Kamus

So, decided to try the WILD method this afternoon, failed miserably, didn't even had sleep paralysis, but it was not fruitless. I fell asleep, and I dreamed.
The first thing I remember was going at Yodel's, a restaurant in the USA, with a friend of mine. Strangely, something happened before so that the restaurant was breeding some sort of giant cow, and inside, all the waitresses were using only panties and bikinis, plain white ones, but there you go. We - me and my friend - walked to the end of the line, and waited for everybody else to make their orders. When it was finally our turn, my friend, who does not speaks English, had some trouble ordering. Weirdly, he ended up ordering some crackers ( these, to be exact. ). Then we discovered the clerk girl spoke Portuguese, our mother language, but his order remained the same. I ordered a bottle of water, and a slice of peanut butter pie, but I never got to taste it, or at least I don't remember doing.
Everything next is fuzzy.
Then, I was on an Airport, waiting for something. It looked very ordinary, and kind of endless, but blue was the main color of it. The chairs were comfortable, and I left my backpack on top of another chair, which, at some moment, was being used by a girl, playing with anything that was inside the backpack. Her father, who looked very much alike Terry Crews, noticed his daughter's doing, and started to call her back, when suddenly, a giant car-thing appeared out of nowhere and was about to kill his daughter, along with my precious backpack. He stopped the car with his arms, and started shaking it, scaring the pilot, and then he proceeded to grab my almost-ruined backpack, take it to the middle of a group of people, and ask them who owned that bag. Someone sitting right in front of him said he was, so Terry Crews, or his twin brother, threw the backpack at him, muttering something, while the sitting man just smiled, and taunted him with something I did not quite understand. I walked, a bit angry, in his direction, and snatched my backpack out of his hands, and I was walking away when he started to taunt me as well, something about "Fixing it in his house" or something, I didn't really understood what he meant by that. Still doesn't.
That's it.