Thread: Altruist's (un)epic adventures

I dreamt something about being late for my karate competition.It was a quite long dream but I forgot most of it.

I dreamt that my chemics teacher gave us a surprise exam.Then she realised she didn't have to for some reason,but made us do the first question anyway.

Speargun please

I was in a weird place,with escalators that led me up.There were a few people with me.I had some sort of small potato cannon with me.A woman who was with me was bitching about something,it was related to her son I believe.

When I was back to the ground floor,I talked to a friend of mine about spearguns(I don't know him in real life).He gave me instructions on how to get/craft a speargun like on of those from Bioshock 2.I can't remember the instructions now.

Beach,the horizon and the fiery sunrise

For the first time weeks I decided to try an induction technique.Before sleep,I chanted that the next thing I would see would be a dream and visualized a dreamscape.This is called a MILD I believe.

Sucess,I was on a beach and aware I was on a dream(it wasn't a WILD though,I only dreamt later in the night).I decided I wanted to evaporate the sea with a giant Genki Dama(spirit bomb in english) made of fire.I make the sun rise from the horizon with my left hand in a dramatic stance while I slowly chant "Dai enkai".When the sun is up in the sky like its 10 AM I start making it grow,but I fail and it turns into a giant Ken doll,which starts surfing on the sea.The people around me were amazed,I think they tried to use powers like me.

I walk to the south side of the beach and am now walking back north with friends I have never seen.I tell them they don't exist at all and that they are part of my imagination,I tell them I am dreaming and that this is my dream.They seem skeptic,mostly a strong dude.I try to summon a pistol from my pocket so I can shoot him,I visualize the tact feeling of the pistol and its shape in my hands while I have my hand in my pocket.I pull it out just to be disappointed,It is a small toy hand gun.I keep trying to summon stuff from my pockets but don't put enough concentration and all that comes out are distorted paper clips.

Now on the north side of the beach,I am alone.I rub my hands together and wonder how much more will the dream last,I remind myself its a dream.I can hear the wind blowing the leaves of the palm trees,feel the texture of my hands.I think about teleporting to the Lucid Crossroads but I fear that the tleport would fail and the dream would end so I don't.

I decide to find a girl and kiss her to see what my dream can come up with.I find a girl near a volleyball court.I ask her if she could give me a kiss and she smiles awkwardly,she seems shy and quite human.I know I didn't have to ask but I was expecting her to take the initiative.It feels a little bad inside me to use her as a tool for pleasure,but assuming she isn't real it's all good.Around lips approach and I feel a famillair feeling.They toach and...nothing interesting happens.What the hell?Maybe she understood that I wanted a kiss on the lips and not a french kiss.Bah.

I see a photo of the kiss and then some photos where she is with some friends of mine.Slowly losing my lucidity,I forget she isn't real and worry that she could know my friends and that she could spread what happened.

Steel cable madness

I was walking around my neighbourhood with a steel cable I got from an electricity post.A guy walked out of his house and saw me,I was talking really loudly and doing silly things,I was worried he would report me or something but he just played along.

We found a place with trees and he was screaming about how the trees were taller and prettier in his time,while hitting fruits that were on the trees.I saw a little baby black elephant pass by and I whipped it with my steel cable.

Pool party and apartment

I dreamt I lived in a small apartment and next door lived a friend of mine.She could enter my apartment through the bathroom window.She came over and we watched nasty videos such as two girls and one cup.

We then wen't to the ground floor and there was a party going on there with some people from school.I saw some guys walking through the water on the pool without getting wet and I assumed they were using a no clip cheat.

Yesterday I had a dream where I was playing a football like game,but it also involved climbing on some handle bars to make points.I remember doing very well at the handle bar thing and I beat an emo kid.He seemed upset and started whining about how he depended on the bus to get to his house.

Today I dreamt that I went to the big city with some friends I don't know.It was night and I saw a building I know,but in the dream it looked a lot more like the Chrysler building in New York.

I had some dreams but already forgot them =(.I remember seeing a girl I know from school.(ikstgyfuytr)

From today,I remember a fragment where I jumped on a trampoline with some kids.I also had lots and lots of dream bursts in the morning,waking up after each dream.I would wake up with names in my head,I think the dreams where related to a game or something.

The awesomeness

I can't recall how this dream started but I remember that I somehow became lucid(probably due to mantra before sleep).I remember being with my sister on top of a building.I don't know if she represented my inner self or the dream or anything like that,but it kind of felt like it.I could see the sky,it was very very vivid and blue,with just one white cloud.I looked up to the sky and demanded:"show me something amazing".I got the idea to ask that from the book Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming.After my command,the cloud in the sky started turning darker and a little bigger,but the sky continued bright blue.I can't recall anything that happened after that =( .

I also remember a dream where I was on a bedroom and I rid a mushroom underground,along with scissors and other objects.

My dogs running away

I this dream,my dogs kept running away from me,even if it was impossible.I was walking around in a pickup in the city and found my dog,even though it was supposed to be at my house.I always picked them up and locked them up but they would magically get out.I called a team of pros that went to my house and helped me with my dog problem.

They were as sucessful as I was being,so the help wasn't helping much at all.I also remember that my house,was not my house in real life,i've never been to a house like the one in the dream.I also remember picking up one of my dogs and the colour of its hair was different.I shagged a woman who was in the team of pros.



I also remember a dream where a kid climbed some stairs and found other kids.He had a toy car I think.

I had lots of dream bursts during the morning,but since I didn't note down any keywords,I had to choose one of them to recall,since I wouldn't be able to remember all of them.

Bycicling around and a golden watch

I met a dude who was quite older than me,he was probably 18 or maybe in his early twenties.I've never seen him in my life but in the dream I acted like he was my cousin.He was staying in his friends house,which was in my neighbourhood.I went there and there was a girl with him there too.He gave me a large golden watch for me to take me somewhere,I strapped it to my right wrist.

We went somewhere with bycicles,I tried to go faster than them but they were good.We were doing some pretty dangerous stuff(for me),like bycicling irregular terrain.It was quite exciting and epic that I didn't fall,but then there was a staircase and bam,I hit the ground with my bike,which impales my crotch and rockets me towards the ground.The crotch pain was realistic bot not as intense as it was supposed to be.

At one point in the dream,I had to go back somewhere to take something,while carrying a dog and some papers(with my bycicle).Because of all this mess I had to carry,I couldn't find the watch.The dude looked at me in a worried manner which felt menacing.I press my pockets looking for it and eventually find it.

Stabbed in the eye

I met my cousin,he was watching someone play Worms I belive,which is one of his favorite games.It looks like there are some staff filming something in a room.My cousin gets stabbed in the eye by something,a needle I think.I can see his right eye bleeding in a horrible way but he continues to smile and doesn't seem to notice/care/be in pain.

RPG shooter

I dreamt I was playing a first person shooter game with RPG elements.I think it had a levelling system and maybe it was online too.It was kind of like a horror shooter,there were zombies and I was competing with other people to get more kills.The stage looked like a industrial boiler room,with a cauldron of steaming magma.

Donkey Kong Country 3 review

I was playing DKC 3 while someone was reviewing it.The level was on a ship,it looked darker than on the real game and also had some stairs and thingies.The reviewer complained that it did not offered a good challenge since all obstacles could be passed by using the normal jump.


My dreams seem to be getting more abstract,I don't know why,I had another full dream but all I can recall now is that I was on a table drinking lemonade and there was a part about a comic book.

Prostitution house

The dreeam started when I was lunching with my parents on a friend's house.They were discussing something one the phone maybe,I think it was related to my friends.I somehow ended up inside a blue-ish building,with my friends,where a woman(1) was on a broken ventilation pipe,threatening to jump and end her life.

There was another woman(2) trying to persuade her not to jump.Another woman(3) came by and told the woman who was threatening to jump(1) that she had always liked her,she was her neighbour it seems.It sounded really really fake and the woman(1) just stared her for about 2 seconds and then jumped to her death.

A sense of dread came over me as I heard her scream and hit the staircase below.I imagined her hitting the stairs with her back,making it brake horribly.I started panicking about it,could I have done something to stop her?I comment to my friend about the horror and he seems to feel totally fine about it,not in the least bit worried,guilty or sad.

We went donw some stairs and near the door to the kitchen,the place looked more like my house now.We met a short,fat lady who seemed pretty eccentric and friendly.She told us something,I think it was about having fun,and told me she had one hundred condoms on her backpack.I was kind of scared by what she might have been insinuating but then she clarified what she meant.(this is when I am glad no one reads this).

She took us to a place to wait for the "bus".The place looked very similar to the front of my school.When it arrived the driver asked where we were going and the lady said a city name,something like "josé dos campos" or something like that.The driver immediatelly knew where we were going and let out a short laugh,as if the whole city was just one estabilishment.The "bus" was more like a tramcar,but with no rails.I asked the driver how long the trip was and he replied it would last from two to seven hours,the lady laughs.This worries me,as the tramcar sit is very unconfortable and it shakes so much I have trouble not falling out of it.After about 15 seconds of staring into the thick white fog we have in front of the vehicle,we arrive.

It is night,we enter the estabilishment and I see a quite long dining table full of people,I assume we are going to eat here too.We walk around a lot,I remember what an old friend said to me,that I could lose my virginity without having ever kissed a girl if I went to a prostitution house.I contemplate that idea and become kind of excited it might actually come true.

The lady that was with me and my friends turns black,a tall black man she apparently knows touches her butt and she complains.I wake up,feeling epic silliness for actually believing it was real.An equation appears in my head where a large number divides a heart,or a small number.I fall asleep and come back to the same dream.

I have epic lucidity,it was not a lucid dream,since I did not know I was dreaming,but I was as lucid as I am in real life,I suspect I only didn't realize it was a dream because nothing weird was happening(ok,it was happening,but there were no rainbow frogs chewing on my ears).We are ready now,the lady tells me that the condoms where in my friend's brother pocket and they were lost because the pocket ahd a hole in it.My friend calls his brother stupid.

The lady was just joking.I look down and there is a giant sausage coming out of my pants,what the hell?I am confused and grossed out,but the lady soon explains it,it seems they are sort of like souvernirs from the place.We are guided by a lady that shows our rooms,I see a door and one of the people who were with me enters.

Finally,my room.Me and my friend enter a large room,sunlight enters through big windows near the ceiling,apparently I already forgot it was night.The room looked more like a hangar,it was quite big and empty.The room had about three merry-go-rounds,there was a woman sitting on a horse on one of them.My friend went with the one on the merry-go-round while I went with the other because I thought she was prettier.

She was naked.I kiss her.Oh no!My plans were foiled,no more possibility of losing virginity without kiss.Oh well.I kiss her again.The kisses are short,because she interrupts me by trying to talk or turning her head.Also,I can feel my retainer in my mouth as I kiss her(I wear retainers while sleeping).She insists in talking,she asks me if I practice gymnastics or something like that,I say no.I am now holding her hand,my other hand is on her waist and we are running around sideways,kind of jumping.She comments on how long I last running,thats probably why she asked if I trained.I feel kind of frustrated because she won't shut up.

I wake up(not sure if I woke up two times or if this is the first time).I fall asleep again and am now at my aunt's house with the same friends I was with.They mock me,asking if I really want ot go to that place,as if we had not yet been there,as if it was all just a dream.I wake up.



I also had another dream where I was sitting on my school corridor with some friends.Apparently,we were on a queue to get our test results.I think I didn't pass.

Threatened on the street

I was walking down the street to go to a fair to buy some nice treats.There were a bunch of teens talking on the streets,but as I passed they ignored/got away from me.I walk some more and come to a huge group of gangsters.

I try to pass through them without being noticed,there seems to be a fog around I think.One of them notices me and threatens me,I think I invaded their territory or something.He pushes me around and threatens me,i'm not too scared since they look like dumb children acting though.I eventually get pissed at one of them and use a chair to hit him on the head(I do not know where the chair came from,lol).I flee but I'm still on the gang area.

An adult gangster comes by,he has a pistol.He seems to be looking ofr me,I fear he will shoot me for hitting that kid.I wake up.

Summer camp

I was with people from school on a summer camp.I remember that there were activities to do,one of them being a strange fighting style thingie.We were supposed to put on some armour and then survive being piled by the others.There were a lot of people there,but I don't get to participate.

I got to the bathroom and find my PE teacher,he seems extremely talkative.I also remember a part where a woman is passing by and my friend makes a comment about her hips.

I am woken up(inside the dream) by a friend of mine.She seems more child-like than in reality.I am lying on the ground near a tall building.I ask her if she dreamt about the camp too and she says she did.I am rocketed towards the sky on a chair,while going up,I hear my teacher whining about how she has to watch tv about 10 times a week to keep herself informed about whats happening.The chair loses speed as I get to the same height as the building,and then starts to fall,I am feeling good,so it doesn't fall in a nightmarish fast horrible way,it kind of floats to the ground.

I lie on the ground and look at the clouds near the building,they are ina funny shape,sort of like a tunnel,or like the clouds are ground and there is a round pool of blue on it.I walk away with some friends.

Dream command book and doomsday

I was on a building,it was a tower.I was going up some stairs,trying to hide behind some pillars from the people down the ground but would always fail and be spotted.The people I was trying to hide from were people I train karate with.I see an old,wise looking man looking down where the people are.I go up some more and find two black belts.I wonder if there is some conspiracy going on.We want to flee so we enter a big red car we find parked on the level.

An old man is driving,and instead of going down slowly and using the brakes,we rocket through the wall with high speed.Our car falls on a lake and we all get out.The water is muddy and it is hard to swim,I try to find the shore but its very disorienting.I use a freezing potion on the water,making the lake freeze so I can stand on it.The place looks like an european forest during autumn,with leaves on the ground and the like.

We walk somewhere but I remember I forgot my book on the lake.I go back and the guys that were with me disappear.The water already melted,but the book still stands on it and if were still solid.There is part of the book on the lake and part on a rock near it.Near the rock,there are two of my friends.I approach them and the girl hands the book to me,it kind of looks like the Death Note.I look at whats written on it and it looks like computer coding,which I don't understand at all.My friend tells me to write something on it with a perverse intent but I don't do it.

I am now with some other friends.The landscape has mountains and forest.I write something like "[/doomsday 10/12/4]" on it,the date is not exactly that,I'm not even sure it had a date but it was something like that.Immediately,images start appearing on the sky,I can't remember what they showed,but it looked very fake,as if you used a gif image and stretched it across the sky,it looked kind of pixelated too.

Silent Hill and a truck

I was playing Silent Hill and there was a truck accompanying me on the road while I walked on foot,it was quite dark and hard to see.A monster appeared and I shot it with a powerful pistol on the head,then the truck ran over it.This part kept repeating itself,but with different outcomes.The next time,I would tell the guy in the truck to run over it again but he would just keep driving,I would then kill the monster with two headshots.On the next outcome,the driver got out of the truck and was getting beaten by the monster.The monster was kind of muscular,it could also shoot electricity.Its head also looked kind of similar to the shinigami Shidoh,from Death Note.

I then turned off the videogame.I was on my friend's house,but he wasn't on the room.His cousin was on the room.I got up and started playing with a child toy which resembled a telephone.To play with it I had to rotate a winch.

Childhood school

I was at my childhood school when I saw a building I hadn't seen in a long time.I tell my friend I used to go there all the time when I was a kid.There were lots of trees near it and it had a cozy,nostalgic feeling to it.

There were some old friends sitting on some benches and talking.A girl I know approaches me and starts talking about a game,we are heading into the building.I assume that she was talking about a The Sims game,but I can't recall what she said.

We went up some stairs and into an theather like room.With a closer look,I discovered there were lots of desks with computers.We take a sit and I leave an Xbox console on the desk.A woman next to us seems to be complaining that her Xbox was stolen or something.

Gardeners and a tour

I was in a desertic place on a tour with some crazy guy.We walked up to a big telescope to see Mars,I had to stand below the telescope,on a trampolin.I look up and see a giant ball of fire plus an big red thing on the background.The guide doesn't let us take a good look,he acts like he is hurried.

I was now on a place with a friend,I think it was a school.We talk something to some gardeners.I can't remember much,it was very confusing.Two girls pass by us and one of them talks something about her bissexuality.



I also remember waking up and falling asleep in a funny state,where my vision and my thoughts,were filled by mathematical equations,I also felt them on my tactile senses.

First day on old school

I woke up in the dream as if it was today.I had to go to my first day on my old school,which I was going back to,it wasn't my childhood school,just the school I was in last year.My hair is messed up but I am kind of late so I don't have time to tidy it.

My mom drives out of our house in a hurry when I notice I forgot my soccer ball(?) and I ask her if I can go back to get it.She refuses but ends up going back anyway.We stop at the park where there are some kids playing and some trees.I pick a soccer ball from a tree but it has little air in it,its not optimal for play.I check for more balls and they're all like that.A girl who trains karate with me is sitting on the sidewalk with her mom,she says something.

I pick an oversized tangerine from a tree,imagining if it will do the job as a ball.No,it won't.A funny feeling of anxiety and worry surrounded the dream,I imagined that as school started later on my school,the alarm was wrong and I was going to be very late.

I wake up relieved.

I dreamt some thoughts about a gory film,I think it was "The hills have eyes".

RPG first person shooter(again)

I was palying a Ps2 game which was about shooting stuff.Despite being on the videogame,I was totally immersed into it and it's "graphics" were like real life.I remember having to shoot a machine monster,but bullets hitted very little damage so I had to use electrical attacks.It also have a sort of terror feel to it.

On one part,I find a group of people camping.One of them is my sister(in game story) and she seems to paly an antagonistic role.It starts raining and I head out into the night.

I had a kind of long dream,I remember reading two texts I think.I also saw a lot of eyes.

I don't know why,but lately my dreams have been involving a lot of texts,which makes them very hard to recall.Today I did two writings in a dream I think(or was that friday?).I also played a demo game in a store for the wii and played a PS3 game with a friend.The game involved a little humanoid character who scuba dived.

Sleep paralysis(?)

I was walking on my house's kitchen and then into the laury room when suddenly all the lights went out and I was pushed by an entity.I tried to get up but I was pinned to the ground.I was quite afraid.I tried screaming for help but all that came out were faint breathing sounds.I tried reaching for something to hold on and get up but couldn't.I get slightly lucid,recognizing it may be a sleep paralysis episode.I'm now back in my bed I think,eyes closed.

I do not dare trying to move or talk now,I am just watching if there are any hallucinations and remaining calm.I also think I felt the heavyness on my chest.I feel brave and kind of excited,thinking of the possibility of inducing a lucid dream or something similar wit the paralysis.I open my eyes,i'm in reality.I try to get back to sleep.

At old school and friend's house

I was at my old school(not the childhood school,the one I was in last year) and I didn't know most people who were in class with me.They looked at me in a kind of "who is he?" way,it felt weird.

I also remember going to my friend's house.I went up the elevator with my parents,my dad seemed sick.When I talk to my friend,he is kind of angry/apathic and doesn't respond very well.It was like he was just a DC shell.

Vendetta

I am on a street,to my right is a cliff that goes down and a lake,to my left a cliff goes up.I am walking forward and some people appear,I assume they are enemies and shoot them from a distance with my sniper rifle.The scope looks like the one in the game Borderlands from some 1.5x rifle.As I shoot more and more of them,I notice they are wearing vendetta masks and think they may be related to a certain website.

There are three of them hiding behind a trash thingy.I shoot them from close distance but notice the one in the middle is just a wax dummy.I continue going forward,it is night so I am very aware of my surroundings,trying to listen to everything.I start hearing loud conversations,I look behind me,trying to see where its coming from but can't find anything.I assume it is coming from some underground complex beneath the street,which they built to hide and confuse me.

Fight with napoleon and shirtless

Probably following the last dream,I find a class colleague of mine.We end up having a fight and we threaten each other,I think one of us has a wood stick.I am very mad and feel confident that I could beat him up if I wanted to,but end up going away.

I am now on a changing room.For some reason I have to remove my shirt.I get out into the corridor wearing pants and covering come of my chest with a towel.It is full of girls right outside the door.They say I better get a shirt to wear because the teacher is "shallow"(they used the word shallow but I think they meant something else,which I can't seem be able to explain in english right now).I enter the class room and see a female teacher and some people.

The simpsons and pulling hairs out

I was on a classroom.The math teacher was making us watch The Simpsons on the projector.A friend was sitting next to me,she had a laptop.She was watching The Simpsons from her laptop but part of the video was kind of cropped out.I understood it was because the file was .mkv and she needed a different player.She went 4chan to request a video player instead of googling.

The teacher noticed that and went up to her.He grabbed her hair and started pulling and shaking her head.She was not scared in the least and she attacked him with sarcastic jokes,probably about his baldness.At some point I think he also got mad with me,but I acn't recall much.

Late for karate

I was at a friend's house.I have never been to such a house in real life,but i was his house in the dream.I had to get ready for karate at 18:00 but there was no one to take me there so I ended up skipping.I think my cousin got involved somehow but I can't recall much.



I also remember a fragment were I dreamt I was getting ready to sleep.I woke up in my bed,confused if I had already brushed my teeth or if I just fell unconscious.