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I had a dream that the last episode of How I Met Your Mother was of Ted trying to warn a modern George Washington (wtf?) that there was a missile headed for the football game he was attending. So when he warned him the put a roof over the dome and had some sort of reflective panels, I don't know why. But after a while the missile didn't come so everyone thought he was lying.

I dreamt that I ran out of money. Then I had a dream where I was in some sort of actual haunted house. But the house was haunted like things are haunted in cartoons or like the scary rides at six flags. Helena Bonham Carter was my tour guide and the house kept trying to scare me but I just tried to scare it back for some reason. I think I was lucid but I don't know why I didn't change anything.

I dreamt that I lived in Africa and one day when me and my tribe or whatever went to a water hole just a freaking pack of snakes attacked me. It was really scary. Then I dreamt that I woke up and I was afraid to take a shower because I was scared a snake would get me.

I dreamt that me and all my friends were in an amateur marching band and the only one of us who knew what he was doing was my friend Pj who is in a marching band. All of the rest of us were just kinda screwing around.

I dreamt that I did heroine but it didn't feel any different than being drunk. I heard police sirens outside and I remember thinking, 'Aren't people supposed to be real paranoid about any police sirens when they are high?' then my vision started doing weird things so I buried my head in my pillow. My friend Ty found out that I did heroine and was really disappointed in me and I felt real bad.

I had one dream last night where I lived with like 5 people. Two of them had a baby girl and the other two were mechanics. A girl probably 20 and an older guy like 45 or so. Well anyways, social services kept coming to our house trying to catch us mistreating the baby but of course we took care of her so they never found out anything.

Well one time when they came over they checked out our garage while the girl and man were fixing our car. They immediately said that it was haunted and started scanning for ghosts. I started trying to scare them and after that one of them told me about why there were serial killers. He told me that the reason there were serial killers was because Hell wanted some souls so it caused a person to kill all the people that Hell wanted. I walked to a mirror and I didn't look like I did in real life and I think I realized I was in a dream because I woke up after that.

I had two dreams. The first was about a virtual reality game set in the 1880's where you just were in that time period. I was in the game and was still connected to ventrilo via my mind or something and I was walking in a old road bed and I looked to my left and saw a huge grizzly bear and when I walked a little further all of a sudden a sniper started shooting at me, and I was like, 'Ty did you leave that sniper mod on?!,' and he was like, 'Yeah! I told you that it was.'

My second dream was set in a post apocalyptic world. I had found an old abandoned school and was going to stay there but then I found out that a bandit couple lived there. I was going to leave but then I found out that a group of kids lived right near them...inside a computer or something. They were digital (don't know why) but I was like screw that and was gonna save them. When the day finally came to save them I was all of a sudden sitting in the bandit's living room (wtf?) and watching tv with them when a salesman opened the door and totally convinced the wife to buy something. Then the salesman noticed her husband was an old classmate and they commenced with the, 'oh I see you're way better off than me now,' and the, 'oh look how much better I turned out,' routine. After that I woke up.

I had two dreams last night. The first was like a trailer for a job. The job was being some jackass that went around and annoyingly corrected people. I remember calling the guy 'scumbag correctioner' in my dream.

The second dream was I was at a party at a house I didn't recognize. I was sitting on a couch with friends that I didn't look at so I don't know who they were, but right after that a girl walks in and says hey to everyone around me then looks at me in the eyes and says hey and gave me a look that for some reason made me think she meant, 'I'm sorry we don't ever get to see eachother,' then she turned around and walked to the other side of the party. But when I saw that girl I knew her. I don't in real life but in that dream I did. I had such strong emotions for her. Also she looked sorta like Brit Marling. In fact it just about was her. But I don't know why I would dream about her, I've never seen her in a movie although I do want to see her in The Sound of My Voice. But I was almost lucid (idk what that means) but it was like I just wanted to not be lucid and just ride along with the dream but after she walked away I woke up.

I have had 0 luck these last few days so until I make some sort of progress I'm just going to make these little updates because I don't want to litter my DJ with 'no dream' updates.

I can't remember if this was a dream, or I was just day dreaming when I was almost asleep but: I had a girlfriend that was blind and I led around and brought her around the world and fixed her hair in the mornings since she couldn't really.

Tonight I am going to try WILDing one more time then im gonna try then stay awake for one hour then go back to sleep thing and see how that goes.

I had no dreams at all last night to my knowledge. It feels like I did bu I can't remember them. I woke up at 5 then tried to WILD but just fell back asleep.

I had three dreams. The first was of me and I had gotten a tattoo of a battle axe on my bicep, I don't know why. The second was of my friend Ryan. He was all grown up and owned a big farm house and had like 6 or 7 children. 2 or 3 of them were grown also and were married. The second dream was of me washing clothes, when suddenly I hear babies from within the wash. I quickly ran from the wash room and called for my mom while carrying one of the babies. She of course wasn't there. I gave the baby to some strange girl and she dried it off and helped me take 3 more babies out of the wash.

Went to sleep around 1, woke at 5:30. Before 5 however I dreamed about me swinging from the masts of a ship, sword fighting an unknown foe while explaining how dreams work to someone I could not see. Or someone I don't remember. But anyways, at 5:30 when I woke, I laid there for maybe 20 minutes, or at least it felt that way, but could not sleep for the life of me. I was too awake I think. So I just turned over and went to regular sleep.

Didn't dream at all to my knowledge. Woke at about 5:30 but went immediately back to sleep.