Gotta start reality checking when I wake up.

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I've run out of Bioshock titles I was playing a Bioshock game that was less like a shooter and more like an action game.there seemed to be a fight going on between an bouncer and me.The bouncer seemed thougher than normal,I was a big daddy too I believe.I could perform an attack where I would launch a flying rocket drill at him,and,with the right timing,it would freeze him and do damage.It was pretty cool. Rollerocoaster on Midsummer celebration I was on a Midsummer celebration on my old school and met some people.I then went on a quite slow rollercoaster that toured through the school.It all looked different in some way.I felt stupid. The new Deus Ex I was playing a remake of Deus Ex.The game had upgraded 3D graphics and more RPG like mechanics.It was a demo I think though.I was at the bottom of some medieval tower,so I climbed up and opened a chest.I also remember using the Dragontooth sword,with is sort of like a light saber.It ahd something to do with Runescape too.I'm not sure if I dreamt this today or yesterday,but I thought about this dream while I was in another dream today.

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Argh I had some dreams but I was so sleepy I ended up forgetting them.

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Deus Ex: nukes and swords I was playing Deus Ex,I was very immersed into it and it looked like real life,but I know I was on the computer since I remember pressing "Page Up" on the keyboard(my quick save key) a few times. On the first part,I was invading a small house in a farm like place.I entered the house and there was an old lady distracted with something,she was cooking I think.I climbed up the stairs in a stealthy way but she ended up noticing me.She looked kind of cartoonish,and she ahd a gun.She was shooting at me,so there was no time to try to render her unconscious or something,I shot her in the head.I entered a room on the second floor,where my target was.There was a tiny tiny singing female baby on a hammock.On the room there was also a barrel of Ambrosia and a Dragontooth sword,which I took with me.I didn't want to kill the abby so I rendered it unconscious with two blows with a baton.I put the unconscious baby on a bag of chips so I could carry it in my inventory. The attack on the house made everyone go looking for me.Secret agents were coming in hoards to kill me.I discovered this Dragontooth sword had a special attack: if I held the mouse button,it would charge up and release a blast of energy,which was quite overpowered.I also think they launched a nuke that targeted the small house,and this made me feel worried for the old lady,but then I remembered that I had killed her. There were also some gangsters and harley riders going after me,and they had some big machine guns.I hided behind a counter while charging the Dragontooth special blast but when I released it didn't do much at all,also it was less like a blast of energy and more like a wimpy machine gun.I decided to use my handy pistol and do some headshots.There was a photographer in the middle of the mess,he wore a fedora hat and was kind of a fatty.I said something to him along the lines of "You should be glad I have good aim or else you would have a bullet on your head".He laughed.I think I shot his camera,I'm not sure why,but I think that why I said that in the first place.

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I dreamt that I was on my garden and that my dog ahd died/was going to die.I also saw a date,which was 04/6 (using the format dd/mm).I cried a lot about it in the dream and made a scandal.I woke up in a different state of counsciousness,I now feared death.I'm glad it can't be some prediction since the date is already gone by.

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Fighting against Pikachu I was playing a playstation 2 fighting game with my friend.He had no idea what character to use so I he went with Pikachu,I chose Ruffy.Little did he know that Ruffy is made of rubber,so Pikachu's eletric attacks wouldn't work.The scenary had a beach and some islands.I had difficulty controlling my character,and at one point we both fell on the water,but instead of drowning we were taking bits of damage. I also remember a scene where we are not on playing videogames,but we're walkiing around a house I've never seen before.It looked kind of like a castle.