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Yay Lucidity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't remember much up to the moment I became lucid, but at that point I was climbing out a third story window telling myself "I am dreaming, I am in control" I falter just a little, but after reminding myself again that I'm dreaming, I start to float. As I'm floating on my back across the field, I feel the warm sun and I think "I created this, what should I do? What is it Zac says to try to do?" Can't remember so I just fly up to the roof where there is a nest of baby gargoyles, the mom is regurgitating food for them, and I go to pet one, but he snaps at me, and I say "No, I created you!" and he backs off.

Next a large number of women are called together for an unknown reason. We all have cancer/known people who've died/have died themselves/dance (I wasn't very clear on that part) it started out as Brian from Family Guy and he made some snarky comment about some famous person who showed that explained the relationship between all these ladies (something like: "You too Karen Carpenter" therefore the common denominator was anorexia) anyway the scene reset and it was Peter and of course he's an idiot and couldn't make the same explanation, so I was just very confused. I remember telling one on the women that I wish I had cancer because I'm so hairy and the chemo would help that. We all end up driving to a graveyard, still not really knowing what's going on, am I supposed to date these women (Oh yeah, btw, I'm often a lesbian in my dreams) Dad's there he's organized a meetup, there's a fat pit bull in a cage at a zoo, I ask a police officer if there's anything we can do to help him. Everyone's dancing and watching the show. A girl from my high school died and this is the memorial, but no, she's not dead, is she? I go to the wall and see all our faces in icing. I smash my face into in and run around showing everyone my icing covered face, hilarious.