LikesToTrip

I WILDed and found myself in some sort of hotel room. I could see a counter top with some lights above it and slid my hand along the edge as I walked past. Looking down at the ground I saw a couple odd globs of green and blue on the carpet. I decided to step on one and squished it. I could tell the dream wasn't very stable so I walked over to a wall and started rubbing my hands on it to try to increase the vividness and keep the dream going, but it collapsed around me anyway.
I DEILDed out of my bed, but instead of crawling out of my body like I normally do. My butt floated out while the rest of me continued to lay in bed. I was able to move my butt and pull my face along the sheets. I slid myself off the bed and started spinning in circles to try to get a dream going. I started seeing my Dad's backyard, but it was extremely blurry so I continued spinning until BAM it was perfectly vivid as real as real life. I could see each individual blade of grass and I was really excited I was able to get the dream so vivid just by spinning. I put my face into the grass and smelled it and then grabbed up a handful and threw it into the wind and watched the blades float away. I remembered two of the things I wanted to do in a lucid dream, smoke a blunt, and eat a piece of fruit for the TOTM. I reached into my pocket and found a blunt. However it was poorly rolled and falling apart, so I sat down on the grass with my back to the wind and thought about trying to stop the wind, but decided it would be too difficult and it would probably just collapse the dream. I started rerolling the blunt licking and tasting the tobacco paper. But as I was doing this the dream collapsed and I found myself back in bed.
I DEILD again this time also by spinning. I found my self about where I had left off, but I forgot about the blunt. I was thinking about my breathing for some reason, it felt like it was hard to breathe. So instead of only breathing out my nose I started breathing out my mouth as well, and it seemed to increase the vividness, so I was excited. As soon as I started walking around the dream started to become unstable again though. My visuals were almost gone so I ran to a tree and bear hugged it with my arms and legs. I started pulling the bark off with my hands and feeling each piece of bark get torn off the tree. I started slowly climbing the tree as I ripped off the bark. I guess I was kind of humping the tree so I started to get horny and thinking about how I would go about finding a girl, but then I remembered I still needed to eat a piece of fruit! I got off the tree and walked towards my Dad's back door. I noticed that the door was covered in spiders webs with multiple spiders on it. I couldn't decide if I wanted to grab it or find another way inside. I decided since it was just a dream I should just ignore them and open the door. But at that moment I felt something on my back and realized I wasn't wearing a shirt. I started trying to reach around and brush off whatever was on my back, and the dream collapsed in my over excitement.
I DEILDed again and found my self standing in front of the back door, but the door was open and a girl I used to go to school with was walking inside. I thought it was weird that a girl was able to open a spider infested door when I wasn't, but ignored it and followed her inside. My Dad was there and he noticed I was going straight for the fridge. He started listing off all the different things he had for me to eat, but I told him all I wanted was a piece of fruit. He explained that they were kind of old and after I pulled one out for my self, he pulled out a couple and started cutting of brown spots to give one to the girl that was with me. I looked at the fruit and it looked like a deformed pear/apple combination. I took a bite and chewed it, it tasted like a combination between a pear and apple which I expected. My Dad started explaining that he needed to leave and as he was droning on and on that I should watch after the house while he was gone the dream collapsed again!
I DEILDed and found myself back in the kitchen where I left off. I picked up the fruit that was wrapped in paper towel to soak up any juice that leaked out. I continued eating the fruit and the paper towel together, I was too lazy to move the paper out of the way, and it was an interesting texture. I noticed my Dad continuing to talk about things I might need to know while he was gone. He mentioned something about how the truck didn't have a license plate so I shouldn't drive it unless I had a really good reason too. This dream collapsed really quickly as he was explaining random things.
I tried to DEILD again, but I just couldn't I guess I wasn't tired enough to sleep any more and just woke up.