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So, I'm walking around, and suddenly I'm like woah this is a dream! I think, I better make sure, and yep, I can breath through my nose. So then to stabilize the dream, I spin around. The dream doesn't really stabilize, so I spin around on one foot, and just keep going for a little while. Then I stop, the dream is a little dizzy, but its stabilized. Then I'm look around, and there is a couple guys I know, I'm like hey! This is a dream!!! Suddenly a look of inspiration gets on their face. I think, hey, you guys want to go somewhere? They are like Yah, Im like ok. So I get out of the dream, and reinsert myself to make it more vivid and stable. Then I get my phone out, and type "Open portal to somewhere badass", and I click the ok button. A stream of something shoots out the top AND.......nothing happens.

I move to where I see the stream stop, and nothing is there. I'm like Fuck. Then I think for a second, turn around, and say, "This is a dream, wow we almost lost lucidity there for a second". I think again, and say, " I need to find a mirror to make this work". Then the dream ends. Poo.

Wowzer, short end of dream, but intense revelations anyways. I'm trying to cross the street, and there is a bunch of busses, and they are all cartoon like, almost like the ones from spongebob square pants. Then, a huge blast of wind blasted me up WAAAAAYYYY high up in the air. I was almost to space. I started falling, and it was really cool!! There was a bunch of people around me. I looked around, and everything was curved, as if I was inside, or above a bubble- very odd. The bubble was distorted, around the edges it was super curved, so it was more like this.
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Except the bubble was a lot bigger. I tried moving around, and then I woke up.

I was in an airlock to a building, and there was this bird whistling the phantom of the opera. I was with another person, whom I think was Waking Nomad. Then we walked through the building, and Nomad's put on a shirt that had "Curity" written on the back of it, short for security. He said what up to the security guard dude that walked in from the back, and we chatted for a second on where to go. I saw a path in front of some trees, and I said the place was right after that path. We followed it, and their was a lot of people on our left doing yoga in a field. To our right was really green fauna, and trees. We kept walking, and the birdpecker was still singing that song. I started singing it, and the people doing yoga started watching us. Then Nomad did a duet with me, and this weird resonation happened between us in the dream, and it made my whole body ZAP, and my physical foot twitched super fast in real life, and I woke up. Very odd dream.

I was in a lounge type bar, sitting on a bar stool, and there were three monkeys playing the guitar that had blue strings on. I had borrowed a guitar from one of the monkeys, and was playing some great blues riffs I didn't even know I could play. I handed it back when their owner came, one of the monkeys was light skinned. I listened to them for a while, just enjoying the music. Then I said I had to go, and in order to go I had to crawl through the front door, on my side and sort of wiggle through because it had gotten a lot smaller. Then as I was walking down on the street, this guy started choking me. I got stuck in some sort of time loop, and was choked over and over and over again, dying again and again and again. Overall, I liked the bar, but the choking was bad.

So I was in my room, and I became lucid by pinching my nose RC. I did this weird technique to stabilize, where I pushed my hands in front of me, looked at them, and sort of reset my field. I decided from previous analysis that I was going to rip apart the ceiling( which was 16 foot high) to look for weird snake like things. I jumped up, and for some reason, I jumped right to the ceiling really easy. I grabbed the ceiling with my monstrous right hand, and ripped it out like it was cardboard. There was this black chord like things in the ceiling. I kept on ripping up the ceiling by jumping up, and the dream went to black, but I was still lucid. I did my best to make another scene, but I ended up falling asleep.

Note to self: next time wake up when dream fades, then reenter idiot.

It was hot, and me and ?Nomad? were in some sort of shed. For some reason we decided to dig a hole, but then decided to dig two holes, and connect the two with a tunnel, that was going to be braced by wood. When I started walking to the other hole place, I noticed my other friends there and...
I was in some sort of field. A wall of sorts was behind me, and my clothes were strewn all over the ground. I had clothes on. Some were wet that were on the ground. My friends from highschool, Tyler, and Horace, were with me. We were outside a hotel complex, and the bright sun was beating down on our necks. I told them to put some stuff on, and when they go inside the hotel, to act as if they were waiters to not get caught. We went inside the hotel complex, I believe because we had to get through it, and some massive event was being planned, like a giant party. Horace had gotten nabbed by my Dad, who used him to write and take notes. I went in, and pretended like I was nobody. I ended up going with this guy who had a treasure box. Scene jump. I was in the car with this girl, and she was driving down a street. It was next to the seaside. There were paper figures going across the road, like the miniature targets see at a county fair, escept they were life size. There was this one chinese figure, who looked like he was running in spurts. He ran from a dock up a hill, stopped, across one side of the road, stopped, and then ran right in front of us. We almost hit him, but it was like the whole thing was choreographed. This other paper girl, who was attached to some sort of mechanical system underneath the road, was in a lane. I asked the girl what would happen if we ran over them, she shrugged said,
"We'd put up another". . I almost asked another question, but we passed a huge sign saying "TREASURE HERE". I shouted, "Stop the car". We got out of the car, and went over to the place where the treasure was. This Navy dude was there, showing all the tricks of the chest. He opened the chest, and another chest popped out. Except this chest was a fake chest. He showed that when you opened it, nothing would be there. He cackled a little bit. There was a hidden latch that I saw, because he was shuffling dominoes at the time, that when they were chosen and put in the fake chest, once a person got to the correct amount, the real chest would open. Anyways, he was shuffling them, and I pushed the chest shut, but at an angle, and I saw a hidden latch system. He also commented about how you could make the dominoes just so, and He would win(the navy dude). A priest looked on and shook his head at this. In the hidden latch system, I knew there was a chest for big $$$, and thought about stealing it then and there, and I heard others thoughts planning the same thing. I decided against it.Scene Jump.
I was in a hallway, with a suit on, a brown suit. The buttons were backward for a sec, but I just had to turn the collar down. I was going to a party . I entered the room, and there were two chairs in the back. One was already taken by my Uncle, the one who just got married, and had his Jacket on it. I took the one behind this, and put my Jacket on it. We were waiting for the girls to come for the party. The other males started talking about some shit, I didn't listen. Then the music started, and the females entered, and we started dancing. I looked for my Jacket to dance, but my Uncle had swapped chairs with me, and he was sniggerring like the village idiot too. I took it and put it on, then I looked in the mirror, and looked like a cross between Kumorosaki and Chad from Bleach .
(While I do have extremely low low low ability to shapeshift IWL, mostly just controlling phsyiological processes, such as blood pressure and such, and a very mild bone structure change(centimeters woot), and changing cell structure minutely, muscle tension, that was why it was really odd for me to see this, and I should have done an RC
We all sat down after dancing, and a couple of us were cheering really, really loudly, cause my sister was about to blow out the candles on the cake. The candles blew out from all the screaming, and my sister said, "Woh, the pressure", talking about the air pressure. Then she started playing the ufonium(RC?), and was actually pretty good(RCCCC?). In the other room, the firls were being taught how to play the flute, possibly ?Nomad?, cause I heard a didgeridoo, and caught a glimpse. I wanted to join, but my sis was shooting me dirty looks.