non-lucid

I wanted to make a website, but I wasn't exactly sure how. My mother said she knew how to do it, and I let her try to help me. Turns out she knew nothing at all, surprisingly.
She then cursed and swore at me like when she is really pissed off, until she went to the bathroom. I walked outside where my sister was, and we could still hear our mother yelling. She then opened the bathroom window and took a smoke. The smoke drifted out of the window, and the air outside ended up being so full of smoke, I couldn't breathe.

Before I start, I want to say that I live in Denmark and I know nothing at all about the english royal family, nor do I know if they actually have a princess around my age.

So the dream started off with me having an affair with an english princess named Cam or Cami.. something like that. The media knew nothing about it.
Then at a conference or alike, I went to her and kissed her, with press cameras rolling and everything. She kissed me back and the media went wild. All of Britain was amazed and excited about their princess having a boyfriend. You won't believe how amazing it felt, and I really wish it was true. Later on I looked at YouTube and saw all these stupid montages that lonely 14 year old crazy, british girls make about Cami and me.

When I woke up I felt sad because nothing that great has ever happened in my life.

I dreamt about waking up at 11:45 (and had to be at my work at 12:00) so I panicced around, trying to make someone take my shift, but couldn't. I couldn't get on the bus in time either.
Today I actually had to go to work at 12:00, but I woke up in time luckily :-)

Then later i dreamt about finding a maggot infested body in the woods. Not sure if it's a part of the other dream.
More detailed; I walked on a trampled path in a field of tall grass, showing a person where the body was. We moved some planks with nettles, and found a supposed old, rotten and dead woman with a coat on and a massive bulge on her back. Maggots, flies and leeches were crawling all over her. The person I showed her to, lifted her up and walked away with her.



Side notes: It seems that lately, I've been dreaming about stuff that could happen/go wrong the next day if I've been nervous about it.
Another example is that the day before my oral english exam, I dreamt that I went through alot of awkward trouble and turned up 15 minutes late for it. Very related to this. I should start doing reality checks every time something goes wrong (I'm clumsy).

I got killed by Satan, and my friend got killed by the Devil, which were 2 different 'people' in this dream. I was killed by a demonic spear and my friend by a demonic scythe.
We ended up in hell, in an arena. In my hand was both the demonic weapons. I threw the scythe to my friend, and we went to take our revenge on the Devil and Satan, which were somehow represented as my two brothers.
We hacked, slashed and blocked away. As I managed to cut the arms off one, the other stood forth and fought me, so the other had time to go rejuvenate his arms.
All while this happened, my friend was standing passively and watching, doing nothing - just like in real life. After a little while he went to fulfill his WoW addiction and left me to fight them both alone.
Instead I went "fuck it" and my brother - which represented Satan - asked why I wouldn't fight. I said "it's no use when you regrow your limbs" and left.

Tonight I dreamt that I made 2 rings around the Earth, much like the one on Saturn, except these were made of water. The water rings went into orbit and looked pretty from my backyard where I was looking at them. My father was mowing the lawn and somehow hit one of the water rings, so they both came splashing down upon us. It was the most beautiful thing.
My father then called me to come see something. I looked in his direction and saw hundreds of swans flying. I walked over to him to get a closer look. One big swan landed in front of us. Following her, was about 50 small swan chicks. I wanted to take a picture with my iPod, but it took half a war to start it up and it was acting strange. The swans flew off and I woke up.

Side note 1: This was the night before my english exam earlier today.
Side note 2: When I went to bed I tried using a FILD technique which didn't exactly work.
Side note 3: This dream was very vivid.

Tonight I dreamt that I arrived at my school 5 minutes before the exam started. But then I was on a bus. I got a call from my teacher reminding me that my exam was starting, so I was like "oh fuck oh shit", stood off the bus, and told my teacher that I was "taking a shit, it might take a while". I looked at my phone which said the clock was 10:35. I then looked at a bus plan to see that the next bus driving back to where my school is, would arrive at 10:35. Then I saw my parallel-class' teacher and a sensor. They asked "what are you doing here" but didn't wait for an answer. I drove with them back to my school, which the dream skipped.
When I arrived at my school, I had somehow lost my t-shirt. I really didn't mind, but apparantly people on the hallway found it amusing and laughed at me. I arrived at the exam 15 minutes late.

Tonight, I dreamt that I was in a place that I've never been before. Looked like a futuristic bus-station. Accompanying me, was my class. I made it through the obstacle course, almost flawlessly, and thereby finished first with a 23 minutes. Then came the second, and then came the third. They asked me "you've been training yesterday, haven't you?" and went on with talking to each other, about how I made it through every obstacle in my first attempt.

Spoiler: This dream is pretty gross, and I can't help it. Remind yourself that this doesn't happen in real life.

This morning I dreamt that I was walking in the forest at Ree Park, which had got another path. I walked along it, and after a little bit, I saw a pile of dead animals in the side of the road. As I got closer, I saw it was a giraffe, a rabbit and a bear. I don't remember what I did then, but this girl kept following me. Next thing I remember is that I walked back down the road, hung my t-shirt on a tree and took a piss on it, all meanwhile the girl still followed me and looked at me.

Edit: I decided to let out a few details

I took a nap, and dreamt that I was with Bear Grylls, attempting to sneak into a facility. After walking around it a couple times, looking for loose planks, I was like "Hey, how did I get here?" I did a nose-pinch reality check, and sure enough, I could breathe. The dream had been stable and clear until I realised that, but then it began to get all dizzy and blurry. I rubbed my hands together, imagined the heat emerging. But I got sleepier and sleepier (inside a dream?) and couldn't keep my eyes open.
I woke up in my bed, and my house was full of guests, apparently some girl that I've been talking to was my girlfriend and her friends were over too. I walked to the toilet to take a piss, but couldn't. Then I was like "Hey, wait a minute" and woke up.

Tonight I dreamt that I was driving on my bus. Everything looked quite normal until I saw a brutally severed body on the road. The bus stopped, and I stood off of it. Then I was in my kitchen. I put a rectangle-formed rock into the oven and took it out seconds later as a cake. Then I ate it. It was delicious. I wanted to post on Facebook about my discovery but never got around to.

Tonight I dreamt that I was in a small concert hall with supposedly the rest of my school. The rest of my class was playing music, and I was swetting heavily. Kids in the back of the hall were yelling annoying comments.

(Date: Couple weeks ago)

I dreamt that I was in the basement of my school, where a laboratory had taken it's place in my dream. I watched through grates as a monster broke loose.
How it looked?

Pretty much like a comodo varan.

I watched as it grew larger, the more it ate. I ran up the stairs, out of the basement, and the dream skipped over the part where I would run to my classroom. I warned everyone in there, but they didn't seem to take notice. I thought 'screw you' and ran outside to warn other people. First when a loud roar sounded and the ground rumbled, people began to fear and take me seriously. I told them to flee and stayed for a little while longer.
Then, as another roar sounded and another rumble shook, I fled for my life.
I ran up a road going north, then turned east and made it to a part of the city that didn't exist. The dream made that part up for me. A suburb, with tall bushes, fences and gates. I needed to climb over one gate, but a girl named Katja, from my parallel class, which I have no further relation to, asked "need help?" with a smirk, and opened the gate for me. How she did, I do not know.
Behind the gate was two dogs leashed to something, so they could not reach me, but I could not get past. I needed to get past. And I had to get past fast. The comodo varan had grown monstrous and roared higher and higher, and the rumbles got bigger. Through the whole escape, the comodo varan got closer.
I climbed up the tall bush/fence to the left, then balanced my way past the dogs. As I got down, I ran to a forest, which I have never seen before in my life. A guy from my class and a guy from a school close to mine were walking on the forest path. I walked with them for a moment, but then continued to run on my own.

What happened then is a mystery.

Tonight I dreamt various things, and since so much happened, I do not remember much of it.

I dreamt that I saw my hometown in a medieval kind of style. Then I was walking through a forest (the same forest I walked through not long ago when I was drunk), which is pretty much always empty, but for some reason there were other people here.

I dreamt that I somehow travelled back through time and visitted my friend Nikolaj, whose parents were pretty tired of me because I came around way too often and ate their food. I do not remember more from that dream except that I was at some futuristic hotel.

Then I dreamt that Cecilie was standing outside my house, and I'm not sure if it was a lucid dream, but I somehow knew it was a dream (no reality checks), so I wasn't afraid of anything and just went straight up and kissed her. Lasted for 3 seconds before the dream ended, and I don't remember how it felt.

Then I dreamt what might've been one of the saddest dreams I've ever had.
I dreamt that my sister, parents and I, were eating the last meal we would ever spend with my mother. Then we watched as she drove off.

I dreamt that I stood off my bus at home, a little further up the road than usual.
As I was standing at the edge of the cornfield, I then realised I was dreaming, and
everything started getting blurry. I did a 180* turn to change the dream scenery, but
everything was too blurry to see anything. I looked at my hand to focus, but blurred out
and woke up/went to the next dream. Not sure.

Note: I feel that I didn't actually realise it was a dream, the dream just made me feel
that and guided me to do the lucid dream checks. Likely because I recently read about
lucid dreaming.