FourKicks

At UNF, I am walking by where the woods used to be. I cross the street and see human footprints in the mud so I follow them. I see a wolf eating an elk and I start to back away. Then the wolf starts coming towards me so I hide in the bushes and get underneath some leaves. The wolf is looking right at me and I say "I'll stay right here just leave me alone!" I think the wolf answered back but I don't remember what it said.

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A woman I work with, DM, was reciting some random top ten list. Her face froze (I think I made this happen) and I was staring at her... then I sort of woke up a little bit, fell back asleep, and picked up right where her face was frozen. Then I made her walk away! Very strange and cool.. semi-lucid?

What a happy dream.. I am swimming in the ocean under water with dozens of huge animals like giant stingrays, sharks, and whales.. but everyone is getting along with each other. I decide to give my mom a tour of the deep blue and I am swimming around with her saying things like "And if you look to your left you'll see our friend the humpback whale!". Then the animals start to put on a show Little Mermaid-style with water shooting up in the sky and little rhythmic beats.

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I am a contestant on Ninja Warrior... watching myself, I hear the announcer say something in Japanese.. it looks like I'm doing really well. There's a ramp that I am running up and climbing really fast.. yup, I was a ninja alright.

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Something about the street I live on.. I am in a house I don't recognize and I realize I left a gray bag outside that has my wallet and stuff in it. I am at this machine that dispenses shots and I ask if there is whiskey. Some familiar faces are around, maybe J&J. I keep telling people I need to get the bag outside before someone steals it but they keep giving me shots. At some point I leave, get the bag, and feel like I'm on a mission.. I recognize the street I'm walking down is somewhere in Montana.


Missed somewhere between 35 and 8 billion

I'm in my bedroom in the house I grew up in all stressed about something. I go into the bathroom and see two chairs set up with two cameras on the floor. For some reason that signified M was in there with some girl. Then I'm on a bus sitting behind M and I try to ask him about it and he snaps at me saying she's the greatest girl he's ever met and that I have nothing on her, but won't talk about it anymore.

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I'm in a cafeteria and I order a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and french fries, and the lady behind the counter laughs and says "How old are you?!". Then I'm sitting at a table with someone (?) and then a group of people come stand by the table. As I'm looking up at them, the person I was sitting with disappears.

Missed 34

I'm in the lobby of some store, and I'm trying to unlock the door to get outside. A group of guys keeps running in front of the door and banging on it and yelling so I'm afraid to open it. I say "Heyyy come onnnn!!" A car of random girls drives by and I run out to them but they don't let me in, grr.. so I say "Ok, well, have a nice weekend!".

I'm walking in a parking lot by a pond at night, and I see shiny metal hearts lining the edge of the pond. I get excited for a second, thinking something fun is being set up.. but then I get closer and see they are deflated mylar balloons. There's a guy picking them all up putting them in a black garbage bag.

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I'm at work (in a classroom that doesn't exist) and I'm trying to find enough markers to put into buckets for the kids. JK tells me to take my time, just be back in our class for dismissal. So while I'm in this classroom, I use my Inspector Gadget legs to get to the top shelf of a super messy closet where there are more markers. I see the time is 2:20 exactly so I go back to my classroom but no one is in there.

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I'm in my basement listening to a CD of me playing the banjo.. and it's really, really good! There's someone else there with me I think. Apparently it was my "own interpretation" of a Pearl Jam song, don't know for sure which one, but "Just Breathe" stands out.

I was working at the toy store and there were a lot of new people there, mostly guys (my boss doesn't really like to hire guys). It's time to close the store and I start bringing things in from outside when I see the new employees outside smoking cigarettes. I go to tell them we are closing and I get the feeling I'm unwanted there so I walk away. Then a kid from my other job, PC, is running around outside and I can't catch him.

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I am standing in the middle of dirt road when I see an old pick up truck driving towards me. The guy driving looks like a freakin maniac, and "Back in Black" is blasting from his speakers. I don't step out of the way but I just watch his face instead.. he's got this crazed look on his face and showing all his teeth.

Missed 37

I took a nap just so I could have a dream!
I was getting dressed, putting a shirt on (a shirt I don't have, damn! should have realized it was a dream!). Before I could get it on, I feel warm hands on my shoulders from someone standing behind me. The hands start going down the sides of my arms, and I look and see its a guy's hands, but I don't know who's. I lean my head to the side and feel breath on my neck.. I wake up. Racy!

I'm walking up a hill on the first day of college (???) and I stop at a speed bump. I decide since I can't step over it, I'll walk around it. I end up at a college football game, but I can't find the entrance to get into the stands, so I'm just walking around the outside. I go into this little room with a big window in the back, and no one will let me get to it. I say "Can I just look out the window, please???" I get frustrated because no one will let me look out the window, so I'm like screw it, and I leave. I start walking down a hill and see my mom. She said she couldn't find me so she asked people at a reference desk, but not only did she not know what my last name was, but no one had ever heard of me. I woke up crying.

I'm at work, and standing in the front hallway. All the kids are wearing Halloween costumes! A girl walks by and tells me to watch one of her kids, but I don't know him. So I go into the cafeteria to get him and he's eating. I start to walk towards him, and he stands up and walks away. Every time I find him he disappears, and no matter how close I get to him, he keeps ducking behind groups of people and stays just out of my reach.

I was at work and JK said it would be a good time to take my break. So I walk outside and stand at the top of the stairs by the railing and can't find my car.

I was upstairs in my house when I hear something in the basement.. I'm sure it is someone trying to get in the house. I run downstairs and J&J are sleeping in my room, but I run past them and see someone at the door. All the blinds are pulled up, and I see about 10 teenagers outside. One guy is banging at the door, insisting I let him in. I'm telling him to go away and everyone outside is just walking around and laughing at me. I run upstairs to look through the kitchen to see if they are there, then the guy is now at the front door. I feel like the house is being surrounded.

I was at yoga and got up for a second, then someone took my mat! I got up and was trying to find it, but the mats kept getting switched around. I told the yoga teacher, P, and he said to go up to the roof and lock the door because he thinks college kids are getting in and stealing things. So I start to go up, and I'm in some building on a college campus. I'm wearing a UNF sweatshirt and so I decide if I'm missing yoga, I should start running. So I'm running up this ramp and I get to a hill, and I can't quite make it up the hill. A guy comes up from behind me and gets over the hill just fine, so I copy what he did. Then I'm hanging on this dirt ledge and feeling like I'm going to fall. I get around it, and eventually find the top floor. A guy asks me if I need help, and I tell him what happened, so he uses his walkie talkie to get someone to close the door on the roof.

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I'm walking at UNF around the green, trying to go home to where I live now. Then I am walking down a fraternity row type place, and I put my head down because I don't want anyone to say anything to me. An SUV drives by and they are blasting one of M's songs, and I think wow, everyone really does like it. Then I am coming around to some familiar looking streets, and I wonder if there was no M, if I'd feel weird when I hear about people liking his songs. I get to an area that looks really familiar but the street signs are all numbers. A lady is standing there with a kid that I work with, DC, and she asks if I need help. DC start moving into the street so I bring him back out of the road, and say goodbye to him. I tell the lady where I live and she points down one street and so I start walking that way. I get to a garage sale and I lift up boxes and move things around to make them pretty.

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I walked into a classroom and AC and LE were there and looked happy to see me. They gave me a little basket with candy in it and a tiny TV. The TV had pictures of AC and I wearing Indian feathers in our hair and laughing. I asked why they did that, and they said because the missed me.

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I was at a KoL concert, and when they finished I saw the fans in the front weren't really paying attention to that fact that Caleb was coming out into the audience. So I took off my jacket, ran down, and was pushing people out of the way to get to him. Immediately I knew M was looking for me. Caleb had me follow him with a couple other girls backstage, and was thinking, what the hell are you doing. Two girls left, and it was just me and another girl who had these crazy blue eyes. Caleb asked me if I thought she was pretty, and I said I love blue eyes. She left and Caleb said "I'll guess you'll have to do". That made me feel like crap, but I followed him anyways. We are at some weird after party, and people are doing coke all over the place. The I see M coming up the stairs and he's pissed, I tell him what happened, and he said that's fine he just wants to meet Caleb first. So I go to find him, and he's laying down with some chick on top of him.

I walked into the kitchen and there was a plastic cookie container and a paper towel sitting on the stove and the burner was on.. I panicked but no one seemed too worried about it.

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I was in my driveway about to get into my car when I saw a car was blocking me, but I didn't know who's car it was.. so I couldn't go anywhere. Stuck!

I was driving my car, with my husband M in the passenger seat. I was in the left lane of what I thought was a one way road when we came to a red light. That's when I realized it was a two way road, and I had traffic coming towards me. I acted like everything was cool. Another car came towards me, also a Mini Cooper, and I made eye contact with the driver.. I think it was a man, and he nodded.