MaximumRevolver

I dreamt that there was an immortal guy that pretended to be the king or something so that if he got assassinated he wouldn't die.

First dream: I had some sort of job that required me to use Google Glasses.

Second dream: I dreamt that my mom came back to life but she wasn't the person she was before she died. She was a shell of what she used to be.

I really can't remember most of the dream, but I do remember that I got a facebook friend request from my childhood friend. I haven't seen her in forever so I was really happy that that happened. So when I woke I was real sad. (she doesn't have a Facebook is why I was sad)

I had a dream that the last episode of How I Met Your Mother was of Ted trying to warn a modern George Washington (wtf?) that there was a missile headed for the football game he was attending. So when he warned him the put a roof over the dome and had some sort of reflective panels, I don't know why. But after a while the missile didn't come so everyone thought he was lying.

I dreamt that I ran out of money. Then I had a dream where I was in some sort of actual haunted house. But the house was haunted like things are haunted in cartoons or like the scary rides at six flags. Helena Bonham Carter was my tour guide and the house kept trying to scare me but I just tried to scare it back for some reason. I think I was lucid but I don't know why I didn't change anything.

I dreamt that I lived in Africa and one day when me and my tribe or whatever went to a water hole just a freaking pack of snakes attacked me. It was really scary. Then I dreamt that I woke up and I was afraid to take a shower because I was scared a snake would get me.

I dreamt that me and all my friends were in an amateur marching band and the only one of us who knew what he was doing was my friend Pj who is in a marching band. All of the rest of us were just kinda screwing around.

I dreamt that I did heroine but it didn't feel any different than being drunk. I heard police sirens outside and I remember thinking, 'Aren't people supposed to be real paranoid about any police sirens when they are high?' then my vision started doing weird things so I buried my head in my pillow. My friend Ty found out that I did heroine and was really disappointed in me and I felt real bad.

I had one dream last night where I lived with like 5 people. Two of them had a baby girl and the other two were mechanics. A girl probably 20 and an older guy like 45 or so. Well anyways, social services kept coming to our house trying to catch us mistreating the baby but of course we took care of her so they never found out anything.

Well one time when they came over they checked out our garage while the girl and man were fixing our car. They immediately said that it was haunted and started scanning for ghosts. I started trying to scare them and after that one of them told me about why there were serial killers. He told me that the reason there were serial killers was because Hell wanted some souls so it caused a person to kill all the people that Hell wanted. I walked to a mirror and I didn't look like I did in real life and I think I realized I was in a dream because I woke up after that.

I had two dreams. The first was about a virtual reality game set in the 1880's where you just were in that time period. I was in the game and was still connected to ventrilo via my mind or something and I was walking in a old road bed and I looked to my left and saw a huge grizzly bear and when I walked a little further all of a sudden a sniper started shooting at me, and I was like, 'Ty did you leave that sniper mod on?!,' and he was like, 'Yeah! I told you that it was.'

My second dream was set in a post apocalyptic world. I had found an old abandoned school and was going to stay there but then I found out that a bandit couple lived there. I was going to leave but then I found out that a group of kids lived right near them...inside a computer or something. They were digital (don't know why) but I was like screw that and was gonna save them. When the day finally came to save them I was all of a sudden sitting in the bandit's living room (wtf?) and watching tv with them when a salesman opened the door and totally convinced the wife to buy something. Then the salesman noticed her husband was an old classmate and they commenced with the, 'oh I see you're way better off than me now,' and the, 'oh look how much better I turned out,' routine. After that I woke up.

I had two dreams last night. The first was like a trailer for a job. The job was being some jackass that went around and annoyingly corrected people. I remember calling the guy 'scumbag correctioner' in my dream.

The second dream was I was at a party at a house I didn't recognize. I was sitting on a couch with friends that I didn't look at so I don't know who they were, but right after that a girl walks in and says hey to everyone around me then looks at me in the eyes and says hey and gave me a look that for some reason made me think she meant, 'I'm sorry we don't ever get to see eachother,' then she turned around and walked to the other side of the party. But when I saw that girl I knew her. I don't in real life but in that dream I did. I had such strong emotions for her. Also she looked sorta like Brit Marling. In fact it just about was her. But I don't know why I would dream about her, I've never seen her in a movie although I do want to see her in The Sound of My Voice. But I was almost lucid (idk what that means) but it was like I just wanted to not be lucid and just ride along with the dream but after she walked away I woke up.

Last night I dreamed that I was married I don't know who it was that I was married to I just had on a wedding ring, but anyways the dream was about how I went to public speaking class and I was telling everyone in the class how easy it was and to not be nervous or anything. And the teacher didn't like that I was saying that.

I had one dream about how I was held hostage by some unknown house from game of thrones, but we were in a darkly lit enormous, never ending walmart, and one of them had this shield that had their sigil on it and he thrust it in my face saying, "you've never seen this sigil before," and it like flashed and kinda hurt my eyes. But I remember almost being lucid because before the sigil flashed I was like ,'Ohh man this is gonna be the part where it does something crazy,' but even then I didn't really know I was dreaming.

I have had 0 luck these last few days so until I make some sort of progress I'm just going to make these little updates because I don't want to litter my DJ with 'no dream' updates.

No dreams again. Just fell asleep.