memorable

I was driving home with my mother when she suddenly erupted "look! Watermelons! I'm gonna get me some watermelon. Those watermelons are really good!". She drove a couple meters further and I could see a bush with strangely big and deformed watermelons. We stood out of the car and lifted a bunch of the heavy watermelons inside. My mom then started going at some purple and orange flowers, and got purple and orange gloves out of it. She showed me that they were not quite ordinary, but had special powers to them. With the orange glove on, the flickered her fingers and set fire to where she pointed. I asked if I could have it, so she gave it to me. We then drove home, and it was dark as if it was a winter midnight all of a sudden. I noticed a cat's eyes reflecting light, and flickered my fingers against it with my glove. It didn't set fire to the cat, but rather turned it's eyes red and reflected more light.
Next thing I remember, I was sitting in a supermarket, leaning towards a cooler that emitted a strong, bright light. To the right of me was two guys doing the same thing. A man came and gave the one guy a purple crown, one guy a green crown, but when he came to me, he said: "As for you, Mikkel, you must find your own crown, in the mountains to the north!" After he said that, I got up and started to walk north. I managed to hear one of the guys silently say "Yeah of course, it's always to the north".
I didn't walk far, until I got to a massive tree, with climbing obstacles on. As I started climbing, my brother joined in to help. It was really hard to climb it, as you needed really good balance. As we finally got to the top, I saw an orange crown, and tried to grab it. My hand went through it though, and then we saw a man presenting himself as The King. He told us we would get the crown if we could pass the final challenge. We were on a rotating platform. Around us was thick logs/branches from the tree. On the branches were different fruits. We were meant to knock out all of one type of fruit first, then the next, etc, until all fruits were off the branches. We failed a bunch of times and had to restart. It's harder than it sounds, and quite hard to explain. It was like a game where you had to press the right buttons at the right time. As we finally managed to get far into the game, one of the branches were carrying a large bag of chips. My brother and I stopped moving for a second. Then we started punching the bag and eating the chips.
Now, here comes a weird part. The king opened a bag of bacon chips, farted on them, and handed them towards us, thinking that we wouldn't eat fart-chips. However, we grabbed a handful each and ate them. The king looked at us approvingly, and said: "You will get the crown if you spray deodorant in Christopher's twenty-four hour butt" (what) and pointed to a sleeping guy. My brother came with a bunch of objections though, and I said that we brought no deodorant. The sleeping guy woke up and asked what was going on. Another guy then said that the king wanted us to spray deodorant in his twenty-four hour butt (what), to which Christopher replied "oh that's mean" in a stoned way.

From yesterday night.

I was riding a bike through a road, going upwards through the right side of Samsø - a danish island, south of Østjylland where I've been once on a trip with my class for 3 days. I had a map in my head, that I could look at like a HUD interface. The map represented Samsø, and I saw myself as a dot on the right side, and a red trail behind it showing where I've been. On the left side, I saw a low wooden fence the whole way. My mother talked to me through an intern voice in my head, saying that she put up the fence and I should not cross it. She didn't say, and I didn't ask why. However, when I reached the top corner of the island, I turned left and crossed the fence. I comforted her by saying I was just checking out the landscape and then I would come back.

Note @ 05-08-2013: Watching 'The Orphanage', I saw this scene and it just clicked that I had seen the place before, and I remembered this dream. This is exactly how the place in my dream looked:


I came to the opening of a large forest and met a group of hillbillies with torches, standing with a basket of berries. I asked "what's the matter?" to which they told me that something unnatural had been going on in the forest. The sun was going down and it was becoming dark. I offered to investigate, and ventured into the forest. The hillbillies followed me in.
An intense, frightening atmosphere laid upon us as we entered. I saw a corpse lying on the road in front of us. I inspected it quickly, and moved on into the forest. Unnatural girl screams were bursting my ears. Strange paranormal shit was going on. It was now so dark, the only light we saw was from our torches. We saw a big bonfire light up ahead of us. I moved closer, and walked to the side to avoid a tree in front of me. As the log crossed between the fire and my line of sight, it disappeared along with my torch. I now stood on a smaller forest road. I heard barking and trampling paws coming towards me in the dark. Behind me was a tall fence of solid wood. I jumped to the side in the right moment to avoid the dog. All I could see was the silhouette of it. It disappeared as it went past me. I ran back to the main road. It was like a dark being was shifting through the woods stealthily, watching me. A hillbilly yelled "hey, didn't you say you could spawn wherever you wanted?" to which I replied "no, this isn't a dream!". I heard another dog coming and ran as fast as I could to the exit of the forest.

I was playing CSS on my laptop, except I was on a large field, I could sprint, I had no weapons, it lagged, and a large godzilladinosaurthing was trying to kill me and about 20 others.
Next thing I remember is that I was in some 'international' game. Apparently a massive free-for-all war with small squads. I found a hideout and entered it. On the floor was a pile of golden coins, which I picked up. On the way out, I saw a dead-looking ghost. It was hanging on a spear stuck through it's throat. I left the hideout.
I now found myself in a clearing in the woods. There was a obstacle-racing track and lots of people cheering.
On the left I saw a cute girl standing on a platform, jumping, cheering, and persuading people into participating in the race. She saw me, and with a just as happy voice said;
"Hey I know you! You're the one who stole our gold. I tell you what. Don't you want to light up that guilty conscience? Just take the track and we'll forget about the whole thing" and pointed to the abstract wooden obstacle-course.
At first I was like "NOPE" but moved against the entrance anyways.
I started running the course, and my one competitor was ready on the track as well. I was in front of him the whole time, while he taunted me by talking to me as if I were a woman. By the end, he somehow managed to slip past me at an inhuman speed, meaning he won the race.
By the exit of the course, I saw Will Smith and his son (named 'Jesus' in my dream), as well as the cute girl whose name I don't know .. The girl said "Don't be so sad. Cmon, let's see how Jesus does". Her spirit, happiness and enthusiasm was really inspiring. I can't really believe she came from my mind, because I am completely different. I should be more like her.
The girl walked back to her platform, as seven-year old Jesus was about to compete against another seven-year old. I walked up to her and we held an arm around each other. She had a nice perfume and a rain-jacket on. We cheered for Jesus who was now running the course. The competing kid banged it's head into an obstacle, and I shouted "RUN JESUS", but the girl said "Be fair". Not much further into the course, Jesus banged his head too, sat down, and started crying as well. The other kid kept running, so Will Smith went onto the track and grabbed him.
Jesus completed the course, and I was now at the exit with him, Will, and the girl. A heavy swarm of those thin wasp-looking bees (flowerbees) that can't actually sting, surrounded the girl. They lifted her up in the air and they all disappeared. Will and I then went on joking about how she was a niggerbee. (No racism intended!)

Tonight I dreamed that I snapped and went psycho in a fully crowded church. With an SMG in each hand I slaughtered everyone, sparing only 4 people (I don't even know why I spared them, as they would testify against me). They stood lined up and talked to me, made me feel guilt. I walked out of the church and got home, watching the news. They mentioned what I'd done. I listened closely, as they said "..but we do not know who did this. We are working on..". I walked outside, where I saw one of the 4 left-overs, talking to me and inflicting more and more guilt, making the whole thing a nightmare for me..

Total estimation: 20-30 minutes

Non-lucid part:
I was with my family near some green-/insect-house of sorts. Plantation had grown everywhere. We looked at a wall to see this enormous green parasite worm looking thing. We stood and talked about how amazing it was when it started moving out of the wall, digging into the ground and attacking us. It's tail was in the soil, it's head was in the soil, and then it body-slammed and killed my brother.

Lucid part:
I fled into the insecthouse and that's when I realised - I must be dreaming. I did a reality check and felt I was waking up. Instead I focused my vision hard and saw that I was in a large storage-ish room with a thin metal rail as a fence in front of me and a pillar going down in the middle of the room. I saw a black figure walk past me and disappear as he went out of my field of view to the left. This scared me as it reminded me of that LSD game, and I didn't want this to be a nightmare.
I jumped over the fence and sprinted towards the other end of the room. I jumped headfirst into the wall and now found myself in a room like the first, but the distance to the other end was only 2 meters. I jumped into the next wall and found myself in the same room. Repeat the same room around 4 times more, until I had decided where I wanted to be. I was now in the eye of Saturn. I had remembered the last month's challenge here from DreamViews (didn't remember this month's challenge though).
I found myself in a military base on Saturn. It didn't consist of much but a couple of fences and tents. I saw no people at all. There was no wind either. I figured we were in the eye of the storm. You couldn't hear anything but a constant roar of distant wind. The heaven was black and you could see the stars. The sun was shining brighter but you could look directly at it. The air was very easy to breathe in, nothing different from a normal place on earth.
I wanted to go visit the moon, so I thought of the moon and ran heads-first into a wall. I went straight through it just like the first time, but I was not on the moon. I was at the shore of a big city which reminded me of my hometown Ebeltoft, except it was much larger and futuristic. It was night and the only light you could see came from the moon (close enough)! I looked at the ocean. The water was acting extremely weird, as if it was being sucked out by some beam from the moon. I looked at the moon and tried to do the pull like Bruce the Almighty, as if I had a rope. The invisible rope was tough to pull in, but it didn't affect the moon. I then tried to simply 'teleport' it closer with my mind. It worked! The small moon dissolved and appeared as 4 times that big. I looked back at the ocean. It now consisted of rock-hard shattered crystals.
I walked onto the crystals. The whole ocean was crystals, even beneath the surface, so they didn't move at all. With my mind, I tried removing the crystals, but I regretted that as they turned back into ocean and I fell in the ice-cold water. I levitated (yes! levitated) myself out of the water and turned the ocean back into crystals.
I felt myself waking up, and simply let go as it was probably late anyways. I woke up and the clock was 1 PM.

There were a tonnes of more stuff happening but I simply don't remember it because so many different things were going on.
For example I remember looking at a large clock to see what the clock was. It said 11:48. I don't remember in which association or what part of the dream I looked at it though, all I remember is looking at the clock.
I also remember I wanted to see what happened if I tried to convince a dream character that he doesn't exist. I couldn't find anyone so I spawned one, just to tell him he doesn't exist (lol). He started cursing and swearing at me like mad. "F**K YOU YOU LITTLE F**KING A**HOLE WHAT THE F**K IS THE MATTER WITH YOU SERIOUSLY YOU -insert more swear words here-". He went on like that until I walked away.

During the whole lucid part, I met no people at all except for the black figure and the spawned dream character.

Before I start, I want to say that I live in Denmark and I know nothing at all about the english royal family, nor do I know if they actually have a princess around my age.

So the dream started off with me having an affair with an english princess named Cam or Cami.. something like that. The media knew nothing about it.
Then at a conference or alike, I went to her and kissed her, with press cameras rolling and everything. She kissed me back and the media went wild. All of Britain was amazed and excited about their princess having a boyfriend. You won't believe how amazing it felt, and I really wish it was true. Later on I looked at YouTube and saw all these stupid montages that lonely 14 year old crazy, british girls make about Cami and me.

When I woke up I felt sad because nothing that great has ever happened in my life.

I dreamt about waking up at 11:45 (and had to be at my work at 12:00) so I panicced around, trying to make someone take my shift, but couldn't. I couldn't get on the bus in time either.
Today I actually had to go to work at 12:00, but I woke up in time luckily :-)

Then later i dreamt about finding a maggot infested body in the woods. Not sure if it's a part of the other dream.
More detailed; I walked on a trampled path in a field of tall grass, showing a person where the body was. We moved some planks with nettles, and found a supposed old, rotten and dead woman with a coat on and a massive bulge on her back. Maggots, flies and leeches were crawling all over her. The person I showed her to, lifted her up and walked away with her.



Side notes: It seems that lately, I've been dreaming about stuff that could happen/go wrong the next day if I've been nervous about it.
Another example is that the day before my oral english exam, I dreamt that I went through alot of awkward trouble and turned up 15 minutes late for it. Very related to this. I should start doing reality checks every time something goes wrong (I'm clumsy).

I got killed by Satan, and my friend got killed by the Devil, which were 2 different 'people' in this dream. I was killed by a demonic spear and my friend by a demonic scythe.
We ended up in hell, in an arena. In my hand was both the demonic weapons. I threw the scythe to my friend, and we went to take our revenge on the Devil and Satan, which were somehow represented as my two brothers.
We hacked, slashed and blocked away. As I managed to cut the arms off one, the other stood forth and fought me, so the other had time to go rejuvenate his arms.
All while this happened, my friend was standing passively and watching, doing nothing - just like in real life. After a little while he went to fulfill his WoW addiction and left me to fight them both alone.
Instead I went "fuck it" and my brother - which represented Satan - asked why I wouldn't fight. I said "it's no use when you regrow your limbs" and left.

Tonight I dreamt that I made 2 rings around the Earth, much like the one on Saturn, except these were made of water. The water rings went into orbit and looked pretty from my backyard where I was looking at them. My father was mowing the lawn and somehow hit one of the water rings, so they both came splashing down upon us. It was the most beautiful thing.
My father then called me to come see something. I looked in his direction and saw hundreds of swans flying. I walked over to him to get a closer look. One big swan landed in front of us. Following her, was about 50 small swan chicks. I wanted to take a picture with my iPod, but it took half a war to start it up and it was acting strange. The swans flew off and I woke up.

Side note 1: This was the night before my english exam earlier today.
Side note 2: When I went to bed I tried using a FILD technique which didn't exactly work.
Side note 3: This dream was very vivid.

Tonight I dreamt that I arrived at my school 5 minutes before the exam started. But then I was on a bus. I got a call from my teacher reminding me that my exam was starting, so I was like "oh fuck oh shit", stood off the bus, and told my teacher that I was "taking a shit, it might take a while". I looked at my phone which said the clock was 10:35. I then looked at a bus plan to see that the next bus driving back to where my school is, would arrive at 10:35. Then I saw my parallel-class' teacher and a sensor. They asked "what are you doing here" but didn't wait for an answer. I drove with them back to my school, which the dream skipped.
When I arrived at my school, I had somehow lost my t-shirt. I really didn't mind, but apparantly people on the hallway found it amusing and laughed at me. I arrived at the exam 15 minutes late.

Tonight, I dreamt that I was in a place that I've never been before. Looked like a futuristic bus-station. Accompanying me, was my class. I made it through the obstacle course, almost flawlessly, and thereby finished first with a 23 minutes. Then came the second, and then came the third. They asked me "you've been training yesterday, haven't you?" and went on with talking to each other, about how I made it through every obstacle in my first attempt.

I took a nap, and dreamt that I was with Bear Grylls, attempting to sneak into a facility. After walking around it a couple times, looking for loose planks, I was like "Hey, how did I get here?" I did a nose-pinch reality check, and sure enough, I could breathe. The dream had been stable and clear until I realised that, but then it began to get all dizzy and blurry. I rubbed my hands together, imagined the heat emerging. But I got sleepier and sleepier (inside a dream?) and couldn't keep my eyes open.
I woke up in my bed, and my house was full of guests, apparently some girl that I've been talking to was my girlfriend and her friends were over too. I walked to the toilet to take a piss, but couldn't. Then I was like "Hey, wait a minute" and woke up.

(Date: Couple weeks ago)

I dreamt that I was in the basement of my school, where a laboratory had taken it's place in my dream. I watched through grates as a monster broke loose.
How it looked?

Pretty much like a comodo varan.

I watched as it grew larger, the more it ate. I ran up the stairs, out of the basement, and the dream skipped over the part where I would run to my classroom. I warned everyone in there, but they didn't seem to take notice. I thought 'screw you' and ran outside to warn other people. First when a loud roar sounded and the ground rumbled, people began to fear and take me seriously. I told them to flee and stayed for a little while longer.
Then, as another roar sounded and another rumble shook, I fled for my life.
I ran up a road going north, then turned east and made it to a part of the city that didn't exist. The dream made that part up for me. A suburb, with tall bushes, fences and gates. I needed to climb over one gate, but a girl named Katja, from my parallel class, which I have no further relation to, asked "need help?" with a smirk, and opened the gate for me. How she did, I do not know.
Behind the gate was two dogs leashed to something, so they could not reach me, but I could not get past. I needed to get past. And I had to get past fast. The comodo varan had grown monstrous and roared higher and higher, and the rumbles got bigger. Through the whole escape, the comodo varan got closer.
I climbed up the tall bush/fence to the left, then balanced my way past the dogs. As I got down, I ran to a forest, which I have never seen before in my life. A guy from my class and a guy from a school close to mine were walking on the forest path. I walked with them for a moment, but then continued to run on my own.

What happened then is a mystery.

The dream started with a guy who wanted to split a city in two. He put a glassdome over
the town (Simpsons) and a glasswall down in the middle. The people of the town sprayed
graffiti on the glasswalls and cursed about the guy insulting clowns.

Then the dream changed.

I was at the entrance of a cliffcave, where my maid (apparently I had one) was drinking some white liquid falling
down from the caveroof. She shared half with me. Then we went to look at a row of nicely
'dressed-out' pumpkins. Then I realised we were pumpkins. The row of pumpkins were the
finest selection from each Halloween. Then suddenly the cave was the hallway on my school
at the kids row (C gangen). People tripped over the pumpkins and broke them, and my maid
and I rushed to get them stabled to the wall so people didn't hit them. Then I saw that
some douchebag Jakob intentionally broke one of the pumpkins. I kicked him on the shin,
but he laughed and said 'Haha, I wear boots'. I chased after him, but he got lost in the
crowd.
I was at the entrance to the SFO when I realised it was a dream. I did a 180* spin to
change the dreamscape, although I was at the same place, but the crowd had disappeared. I
went into the classroom on the right and did another spin. I was now in a chair with a
blanket on my lap. Some people formed a row in front of me. Things were getting all
blurry, so I lifted my hands in front of me to focus, but my hands were pretty much gone
and left my arms which were blurry at the end. Instead I focused on the blanket's sheet.
When I looked back up, everything was clear. The girl in the front row (Kathrine?) had
gorgeous green eyes and said something to me, but either I didn't hear it or I don't
remember it.
I stood up and walked against the door, but stopped and did another 180* spin. This time
Cecilie (<3) was sitting on a table, chatting with another girl (Maria?). I sat beside her,
then held my arms around her and she asked "what did you do wrong this time?". I replied
"nothing". I wanted to kiss her, but even in my dreams I am too afraid.
Then I remembered I had to beat up that Jakob douche, so I went out on the hallways, where
there were NO PEOPLE. I then did a 180* spin and Jakob was being forced against the wall.
I then proceeded to beat the shit out of him. Suddenly a mass-fight broke out on the
hallway, so I walked out of it.
I attempted to do another 180* spin, but accidentally closed my eyes, so I woke up.

WILD:
I was lying completely still in my bed for about 10 minutes, without blinking (eyes closed), ignoring my itches, taking calm breaths - not moving at all.
Then I began forming odd visualisations, that I would never have thought of in awake state.
First I saw a tentacle crashing through the floor in a corridor (on a spaceship(?)), rapidly lounging at and breaking something I do not remember. Then I saw a quick flash of Elma from F.E.A.R.2 which was probably where the tentacle came from too, just didn't think about the game at all at that time.
Then my image switched. Walls and floor had no texture or shadows, they were just lightblue colors with no marks. It all reminded of the graphics of an old arcade-3D game. I was lying on a white bed of the same kind and facing downwards, in the same position as I were in real life. I had to concentrate hard on moving my head in the 'dream' without moving my head in real life as well. I saw that I was in the cockpit of a spaceship, with two small alien-ish robots drifting around and calmly saying 'Aaahhhh' with pitched voices. I stood up and walked to the middle of the room, on some platform. Where there was supposed to be windows or anything to see through, there was only black.
Then it - the front part of the cockpit - opened and I got launched into space. I realised I didn't have a spacesuit on, but then it evolved in a Transformers style around me.
I don't remember what I then saw, wether it was a meteor, planet, star, or a space battle, but then I had a hard time focusing. I tried hard to focus, but my view zoomed away from myself in third person, and eventually, everything blurred out and got black.
After a few moments of nothing happening, I decided to open my eyes and move, to get in a better position, even though it was really hard to make myself do it.


Later on, after I fell asleep, I dreamt some screwed up shit.
First, I was with my math teacher in space, playing golf ... with planets .. towards Saturn! I asked him, "can I jump to Saturn?". He replied "no, you'll freeze to death". Saturn was looking all blue as if it was frozen, even though it was closer to the sun than we were. Then I saw some messed up 'human' abominations if you can even call it that. They looked so fucked up, I can't even describe it. They were jumping off ledges that weren't there. I heard a voice saying "they are breaking world records!". Then I was swimming in water at some big golden fortress/facility. I saw the abominations again, this time they were flying out of the water, then falling down into it again, repeatedly. A friend named Mette who was in the water too, and I , swam through, trying to dodge the abominations. We found some ladders to crawl out of the water. I climbed up the ladder, then crawled onto the solid golden concrete. I just got up the ladder and was looking downwards. Then I heard a voice before me: "Are you looking for clues?"