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i was out in some parking lot walking to my new job. i was holding a baseball helmet. when i walked in i put the helmet on and randomly started to walk around. i went over to the gaming area and just stood there for a while. i got bored and didnt know what i was supposed to do so i walked back out to the parking lot to some car. there was some people saying i will get fired if i dont go back in. so i walked back into the place. this time the place was a fancy dinner eatery. i still had the helmet in my hands. i walked around for just a little then i saw the manager. i stopped him and asked him what i should do. he said go work the kitchen. i was now in the kitchen. i had some dirty cover all in my hand.(no clue how the got there) so i threw them in a corner, same with the helmet. i walked over to a counter and just watched some people wok. then i started to cut some spring rolls with salad in them. i did that for about a minute then someone said i was not good at that and i nned to go serve people. i waited for some food so i can go serve some people then i woke up

i was at a pawn shop with my mother. we walked tho this back gate to this area were all the cars are held. there was a Subaru wrx there that i really really wanted to drive in real life. my mom walked over and said lets go. i said will dusty get mad?(he is the owner of the car) the she replyed. but i dont remember what she said. i got in the car and started it. i got very happy that i finally get to drive this car. we drove off from the area out in to the town. when i noticed how awesome the motor sounded but the blow off valve on the car was very quiet. also when i shifted it was so perfect. the shifter moved nice and smooth in to gear. after driving for a while i ended up at a friends house, but this house wasnt really his. we got out of the car to go talk. me and my mom talked to my friend and his dad about something i dont remember then i decided to open up the hood of the car. i opened it and looked at the engine. i remember the turbo was like half the engine and had its one belt drive. then my friend pulled the belt of the turbo. i got all pissed and started to fix it. i kept calling him a dumb son of a bitch. then i woke up

I was riding my bike from somewere to a friends house. i was going tho the ghetto and i saw a house with 100s of cans in there front yard. i told my self that im going to come back and get those.

Im now at my friends house and im telling him about the cans, he said i needed to wait till 2maro. there was 4 other people at this house. 2 little girls, 17 year old kid and 16 year old black kid. i remember just walking around the house for a little bit then i think i went to sleep in the dream.

i was now one a bed in that same house. one of the little girls was in the room just standing up. i was about to walk out of the room but i saw the black kid was humping his bed. i was laughing as hard as i could then i left the room. i walked though the house to the back yard were my friend and the other kid was at. i was telling the other kid that i woke up early and went for a bike ride.(which i do not remember) i walked back to thw side of the house. there was a big lifted truck and a whole bunch of junk. i told them we should get those cans now. the other kid started to randomly load this yellow dirt bike on the truck. it made sense then but in real life it doesn't. after that we left to go look for the house with the cans. i dont remember much from when were driving. but i do know that i couldn't really remember where the house with the cans was.

We ended up at some very nice area with nice houses. me, my friend, and some women were walking on a lawn. then some crazy old man came up and was trying to run us over. we ran to the houses and just yelled at us. i saw some people building some houses near by. i walked over and saw some cans in the dirt. i went over to them and started to crush them. this women said it wouldn't matter but i said every one counts. i put the cans in the back of the truck which was now there. we all got in and started to drive.

I was sky diving from some plane or ship and i can hear someone saying i needed to pull my parachute or i will die. i pulled the parachute and started to float down to the ground. the parachute was super small. when i touched the ground, i saw a couple other people around me. then a girl on a snow board comes flying past me. thats when i noticed that this place was all snow capped and very cold. i didn't feel cold tho. now my dream was playing out as a movie. i followed the chick on the snow board. she came up over a hill and did some trick thing and crashed. then all of a sudden i was standing next to her and just staring at the ground.
I was now back on earth some were in the forest. i was riding a dirt bike and my dad was on one behind me. we were going up some road. i dont know were we were going tho. we rode past this hill and i saw some kid jumping his dirt bike and i wanted to go jump with him and my dad said no, so we continued up the road. then we were in some house. me and my dad were walking back to some room. i was talking to him about the parachute i had earlier. when we got in to the room. there were two beds and a tv, and a big gumball machine next to the tv. me and when went to bed. about 5 seconds later the gumball machine started to spin really fast and shoot gumballs at us. one hit me in the head so i just yelled stop really load and it did. i sat up on my bed and did a RC(finger though the hand) and it worked. i stood up and went and touched a computer near by. i then went out side the room and tryed to knock stuff over by looking at it. i failed. i was going to try and randomly kill some people but then i thought i will go to jail. and so i ran back to the room . then i woke up.

note: i did not realize i was dreaming when i did the RC. so not a LD

i was in my garden with my friends sam. he asked me some question and i said yes. then we were at a video game store. we just arrived in his truck. funny thing was that we were in the store with the truck. we drove around and then parked in the corner of the store. we got out and walked over to some baseball video game thing. we played it for a little and he kept saying i sucked. then i hit a home run and i was rubbing it in his face.

i was in some shop with a ton of other people. there were tires on the ground. this guys starts talking about how to air them up and set them to the right pressure. i already knew how to do this so i went ahead and aired up and all that to a couple tires. then the teacher came over and told me to go help this one chick from my school. so i went over and started to talk to her then my mom woke me up.

i was at some football stadium with my mom. we were the only people there. my mom sat down. i decided to go look around. i saw a 3d rectangle thing not far from were i was. i walked over and there was a door. so i opened it and walked inside. there a bunch of people in it. i dont remember anything after that.

we just went though sonic and my mom got a huge diet dr.pepper. we were in some trailer park kinda place. my mom was going on about how she loves sonic s dr. pepper. i looked to my right and saw a sonic again. this time it was a trailer house. i said there is no way there is a sonic right there. we walked passed it and i got a glimpse inside and saw a ton of food supplies. then my mom said. your taco is your sandwich. then i woke up

Dream1
i arrived at some desrt place with many trees, i was with my mother at the time. i were waiting to drive a subaru wrx there. then out of the blue the wrx comes driving out. i noticed the doors were all thrashed and it was a golden color. i walked around a corner and was doing something i dont remember. when i got the feeling the engine from the wrx was gone. so i walked back around the corner and saw the wrx chillin up on a hil. i walked over to it and lifted the hood, the engine was gone. when i was closing the hood i noticed how perfect it fit. that was the most vivid part of the dream. i then opened the hood again and now everything was gone. it was just the body and tires there. i knew the guy who stole the things from the car i thought. then all off a sudden i was now at my house in the kitchen. the wrx was now a little rc car. it was on the kitchen table. i was about to leave when i saw a person hiding in a bag next to the car. i thought to my self this must be the dude who stole the stuff. he didnt see me so i turned the lights off and screamed and tryed to scare him then i left the room. i was now in my front yard of my house. my mom ran up screaming 'there out here' i got the feeling of people all around me and i was very afraid. i tryed to run but i couldn't. i fell to the ground and started screaming something. then all of a sudden i hear my mom ask if he was really shot, then now i was in a desert looking at a guy who has been shot. then i wake up at 1:00am

Dream 2

i was at school with my best friend B. we were walking out side then he ran and jumped on a tree and swing around it like 5 times holding on to just a limb. he told me to do it so i went and tryed to do it. but then i had the idea to to swing from the tree to the building next to it. so i grabbed a limb and tied it to my self and ran and jumped. it worked i was swing fast toward the building. i was doing this for a while. just swinging all around. when the gym teacher came over to watch me. then a whole bunch of people came to watch. when i was ready to run and swing again some kid tryed to hold me down. everything after that i cant remember.

i was out side a house in the backyard. there was no sun out so im guessing it was night time. i randomly did a RC(nose plug) and it worked. but i dont think i became lucid. the dream didnt become vivid at all. nothing really changed in the dream. and i didnt really feel anything either. after that tryed to changed the scene. i closed my eyes and thought of a scene which i dont remember and when i opened my eyes it didnt work. next i tryed to walk in side of the house. but i was only able to take about3 steps befor i couldnt move. my legs were not working. i then did another rc and this time it failed. i didnt even know what to think. i remember just standing there for a few seconds then i woke up

i was in some garage like place with a ton of broken down trucks. i kept walking around and trying to move the parts. my friend danny was there just watching me. i dont remember much from there. lil later on in the dream i did a rc and right when i tryed it i woke up. i was thinking maybe it was a FA so i did another rc and yeah. i really did wake up. then i went back to bed and dont remember anything any more from the night