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Hello, I am a new member and I searched for dream meanings after having a vivid dream last night. I found this forum, and I am hoping someone may be able to offer a possible meaning to this dream. It went in different scenes. It starts off that I had agreed to let someone borrow my cell phone. I do not know who I was letting borrow my phone or for what reason but I had to take my phone to them. I pulled up in a short gravel driveway and walked to the back of the house and walked up steps to a back door (a possible second story apartment of a converted house) the man who answered the door was a cop. He had on his uniform, the brown kind. He must have been in the middle of getting ready for work because he looked rather shabby. His shirt was only half tucked in, his belt not done; he still needed to shave his face. I gave him my phone, and he walked me down to my car. He put his arm around me and grabbed my butt. He had a big douchebag personality about him, and I really didn’t get a good feeling from him.
Now in the next scene I am in bed with my ex-husband (eeks). Not because I have any feelings for him but because I lured him there to do something evil to him. I took a knife and I cut his dick off. There was no blood though; it was kind of like cutting a potato in half.
The next scene has me getting my mail. I open a letter which has a check in for the amount of $51,063 and some odd cents. I can’t remember the cents. I remember in the dream that I was expecting this check, it was not a surprise. I do not know where it came from though. And then I’m back to the scene where I cut off my ex’s pecker. I feel bad for doing it and I offer to pay for the surgery to have it reattached.
The next scene has me in a small town mom and pop type restaurant. I just had dinner with another cop. This one was different. He was wearing tan khakis, a polo shirt (it was either salmon or peach colored) and he had either strawberry blonde or red hair. He walked me to my car, and we kissed very passionately. There was a group of 3 other officers who saw us and one walked over, it was the douchebag one from the first scene of my dream. He was very arrogant and started to make fun of the nice one for being out with a girl. The arrogant one saw women as only being good to have sex with; he did not want a true relationship with one. The nice one in my dream did want to find a relationship and I got the feeling he really liked me.
From here I woke up. If anyone can offer me any possible meaning to this please, I would appreciate it. Thank you.