Maria's Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

**Maria92** · 10-15-2009 04:21 PM

14.10.2009

iGoogle weirdness (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Did mantra, etc. Went to bed at reasonable time, remember one very long, vivid dream. I was in one of my college classes, probably one of the humanities courses, when my professor gave us all a few titles to translate using the computers. They were just the titles of foreign books, etc., and I had my laptop with me, as I usually do in college. So, he recommends that I get an iGoogle translator application, which I do. The odd thing about this process, however, was that the iGoogle app page had exploded with all kinds of new stuff. There was even a dream journal app linked to some DV member (Walms?). His DJ had an entry about some sort of weird fruit the size of a small car and covered with spiky hair. The fruit was green, and when ripe, would slip out of the hairy shell and fall to the ground. Included with his normal DJ entry was a picture of the colossal trees that bore these fruits. There was also a segment in which he described the fruit as being pleasantly tangy, but if certain pockets of fluids were squeezed, a hot liquid would seep out. It was very unusual.
After reading Walms's DJ, I translated the text as instructed. Then, however, there was a "scene skip," as I like to call it, where suddenly one of my co-workers is right behind me, and the iGoogle app page is full of porn apps, which made me feel ashamed, guilty, and embarrassed. One thing I've noticed is that in my dreams, people I know have a tendency to walk in on me when my computer is pulling up all kinds of porn. I have no idea why, to be quite honest. At any rate, it's becoming a regular dream sign. My dream ended shortly after this.

**Maria92** · 03-22-2010 05:35 PM

Okay, so no dreams last night, as I had no sleep last night. Something interesting, though, I noticed. As I was resting for the hour I had, I became aware of the fact that my brain was cobbling together random scenes, plots, and sensations. I watched as my brain jumped from Warcraft to open fields to old-school fighter planes. My mother appeared out of nowhere. I felt myself standing up, a slight breeze on my face. I heard the airplanes roaring overhead. But then I saw the truth: there was no spoon. I picked apart the dream scene, and watched in amazement as it dissolved and I slowly became aware of my real life sensations. I was still in my bed, lying down, with the covers drawn. I didn't want to move, so it took me a solid minute or two to realize I was still beneath the covers. There were a few more random scenes, but nothing that cemented into a dream.

**detroitLions1970** · 03-28-2010 04:21 AM

Hey, nice DJ Mario. Might I add this one has to be the most easy to read, well formatted DJ I've ever seen? Keep it up, it really gives it a certain style that makes it stand out!

**Maria92** · 03-28-2010 08:24 AM

Thanks! I really have been meaning to update, but a lack of sleep, epic homework, and slipping recall have been wreaking havoc on my life. Luckily, as it is spring break, you all should (hopefully) be able to count on me updating in the next few days, at the latest.

**Leviatahon** · 03-29-2010 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Mario92

Thanks! I really have been meaning to update, but a lack of sleep, epic homework, and slipping recall have been wreaking havoc on my life. Luckily, as it is spring break, you all should (hopefully) be able to count on me updating in the next few days, at the latest.

you lucky bastard you