Mario's New Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

Well, alright then. Seeing as how the mods aren't giving me much of a choice here (glare), I'm kinda forced to start a new journal, and so end my former thread of crashing brilliance and awesomeness. 450 posts large...shame to see it die so young. Not to mention, Banhurt's DJ program won't work quite right for a bit. Going solely on the tutorial (yes, a tutorial. That should be warning flag number one), I can't help but feel that this new program is mostly bloat. I shall see if my prediction holds up, but briefly skimming over the picture version (multiple tutorial versions. Second warning flag), it looks more complicated and bloated than the previous system.

I also find the tags to be a bit arbitrary. Why is there one for "nightmare," but not "sex?" I know that I personally have a lot more sex dreams than nightmares, and find them more enjoyable to read. How about "catgirl?" Can I have a catgirl tag? Or how about the nice broad category of "enjoyable?" "Memorable" sort of covers that, but a dream can be memorable for numerous reasons, and not necessarily pleasant ones that create an intense urge to review that particular dream ever again. Too much thousand island, not enough lettuce.

But, on to new horizons. This post, I guess, is a test post. Soon shall follow a test copy of one of my older dreams, and if successful, I will copy the more fun dreams over. Why the rainbow paragraph? A test of colors. To make sure they work, so at least the DJ format will hold up. If you're wondering what I'm blathering about, it means that my new DJ will be located in the spam empire.

This is the conclusion of what I like to refer to as the "first impressions" review. Further down the road, I may very well end up eating my words, but at the moment, I'm just a bit pissed. Thank you and good day.