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I was with my friend, he had a new setup for his tv in the living room, I tried to look at the side panel but ther was all this hidden wiring within a wooden cabinet and then a remote with a white cord on a holder there as well. it looked like something out of a hospital bed or something. i took the remote and started walking back to the couche pulling the sire from the hole in the cabinet as i went. Eventually without snagging it came lose and at the end of it a 2 socekt plug came out that had a few things plugged into it i was guessing because something turned off. I had a hard time trying to figure out waht to plug back in and how to fix it and kept making joke to my friends around me that i was worried he was gonna COME BACK AND BE MAD AND ABOUT HOW BAD THIS SYSTEM WAS AND HOW CONFUSING IT HAD BEEN TO ME. I remember now that before i accidentally unplugged the thing omn the tv was a girls photo album from facebook, his computer was connected or something. but it was her naked and doing some wild stuff and i turned it off because i didnt want to seem perverted infront of my friends.

later I was in my office and my mom was using my computer while my friend danny was on my xbox. he was playing modern warfare 2 online on invasion and everything in the game seemed like it would IRL. I remember at one point though a new round started and he spawned behind the enemy team with a shotgun and just ran through them, it was pretty awesome. So my mom was using the computer and she kept on having all this porn and stuff starting pop up but she didnt really notice it would just close it quickly. so after poking her arm for about 5 minutes and nagging her she finally got off. I get on and jthere is more porn and its good , but my friend is in the room again so i close it pretty quickly

I dont know why and i dont really mind it but i am having alot of dreams with porn and naked chicks in them, i say keep them coming

i got drunk last night and had a terrible time sleeping longer than a couple hours and didnt really dream, but i did remember a dream from the night before

I was in some old farmhouse with my friend jamie. his uncle and aunt where there and they owned the place. we were staying with them. We decided it would be good to take otu the old model t ford he had. We go in the and the gear shift was on the dash. there was drive reverse and park and the shift moved horizontally. So we drive to the store pick up some eggs and decide its time to go egging, drive to a neighbourhood which has no streets and start making are way through the darkness. by the time we choose a house to finally egg the sun is up and the neighbours start coming outside to see what were doing. my friend doesnt notice them and is standing infront of a house with his arm cocked back ready to throw the egg. im wishing in my head he will hear me as i try not to yell out that he has an egg in his hand. he tosses it so lightly that the egg doesnt crack and touches the door and rolls off the grass. all the neighbours just charged us and we ran outta there. hoped in the car and i gunned it. All of a suden jamie jumps out into this ditch. i pulll the car into it put it into park and call out for him. he is having ahissy fit or something so but i manage to get him back in. Throw that baby in drive and we are ripping down the highway at over 200km. he is worried that we will get pulled over so i slow down. I dont remember much after the drive but man the speed on that car was fun as anything!

so i had a chain of dreams this morning most of which i dont remember after becoming lucid and then falling asleep for another 2 hours.

I was in a new school again. This time it reminded me of my current highschool but it was much much bigger. I walked to the cafeteria for lunch and it looked almost like a jail lunchroom would be set up very large. I go to the server lady who knows who i am and wait in line for my food. Most of it is junk but I decide to get the chicken fingers. I talk with her for a bit then move through that separate room to pay at the cashier, It ends up being around 4$ i think and i pay with toonies. I move to the tables now and this part is quite blurry. I think I sat down with some people I usually wouldnt and didnt eat just talked with them. I cant really remember. I make my way out and then the dream either ended ro changed. I entered at laser tag place tahts dimly lit with the comic like floor of carpet. The room is the shape of a circle and in the center is a pit like the one3 from 300. Surrounding that was a rollercoaster that was very simple, had a few dips and the tracks were painted red. Along the outer edge of the coaster was a sheet metal wall at some points that had lots of different patterns cut into it. My sister and is already here and I join her on the roller coaster. She explains to me that this is how her middleschool teaches the students and how they take tests. for tests theayn each step into a cart and slowly move along the track. along the sheet metal wall are many diferent questions and puzzles that they must each solve. I ask her if they ever go fast on the coaster for fun and she tells me no it is not a good idea you dont have time to answer the questions. Well I use my hand to push along the wall and accelerate the coaster. It starts acelerating at an alarming speed and eventually we are going way to fast to stop just with the loss of speed. the momentum from the track keeps us going and going. my sister becomes quite scared and I dont blame her. So i promise that I will stop it. I stick my hand against the metal wall and use friction to eventually stop the train after a few minutes. She climbs out to meet my dad who is waiting at the edge of the rtrack. Since the track is hanging within this large pit getting out is a bit tricky. Of course I slip and grab the edge of the carpet barely able to hold myself up. I call for my dad and as he reaches down i fall. Im not worried though I know for some reason that it is only a 35 foot drop with padding below and land with just a little thud on my feet. I tell my dad i will meet him outside and exit the pit through a door at the bottom. I make my way through and it appears to be that the basement is the employee lounge and locker room. There are some kids hiding behind some walls and its pretty apparent they shouldnt be there because the place is closed and they are snickering. I move along past the locker room and exit. my mom is waiting in her minivan and picks me up from inside a burger king which i emember being picked up in but not ehy I was there. I had left my hat and backpack there so I went to get tehm. As I returned a bunch of girls I know are talking to my mom at her car. she is in thhe passenger seat now and one of them is blocking the drivers door. She has been a bitch to me latley IRL so I mostly ignore and tell her to watch out as i open the door she was leaning on. I get into the drivers seat witha backpack on my back and flip flops on my feet I can barely drive and tell my mom but she encourages me to keep going. Eventually i end up in a canadian tire parking lot getting a pep talk from the store manager. did i get a job here? i really didnt know. I mdade my way into the store when I suddenly say to myslef " why am i here? I must be dreaming!" I become lucid and head to the airsoft aisle of the store. i look at one of the tv monitors showing security camera feeds from the front of the store make 2 guns with my fingers and start throwing them back yelling bam bam bam. Gun shots rips through the camera feed and i can see my bullets hitting where i am aiming my fingers and sparks flying people running. I turn to the shelves with the airsoft guns. make a imaginary shotgun with my hands and cock the gun "chik chik....booom!" the glass shatters and I try to summon the gun to my hand "that gun will appear in my hand" but it doesnt work. I just grand it and start ripping through all the glass containers around me making noises with my mouth. I then see this really hot lady walk by the end of the aisle. perfect imma bang her! i walk down the aisle and she is bending down looking at something just at the corner of the store. I quickly o a nose plug rc adn look at my hands and spin one time to stabilize and calm myself and as i walk towards her i wake up with one eye open



another dream taht i just remembered happening before this was really weird and very fragmented in my mind. i will post it soon because my internet keeps on disconnecting and i dont want to lose this

First I was on the street with a few friends, I was riding my scooter and trying out some tricks I cant land IRL. I land with ease and realize what I have been doing wrong with them. We ride around for a bit and pull into a pool. There is a large sumer camp and apparently we are part of. we hide behind the change room exit and see whats going on. an old maid goes to the garbage ad pulls out the bag which is filled with puke and pizza and smells disgusting. WE go to the pool and the camp is now leaving. One of the douchie leaders comes up to me adn starts tryng to getme to fell like I did something wrong. I fight with him but I cant remember the exact details. We move along with the camp and arrive at a very fance restraunt. Insiside it reminds me of an iatalian restraunt i have been to before. I look around and am sittin with the people I was with earlier. after dinner we make our way back to the one big cabin that is like a mansion with many different rooms. Inside i meet my brother by my room. ther is porn on the tv and its pretty good but my brother thinks its weir that we are watching it together in the same room and we leave. We head down the street to the convience store store and back to the cabins and head out for dinner. we arrive at one of these truck stop places that has multiple fast food chains in them. I ordered one of the special single slices of pizza from pizza pizza. It toook forever and I wasnt getting my piece. My dad came storming into the restaraunt apparently he ran the camp and was paying for all these meals. He was raging screaming at people not order the specials they take too long but I already had and told him to calm down. I sat down for what felt like half an hour and my slice still wasnt ready. I talked to my uncle who also said dont order the specials when i went up to him and was kind of tired about hearing that. I passed the line and asked what the hell was taking so long. She basically gave me some bullshit and then her friend comes by and interrupts me and starts talking to her about how bad her shift was. at this point I etiehr woke up or dont remember anymore.

I was walking home from a movie or something i cant remember with my fiend who i dont see anymore and my brother. we were making our way across the street when i realized that my friend was limping. he said it was because he had sprained it recently longboarding, although I had just done the same not long ago IRL. anyways we get to this convience store that is connected to a gas station. i remember that IRL I have about 7$ in change in the pants that i am wearing in this dream so we head to the store. I offer my friends to get whatever they like but I only have 7$, of course they both choose items that cost around 5$ each and I cant afford it. One of the items is a reece bar that I used to get at the dollar store, I could afford this so the cashier took ouyt one that was already unwrapped and split into three quraters and offered it too me. This was weird but I ended up taking the bar and it acutally tasted quite good. In the store though I had forgotten the luggage I had brought inside with me. It was one that you could pull on wheels. I didnt realize this till we left and i ran back to get it. Inside I was distracted by some kid who was buying candy as well and for some reason left again without my luggage. I walked down the street to a fast food restraunt I think was mc donalds and there I realize again that i have forgotten it. I find a shopping cart outside the place hop on and ride it like you would through the grocery store pushing hard and goin extremely fast down the street. I arrive and my other friend appears and asks me what the hell I am doing in a shopping cart. I explain to him abouyt the luggage and then he points to this chinese restraunt looking building and tells me see hhow they have asphalt? (they were actually smooth pebbles in a display) he soon tells me that that means they will create whatever you make on minecraft for you in a physical object with it. I walk inside with him go up a flight of stairs and there are tons of kids on computers one walks to the front of the store and his mincraft creation starts taking form brick by brick, it was reallly a cool thing to see. I dont remember much past that.

Now tat I have refreshed my memory a bit. I realize I had an amazingly vivid non-lucid dream that lasted for what felt like hours before this.

I was playing some new game that nexon had created with my buddy danny. We were the actual characters in the game and it felt like a virtual reality. At first we ventured around this land and started to train a bit and discover new areas. Then It became night and we had to setlle down and find shelter for the rain that insued. We were out in the middle of a field under a single tree away from a forest that was 150 yards away from us. There i saw a tarp that I had sworn I had left there long ago and was still caught in the trees. Instead of heading for the tarp, we venture past it and find a nicely lit cozy loojking house. Inside the owners are gona and danny and i make ourselves comfortable. I start exploring the place a bit and log on to the computer they have. Ther i open up the web browser and what do I find. THis persons username and passwrod for the game > i quickly log into his account and find he has 5 cahracters. one of them is the max level at 80 with over 2 billion in game gold the other is around 74 and the rest are 38-50. My cahracter was only level 30 or so i believe so I went onto the max level 80 guy. The whole dream changed and I was in third person now inside waht looked like a haunted house from luigis mansion. I was attacked by 2 ghosts and quickly slahed them quickly adn killed them almost instantly. whenever i attacked more than one strike i would go "beserk" and do alot more damage but lose health doing so. I met 2 other palyers in the low 70's in here and helpe them for awhile before the dream changed once again. I barely remember this part but I was on some kind of floating pirate ship and oncomming fighter planes were attacking us. I quickly slahed down a ton of them and jumped onto one flying with it through the sky until i tore through it with a sword and jumped back onto the boat. I dont remember much more from this part.

this dream basically reflected on what I had done that day. i went to the nexon website to check maplestory for the first time in years and read a book before bed that reflected what the game was like. fun stuff!

I was having a hell of a time falling asleep last night but after about 3 hours I finally did.

Dream 1: I was in some sort of IRL world of warcraft school. we were learning to fight by facing bosses as if I were in a raid with a class of people. I dont remember much of the fight but it was quite fun. I later after class ventured out into the land. There were lots of monsters in a fantasy landscape and I had a quest to achieve. It isnt coming to my memory right now but I can remember venturing through this land and fighting a few easy beasts and joining some fairy lady or something for the quest. At that point I woke up and went back to sleep

Dream 2: Lucid: I kept waking up and falling asleep IRL but all of my dreams were linked together somehow.
First I was at some club wth a bunch of hot girls, i started to grind with some of them and it was awesome, I ended up back in my neighbourhood and took my little sister to the plaza a couple of minutes from my house to go to the dollar store. while we were in there i made some small talk with her and then i saw that this dollar store was selling xbox 360's! I grabbed one and i dropped it into the band of my sweat pants. I quickly rushed my sister to the front telling her to distract te cashier while i waltz out with the console. It looked pretty obvious I was hiding a huge box under there but i thought I could get away with it. When I got to the cash something didnt seem as it normally would in taht store. I quickly realized "YES! Im dreaming!" I started to run out of thedoor and my sister yelled at me to come back she had no way of getting home. I knew this meant nothing she was just a DC so I kept running, I walked out of the door skipped a RC and just started spinning to stabilize. I started walking down the strip of the plaza and since this was my fourth successful and longest LD I thought I should try flying. I jumped and expected to float but I fell basically as gravity would normally pull me down. I then said out loud " I will fly!" and jumped again with my arms outstretched in front of me and began a very slow drift through the air, this wasnt satisfying enough so I thrust my arms to my side while tensing them in a shape kind of like this /l\ I instantly picked up a ton of speed and blasted throgh the air while the surrounding began to blur. While I was in the air I used the thought of dragonball Z characters flying to help me actually achieve the speed and flight> I thought about it so much that while I was flying I started to sing " Dragon dragon balllll dragoon ball Z!" Soon I found myslef non-lucid and walking back to the plaza because I had just left my sister there alone. as i was walking ther again I quickly said " hold up, Im still dreaming what am I doing?" Instantly the whole scene turned blurry I collapsed and let a huge fart rip (or what I thought was a fart ) I tryed to look at my hands to stabilize but I couldnt make them out theough the haze I ended up opening one eye and waking up!

It was incredible all my other LD's lasted seconds while this lasted for a matter of a couple of minutes. I cant wait to do this again tonight. I will attain lucidity again!

I was walking through a highschool i had never seen before. there was much to the dream and i was fairly aware without being lucid. I can remember walking down the halls with a really baggy sweater on. next to me was someone i had not spoken to much for around a year. in the pocket of the hoodie i pulled out a weird looking limited edition copy of GTA 4. I told my friend that the game was a classic and that it was always a good idea to keep on copy on yourslef. I then shoved it awkwardly back into the pocket although it came out quite easily. THen i went up a flight of stairs and started looking for the class i was supposed to be in. I was wondering around the second story hall when a teacher popped out of the door and called for me to get to class. i went inside and learned we had a large homework assignment due. i checked my papers and I had about one sheet of work done. My other friend who i have been in school with since middle school showed me his paper and it was about 5 double sided pages of line after line writing. I asked him if it took long and he said yes about 5 and a half hours. My teacher than came up too me and looked at my work. she told me it was ok since i missed a day ( I have type 1 diabetes and tend to miss quite a bit of school) and that i could hand it in tomorrow. I started to become worried that I would have to spend all those hours on something i didnt even know about really. I was freaking out for qutie awhile. I then woke up and was still concerned about that homework. I had to realize and convince myself briefly that i had jsut dreamt it all and that it was hte middle of the summer so no sweat.

It was a weird experience when I woke up, but I had forgotten to take my night time shot of insulin and my blood sugar levels where about 5x too high, this makes me feel sick to my sthomach and have very short periods of sleep. Tonight my blood s ugars are back in control and i will attain lucidity!!!!! =D

I had a terrible sleep last night it took hours to fall asleep

I vaguely remember being in a schhol computer lab with 2 girls I had a crush on through middle school and other dc's as well. I went to help one girl with her computer and the other one commented on the fact that she I was wearing boxers and instead of becoming lucid I made a snarky remark about her. we ended walking around some tree's but I dont remember much more than that

I was on the ship like one of the crab catching ones from deadliest catch. they sent me into the water with goggles on and i could see all the lines had been tangled really badly that connect the floaters to the crab cages. I swam back to the boat and climbed on and we headed back for a harbour. once there I met my grandpa and my brother and we too kmy dads canoe and started making our way through the lines of the docked sail boats. i was once again in the water for some reason and i looked behind me and could see crystal clear through the water that a 15 foot great white was behind me. I scrambled to get into the boat with some struggle and then once inside we all saw the giant shark pass by us with his fin out of the water. I started freaking out lay down on the boat and I could feel the shark swimming under the boat and its fin running along my back through the bottom of it. We paddled to shore quickly met with my dad then we where about to leave when i realized i forgot my sunglasses and hat I never leave the house with. But then for some reason my glasses where on my face again so my brother volunteered to go get my hat. He does and we walk down the road with my dad having some point he knows where to go. These hicks in a jeep drove up grabbed my hat and started celebrating their new hat. So i ran up and grabbed it and they obliged a bit. My dad went on to tell me not to do that because i was about to get my glasses stolen aswell because of that. Their mom up the road was in an RV and invited us to their gazebo for dinner as an apologie for her son. we ate hot dogs and breakfasts sausages ans there was a dusty looking bunch of small leaves they made a salad with. She went on to talk about the importance of salad otherwise she couldnt "push all this shit out" we continued to eat with them.

at this point I wither woke up or entered the RV because the dream changed

I was inside this mans Rv which looked like a house from the shire when your inside of it. It was filled with packaged cakes and other goods that i went freely around eating as many as i could. The guy came in and called out for something "Come to the pour the water little bitch" I think it was. it was very creepy So he ends up finding me and he never meant anything wrong he said I could have everything that was in his house I just had to make him tea. So I did and got the hell out of there. My dad picked me up in hhis car along the road and we headed back to somewhere I cant remember. i end playing this computer game that I spent most of my day on yesterday because i recently sprained my ankle and cant walk very well. Later on in the dream I was with my friends and we took my moms car and were goin on a road trip we needed food so we went to a close by gas station conveince and just start stealing every piece of food in the place. I remember going to the fridge and held together by those O shaped can holders that kill all the dolphins and what not there where 32 mini monster enrgy drinks in 1 inch tall plastic containers all different bright colours. Then we drive away and I woke up or dont remember mch else past there.

i had alot of dreams last night while trying to lucid dream which i have yet to do, one of the ones i remember more vividly was i was in this kind of african bog/swamp/jungle kind of place and there were these huts all up on risers to avoid the muddy land beneath. they were a series of buildings that i could go through in a u shape pattern. when i tried to go through one of the buildings there wan a man there and for some reason he had it out for me i couldnt remember why now. he told me he was gonna kill me or cut my legs off so i tied to run from hi. well i managed to esacpe the buildings and followed a path opposite of them. i was planning on walking to the nearest town because for some reason i felt like i had walked down this path before and knew where i was going. about a minute or two into my journey the path became flooded up ahead all muddy and impossible to cross so i waited there for a bit of timetrying to decide what i could do when 2 or 3 men started coming towards me through the waist deep water. they were all very friendly and told me they would me get a job at their hotel or something like that. so we headed back to the building on the risers this time the man didnt try to hurt me at all just waved us on through but (this part is a bit blurry) we ended up in the next room and gunfire started ripping through the like straw walls we hit the floor but i think i died and`respawned` so i started at the first room went past the man through the next without gunfire this time and then into a small kind of transistion room about the size of the space between 2 train carts. on the other side of the door i could see the group of people i had gone on a school trip to new york with and assumed i had to be with them. i opened the door and this asian lady with a flimsy samurai sword came swinging at me i took the sword and with one hit she was down. i went to the next room and on the flight schedule (apparently these huts were a airport leading up to the landing strip and i had gone through the security or something) there were no flights going where we needed. i remembered that i could respawn (it gets a little weirder here) and cut my own throat with the sword i was still holding so i could get another chance at different flights and i remember standing around casually while i showed off spitting blood infront of this girl i have a crush on. after that i walked into the room from that small room again and there was a flight to paris which we were taking to go home, which is weird be ause i live in canada. so we go through and this little girl who i guess was supposed to be with us stays behind in the room with the schedule. i tap the glass to get her to come with us from the walkway to the plane. she follows through the guy at the door of the plane starts asking me these really racy questions about my skin colour but lets me through as im about to step on the plan i say`thank god were getting out of this hell hole`he doesnt like this and makes me jump into the water from up there with the little girl and then we climb a ladder back up but the door to the plane is on a timer we miss it by about 5 seconds and the plane takes off without us. i look at the little girl and her eyebrows are the shape of a d-pad on an xbox controller at that point i woke up.


i know this i pretty long but i remember it quite well. I kept asking myslef after recalling it why i didnt notice any of these dream signs and became lucid