non-lucid

i was in my basment with my family but my dad was at work
we were all watching tv
there was a kangaroo just chilling beside the tv that had boxing gloves on

we went about our business but my brother eventually walked up too it
it punched him across the jaw really freaking hard and i got mad at him for going near it
he left went to our computer room and started playing wow
so my sister mom and i continued to watch tv and of course what does my sister do...she goes up to pet the kangaroo
it punches my little sister in the face and at this point i start screaming at it
i start to question everyone around me why the hell we got this kangaroo in the first place
i started yelling at my sister who didnt seem hurt that she was soo stupid for doing that but i still made sure she was ok
i went to see what my brother was up too and he was in the middle of a battleground which meant he wasnt talking to anyone around him
i had a huge dream chain last night all non lucid but this is the only one i remember really well sice i waited all day to write here

i was on lakeshore around the restaurant area of main street
at one of my favourite greek places
i was holding a copy of i thnk the 5th harry potter book
thet cover looked right and it was about the right thickness although i havnt looked or held the book in years IRL
i started talking to these 2 older guys playing chess
told them about i had read all the harry potter books before i had even graduated from elementary and what not
they didnt seem impressed
i went on to say it took a few months a book just reading before bed every night sometimes only 30 or so pages in over an hour
they just told me thats reasonable for my age and the rest of the dream is blank

i was breaking into the reaklly expensive looking mansion
there was a mote around it and armed guards walking around the perimeter
i think i was with larry david?
we came to this little point out of view
he planted his own security camera above our heads for no apparent reason
wae waited for the guard to look away and swam through the dark section of the water
we made it across and now could see this enormous large rectangular pool
to the right of it was white steps that led to the mansion and a white cement or maybe ceramic gazebo like thing with an arch
up ahead were some children running towards our direction
larry told me to use these red things that had handles on the bottom and swim underneath holding them pretending like they were RC boats
for some reason this seemed like a good idea to me and went along with it
i was swimming and i had to breathe (stupid me i couldve become lucid at this point
i went up and thought the kids saw me and ducked under again
i recognized one of them from my school
i tried to get them too look away by mooning them but it didnt work
so we kept swimming and than ran into a public restroom at the end
there was some guy taking a leak in one of the urinals and everyone with me told me to get out
and the guy farted or something when i got out
now there where two people with me
they were dressed in koala mascots with gangster clothing on?
one of the kids ran up and said they knew they werent koalas
than i woke up
weird dream?

dream 1

I was at the bottom of a ski jump, it was just a kicker
i was my brother and one of his friends who is a pro rider
we climb to the top of the jump and there is a crowd of people with us that is watching
i slowly make my way down so i can get a good look at the jump
i start to lose my blanace fall over the lip and grab on the edge
my brothers friend comes to help me but as i get pulled over he somehow fell like i was a moment ago
he told me he was gonna do this and that if i didnt help him up but i knew he was joking
we pulled him up and i dont remember ever actually doing the jump

dream 2

i was in my highschool
this time it looked familiar and nothing was really out of place
i was walking through the halls to my tech class
i had my scooter and i was late for class
i think my tecaher right before this period made us stay and extra 10 minutes or so
as i entered the shop my teacher called me over
he tried to embarrass me infront of the rest of the class but i dont remember how
he said he was taking my scooter for being late and i tried to explain i was held back
no luck with that he took it from me
I spent the rest of the class doing something i cant remember
at the end he waite for everyone to leave than gave back my scooter
he had cut the bars in half and made the handles about 2 inches long
i flipped out started yelling at him about how much it cost and started tossing shit in the room around
as i talked i would almost stutter uncontrollably which is weird because i dont have a stutter IRL at all
i stormed out of the room and the guidance councellor came up too me
she said if i wanted to prove a point i shouldnt sound like im puking in my mouth when i talk
this just mad me even madder and i went around the school kicking stuff over and breaking other things for awhile
i walked up to some girls i know and told them about waht happened but they really didnt care that much
i than headed to my science class
i hadnt done the homework from the day before and he found out plus i was late for that class as well
he was mad as anything but i really didnt care
i was just annoyed about my scooter

dream 3

i was at my house and it kept on switching between mine and my friends but somehow i didnt catch on to this and become lucid which is dissapointing

i was in my house and my cousin and her fiance where there as well
i dont really remember why
so they were just in the basement doing nothing so i left
i went upstairs into my kitchen and did some stuff
all of a sudden i was extremely tired so i went to my bed to lie down
i remembered that i still had to do 2 nights worth of science homework
the school year has jsut atrted and im all ready screwing up i thought to myself
i was tired though so i put some headphones on and went to take a nap
i slept while listening to this weird alt rock song i have never heard before and then got up when it eneded
all of a sudden there was a knock at the door and i went to open it
as i walked towards the door i didnt realize it while iw as dreaming but i was nio longer in my own house
i was at my friends
his dad walked through the door as i was about to open it
"you forgot to lock the damn door..." he said
i told him i was really sorry and would make sure too lock it on his way out
all around the entrance where the awuariums each filled with diffferent fish, the walls where covered in posters of fish and someone had taped on straws to their mouth so they looked liek they were drinking
plus the stairs to his basement were by the door which isnt where they are IRL
I almost became lucid because i said to myself " i know his mom only has a 60 gallon tank and it looks like there is about 15 of those here, hmm i must just be calculating it wrong" and went on with the dream
as he walked out he left the gate door to the porch open which isnt actually there IRL either
his whole family was waiting on the streeet in their car
as he entered the drivers door i asked whether he wanted the gate locked as well
he told me the family rule was gate open door locked or something
so i just went back inside and locked the door
but i was back in my house again now
i remembered all that science homework and looked at the clock it was 9:30
i went into the kitchen and i was a mess and then my dad came home
he started yelling a ton about the kitchen and what not and at that point i woke up

I was in my basement
my sister and one of my friends sisters was there with her
they wanted to play play kinect
so i set it up for them with alot of trouble
they started to play
for some reason the kinect sensor was facing them from the side
they were playing this game where it was like duck hunt for the nes
they would point an imginary gun at the dcuks flying by and shoot them down and it was pretty fun
next thing i know the girls sister is in the basement as well (she is really hot)
she wants to play teh dance game she keeps on saying dance dance revolution and i explain to her that the kinect version is just dance revolution
i take the game out of its case wipe it against he sweat pants to clean it then start having a hell of a time putting it into the disc tray
i end up sliding teh disc along the floor and she laughs
next thing i know im walking towards my elementary school
my brother is there with his friend and they are driving cars around the yard
there overcast and nobody but us is there
my friend leaves telling me he has something to go do quickly and i go to get into one of the cars to have some fun
there is a hummer or jeep i cant remember which one as well as a camaro and i think a corvette
my brother tells me he spent over 250k on the cars so be careful and dont tell his dad!
i drive the jeep around for a bit buy its kinda slow and the terrain isnt really calling for it
so i hop out and get into the camaro and man is it fun
i start pulling of some ken block moves ripping through the grassy fields and drifting for 100 feet before peeling out of the tarmac where the kids wouyld play
eventually after driving for probably 15 minutes i rev the engine and hit the bump at well over 200 km and fly through the air but at this point i see the car flyng through the air in a third person view.
i clear the fence to the pool and hit the locker room flipping over one time than the car lands in the pool and starts sinking
i get out really casually because i know for some reason that he has insurance that will buy him a new one
my brother leaves his car as well and we start walking towards the playground
all this time im worried my mom will see me if she drives by because im wearing a bright neon yellow sweater
when we get to the playground we see the squirrel at the edge of the sand with a chest of some type
my brother and i both smell some weed in there so we decide to scare of the squirrel and take it
when we approach it though the stupid things crouches back like a tiger and then shows its "fangs" which looked more like human teethe
it tried to bite us a few times and i eventually convinced him that this wasnt worth getting rabies for and he agreed

second dream

I cant remember exactly how this one started but it very fragmented and very weird

I was back in sweden but everything looked extremeley weird and cartoonish
i met with my uncle brother and my dad
we were walking through the old part of stockholm
i dont remember much but i do remember going to a bakery where the lineup was quite large
my brother didnt wait but we told him that most times the line up would go too the street and this would be worth it
i ordered some drink
it was a hot chocolate with tons of candy covered rainbow coloured chocolate chips
it was pretty delicious if i do remember
after that we left and its a blur

dream 3

i was at my friend dannys house
we were playing xbox in his basement or something
some weird stuff started to happen with things appearing through portals in his backyard
one thing appeared and we had to run over fences away from it

dream 4

i was in some kind of program where i had to go to inclass sessions
i arrived sat down and got down to busisness
something crazy was going on in the next room and we weere not aloud to go look
i went to i opened the first door and went for the second when i was grabbed by a few people
they pulled me out and started questioning me
i didn answer so they started to hit me in the balls and that hurt alot
i woke up because i didnt want to deal with that

i was in a highschool classroom
im pretty sure my history teacher was teaching a lesson
i left and was riding my scooter
i couldl and bar spins and once again just accepted this enjoyed it and kept on riding with it
i was sweating alot and with some girls but they didnt mind
i was wheeling them or soemthing
i was in my house now
i looked at a big mirror that is in my basement and my reflection was noral
my collar of my white tee was hanging extremely low like it was huge past my chest
i just thought i had wiped my face with it too many times and told myself that the girls dont mind it

well the past few days i havnt been recording my dreams, mostly because i forgotm to for one day ans since then my recall has gone to shit

well. ill try to remember about 3 nights ago when i had my 5th lucid.

I eremember being in a familiar mall and i was heading towards the food court. instead of stairs it was like one long wheelchair ramp that was tiled similar to the floor. i had my scooter in hand and decided to ride the rest of the way up. at the top there were these two maids. they started yellingat me with really thick accents for always 'bringing my machine and leaving thos damn lines all over the fucking place" i just ignored them and moved on. I dont remember if i met my dad and brother or someone else here and from this point the dream is a blur

later I was dreaming that i was in some kind of airport luggage security check. it had a similar kind of shape to the path i took in one of my previous dreams in the u shape. i waited in line behind the doors then made my way through. there they checked my luggage which was one of those school bags that had the handle and wheels. they didnt find anything bad and i moved on through the place. I remember at one point being lined up and yelled at by some woman. dont remembr what it was about though. anyways taht dream is a blur from that point as well

later once again i was having a really weird creeepy and trippy dream. it became pretty obvious to me that i was dreaming and i told myslef "yah, im dreaming" i became lucid and decided time to have some fun. i ended back in my neighbourhood at a house of an old friend about 3 minutes away from my own home. here i saw an older lady walk into the back yard and i had no intention of banging her. i said out loud "so and so will appear and iw ill bang her!" i turned around and she wasnt there so i tried a few more times to no avail. I decided fuck it lets fly. I say out loud " i will now fly!" Jump into the air with my arms outstrecthed horizontally and fall on my face. i try a few more times but no luck tonight. all of a sudden in some wyai cant remeber the whole dream changed and i was in a creepy house. there was some weird looking bed with some DC on it calling me over. I got on the bed and tried to make it fly out of the window withme on it. but i could barely get it too levitate. the dream was jsut boring and dissapointing so i kind of forced myslef out of it.

I had one more dream that night. i was in another mall with my brother this time. we spent a long time in eb games sorting through the bargain game bins looking for something to play. eventually my brother chooses tekken 7 and pay 59.99 for it. we left the store and i started to talk with him. "man, fuck this gasme we should have got the new mortal kombat" he agreed and we headed back to the store to exchange it. Somehow we end up in a packed tim hortons with a bunch of random DC's who were apparently from my school. i got a coffee to go and obne of my old friends mom serrved it from the back of a ktichen in a ceramic mug with a plastic to go lid so we could take the mugs home. after that i dont remember anything

i was on a boart with these 2 gils i know, they kept doing handstands and i could see thre things they were wearing under their jeans, than later on in the dream i was with some girl in bed dry humping n stuff other than that i dont remember

cant remember much other than i was in another different school, verything else is a blur