MrJuicy

This night, I thought to myself that I hoped I didn't remember many dreams because I would have a lot to write the next morning. Well, my wish came true.

I tried WBTB, to no avail.

The first thing I remember was that Grandmom, Uncle Tom, Dad, and Grandpop were all in the same room. There was something very dramatic in the air, and Dad was lying about something very serious. It involved a red book that was on the cabinet. The setting was my grandparents house on my mom's side of the family, but they have since moved out of there. My dad's lies had something to do with his mom. I woke up in the middle of the night after this dream, and I decided not to write it down, because it was a pretty disturbing dream, the way it was presented, and I didn't want to remember it. I remembered it anyway.

Then, there was a long-winded dream about Metroid (gotta love me some Metroid). This one was the best one is a while, but sadly, I didn't write enough down to remember it. I know there were bits where you controlled the ship in first person, but that's about it. This took place at the old house, too, and I wrote down "Sean", "Grandmom" (I don't know which one), and "Mom."

Then I woke up for the WBTB, and I went back to sleep after writing about the Metroid dream. I should stay up longer.

I had this dream where, I was (well, I was really just watching) Dee from Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The gang was trying to put on this show for these hobos, and they rehearsed some music. Dee was playing guitar, and didn't learn the ending of any of the songs, and they were going to play three. Right before they went on, Dee went up to Mac and said, "Look, just play the first two, and I'll play the last one alone." She was going to improvise what she didn't know. The first two songs went off without a hitch. The crowd loved it. The last song however, which was Asilos Magdalena by The Mars Volta, had some issues. Since I was (sort of) Dee, she knew how to play the song, but forgot the rest of it. What's worse is that the guitar kept flipping around and was backwards for a lot of the song. Luckily, she managed to get into this groove of an A minor, then a C major, then she played a solo to it.

The last dream I had took place in my current house. Brian was watching TV, and I had to go to the bathroom (number 2. It's relevant). The house was very messy, as if we were renovating the whole place, and the kitchen had a checkered black and white style rather than its usual pale tile. I went to the bathroom by the kitchen, but there was renovating in there, too. the normal toilet was taken out, and sitting in the corner, and it was replaced by this impossibly small toilet that only mice would be able to fit on. This room also had black and white checkered tiles on the floor, and the walls were all blue. The door to the bathroom turned into these double doors, with slanted slats in them, so that you could see out if you looked up, but not if you looked down. When I woke up I realised that these were the doors that were to the bathroom closet in the old house. Anyway, I was really having a predicament, since I had to go terribly, but I couldn't because of the toilet. So I yelled for my mom, so she could bring me some toilet paper, although I don't know what good that would have done me. At this point, I am pressing my hand against my ass so that this turd doesn't pop out, because it's getting really loose. My mom shows up and I realise that she can't see anything. Her eyes looked like Neo's from The Matrix when he gets his eyes burnt (the third movie), but it was DE that her eyes looked like this because she was getting an eye version of a pedicure done.

Then I woke up, happy as hell I didn't have to shit in real life.

Tried WBTB, no LD. Sorry if this one feels rushed. It's mostly because it is.

First, there was this Halloween party I was supposed to attend. It was at one of the houses I see on the way to Alec's, but it was Jing was going to be there too, and this other Asian chick who I don't know lived there. I was supposed to go there with Ephraim. I also wrote down "green/red", "strawberry", and "yuigoh", but I don't remember their significance, although I do remember that they had to do with this part of the dream. I also wrote down the word "plants" in quotations, meaning there was weed somewhere in the dream, but I don't remember that either. Anyway, suddenly I was in this other house with Sean, Onyx (school nerd), and some other faceless people. Onyx started talking about twitter to me, saying that everyone in school uses it to remember their homework. I said, "Why would I do that when I could just type it on my phone?" Then I got up in his face and said, "You jelly?" In case you aren't familiar, that's internet lingo for "are you jealous?" Then I realised how stupid this was and went to go sit down, embarrassed. As I went to go sit down, Sean gave off the vibe that he was one of the nerds or something. On Onyx's computer, he had this list of names, and it had something to do with LAN. I saw names like Abe Lincoln, Linkin Park, Sean Connery, etc.

Then I had a false awakening in my room. It looked like my room, but I still knew that this was before the Halloween party. It was DE that I took a nap before going. I didn't do a RC because my brain hates me.

At the party, which now took place in this swag mansion/restaurant, there was a guy who was supposed to be V from V for Vendetta, but he wasn't wearing a mask, and he was a well-known DE actor. All of a sudden, when this one guy comes up behind V, V turns around around shoots him. The guy didn't even have any bad intentions. Anyway, one of the shots fired missed, and went outside and some guy outside dodged the bullet. Andrea and I saw this, and we agreed that this was impossible (NO RC? WHY?!?). Back inside, V had his victim on a table, and he just kept shooting him, but he just wouldn't die. He shot him like ten times, then turned around to walk away, but then the victim would muster up all of his strength to raise his own gun and shoot back. Then V would turn around and shoot him again, like ten times. This repeated for a while.

Then I was in Anthony's living room, but he wasn't there. It was just me, and Dad, and the one couch was on the other side of the room, and everything was white. Dad kept making these comparisons that I didn't understand, like he was referencing things that came before my time or something, and I don't remember what he was comparing, but it had something to do with me. Then I was on Family Guy, except I think I was just watching this part. Stewie and this other character were racing, and they had to race without teleporting. They were in this futuristic looking park, and the whole place looked like a gigantic jungle gym. Stewie, who was sort of me, won, and he said, "This is the greatest moment of my life! Aaaaaand...now it's gone." I guess the feeling wore off quickly.

I woke up at 7 AM.

Back to sleep.

The next dream I had was started a sequence of dreams. I don't remember what I was doing before hand, or if I was doing anything before hand, but I was stuck on the side of the road. It was raining hard, and there were major floods. The side of the road was completely flooded to the point where you could swim in it. In my dream, I don't know if I couldn't swim, or the water was just too violent, but I was drowning. There was a lot of dirty grass all in the water. There was this guy not too far away sitting with some of his buddies in lawn chairs. They had a tent up and they were just enjoying some beers. Keep in mind we are on this desolate road in the middle of a serious weather situation. I yelled for help, and at first this guy didn't want to help because he didn't feel like getting up. The guy also looked familiar, I think he was a teacher at my school. I yelled for help again, and he finally got up, and it was DE that he was only doing this for fame and fortune. There was another person drowning with me, and the guy who saved me, only grabbed my hand, so I thought fast, and grabbed the other guy's hand to save him too. Then the dream told me the tide was low, so I started to walk home. I saw Rocky, my cat, and I was worried about him, so I picked him up and took him with me. As I was walking this group of kids were walking on the right side on the road. I told them that they could get hit by a car on that side since they can't see behind them. However, every time a car went by, they miraculously didn't get hit.

Then I was at the old house. I'm pretty sure Avatar: The Last Airbender was on TV. The show's plot had something to do with the planet about to explode, and Aang went into outer space to-I have no idea. Anyway, Anthony, his mom, and his sister, Alexis were there, and suddenly, I was in this room with Alexis. I was supposed to talk to her because for some reason, Anthony, and their mom couldn't get through to her, which would never happen in real life. We were in this room (sort of DE that it was inside the TV, but not really) that had plain walls, some art tables, and a door leading out. There was a clothes line that was holding up some papers with art on them. Anyway, we were talking about her interest in art. She was saying that she likes art, but she doesn't see the point in going to school for it, since she knows how to paint. I told her that she may think she knows everything there is to know, but she will get to school and realise that there is so much more for her to learn. As I was talking, I saw Anthony and his mom walk past the doorway to the room, so they could peak in to see how I was doing. This part of the dream could have paralleled my predicament in music, which was similar to Alexis's in the dream.

Then I was back on the road still walking home, except now, I wasn't there, and I was replaced by Alann, and some of his friends. They were late for a party that I was already at. I went inside the house for the party, and I was pretty nervous because I didn't know anyone. I remember it being very sunny outside, like after a storm, and there was a brilliant garden out front. When I walked in the door, there was a room to the left, and if you walked forward, you found the kitchen. Jimmy Neutron's mom was the host of the party, and when I walked in, she offered me this cake that had chocolate on top, vanilla ice cream in the middle, and Oreo cookie on the bottom. It was DE that the father was going to be late for his own kid's birthday party. The father in question was Alann, but now he was some other guy. The dream cut to this guy, who looked like a modern version of Fred Flintstone. He got sidetracked on his way home, even though he was like a block away, and he went to this amusement park. The only thing at the park was this roller coaster that had three or four different tracks, so that four different trains can ride at the same time. Suddenly I was on this platform at the top of the roller coaster, and I saw Rocky on the tracks. I was worried about him again, and I climbed onto the roller coaster tracks to save him. The tracks were very thin, and I could sit on them, as if sitting on a horse. I looked down, and I realised that I was very high up; all I could see were the very small tops of the trees of a forest down below. For some reason this didn't bother me, as I had to hop from track to track to avoid the roller coaster as they went by. The trains were only one car in length.

Anyway, we all get back to the party, and the dad got there JUST in time. Then, we all ate. The host was suddenly Anthony's mom, and I kept dropping food on my lap, and looking over out of the corner of my eye to see if she noticed. I saw that she did notice, and I was pretty embarrassed. The food we ate were these very large trays of steak, peas, carrots corn, and various meats. The vegetables were scattered all over the whole thing, and the steak was in cupcake form. The tray next to that had a bunch of meat that looked like sushi, and it also had these circular rolls of ham (it was DE that they were like my mom makes, although she doesn't make rolls of ham lol). Someone on the other side of the table told me that there was also ham, not just steak, so I tried some of it. This food was the best thing I have ever tasted in my entire life. It was so juicy, and tender, and it just tasted so amazing. Everything at the table tasted great, and when everyone else was done eating, and they went into the other room, I was still at the table eating. Since it was a dream, I couldn't get full, and I just kept eating for a while.

Then I met up with everyone in the next room. There was this robot on the couch, and he had a yellow, pointy head, with a visor over where his eyes would be. He had a round body, and was pretty short. The host of the party powered him up, and we all became miniature, and we went inside this robot dummy. It was supposed to be a simulation of a real body, but for party purposes, it was a rental robot. Inside the body, which reminded me a lot of Bowser's Inside Story, there were there monkey bars made of organs, and there was this ball pit and slide made of organs that all the kids were playing on. But then, I realised that we were trapped. There was this one exit to the body where we were suddenly under this surreal (think Little Big Planet) ocean, and the water was too high (because of the flood in the beginning) so we couldn't leave. I try calling Plankton for help (from Spongebob) on this phone, but it didn't work. Then I went back into the meaty, organ room that we were all initially in, and I saw that everyone else was still having their fun, oblivious to the fact that we were stuck in here. The host, at this point, now morphed into a pink fish. I realised that we needed to call Plankton so he could save us. And I also realised that if you ate this certain kind of food, it changes your urine, so that it can power the phone. A lot of the parents there were suddenly bloopers from Mario (the squids), and their urine would be the most potent. While they worked on this, I went back to the under-sea spot. I found a giant metal pole that I tried to stick out of the ground so that this spider that was on it could crawl up, then onto this tree, and go get help. When the spider was crawling up, I could feel the vibrations through the pole. It was pretty weird. Debbie, my mom's friend, was suddenly there next to me, and she was worried that we wouldn't get out. Then the tide was low again, and I walked out. I walked towards the ocean, which was now an under-sea beach, and to the left, and up a hill. Everyone was disappointed because they ate all of that special food for nothing. When we were out of the body and back at the house, I realised that the host fish had this slot on her stomach. It was for a pole attachment, so I took the pole, put it in the slot, and held up the fish, like a balloon. I showed her around the house, as if she was a guest. Then I showed her outside, as if she was unfamiliar with our world. The seasons changed right in front of us, so I could show her each season.

I going to keep this one short because I didn't type this up yesterday, and I still have to do today's entry. So, I'm not going to really describe anything. If I go into full detail, it will take me too long. Maybe some other day I'll add detail.

Tried WBTB, WILD, MILD. No LD.

First thing I remember is that there were these two kids named Landon and Brandon. They were trying to break into our vault (it leads to our living room, but set up differently). I found them trying to do this when I came back from buying Monster-sized beer, which is weird because I don't drink. I say, "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" They told me to leave, or else they would kill me. Eventually I was inside the living room, and they came back. I think Anthony and Mom were with me. They were trying to get in, and they stopped for a second. I had enough time to grab a hammer that was outside of the vault on the wall. I used it to beat the crap out of them. I got away with killing them because they threatened me, they were trespassing, and I had an alibi. My alibi was the other intruder, he was a witness to the other kid's threat. Now that I think about it, he is no alibi if he is dead. Anyway, I told Anthony that I got away with it and I was like, "Feels good, man."

Next, a bunch of people were in our living room. It was our actual living room of our current house. John was divorced, and there were two Chrissy's. Anthony was there. Me and Anthony went up to my room because we were bored. When we got there, it was the room from the old house, and Mom rearranged all of my furniture without asking me first. But instead, everything was in shambles, but somehow this was registered in the dream as "rearranged."

Then, I got this vision/flashback of my mom being in this avant garde band when she was a teenager, and I thought they were actually pretty good. I saw the flashback as a grainy 80's music video, and everything was tinted green. My mom also looked normal at first, but then she looked like a dude. Like a lumberjack. And I was happy because people always say I look like my mom, and if she looked like a tough lumberjack, then I had nothing to worry about.

Then we were at this shore house, at these docks. It was supposed to be the campgrounds. There were docks everywhere. We were getting ready to leave, and I had to go get this tire, then we could go. Ashley went with me to help. I got sidetracked, and I was wearing this suit. The jacket was itchy and fuzzy and purple, and so was the fedora I was wearing. I also had a suitcase. I was walking through a school. I stop to chat with this lady, and I start flirting with her. She has two kids, one being a baby. She starts to trust me and wants me to watch the baby. I don't like babies, so I make excuses. "I actually have to leave, I'm sorry." I was going to say, "Can I at least have a kiss before I go?" But Kyle Moken walked by and I didn't ask because I guess I was embarrassed.

Then, while walking through the lunch room, I saw Ephraim. He had his afro on. Everyone had these double airhead packs (the candy), and each one had games on them, like guessing sports players, and sports trivia. Ephraim started talking to me, because we had not seen each other in a while, and I had to cut him off. He's the kind of guy that can talk FOREVER, and I really did have to go. I apologised, and kept walking. I got to this one classroom. I saw Rosemary sitting in one of the seats. She was very vivid. Her flawless, pale skin stood out the most. I remember thinking, "For someone I hate, she really is hot." I walked into the classroom, looking for the door to get outside. The walls were all glass, and I could already see outside, so I couldn't find the door at first. I knew everyone was staring at me, and my suit didn't make me look very inconspicuous, but I didn't care. I found the door and headed outside. I walked along these empty roads next to the small docks by the lake. It was a very small lake. I was trying to get to these rocks where these earthworms were. What I had to do with these earthworms was pretty disgusting, and all I'll say is that in the dream, people did this since childhood, because it was a part of growing up. I decided not to do it because it was so disgusting. No, I didn't have to eat them. I walked along some more, and I got to this road, where cars would usually be along, but there were no cars in sight. There road was along side a very large and open lake, but the water carried on for as far as you could see. It was a very pretty sight. Anyway, I was walking towards it, still in my suit, and I saw these tall weeds growing out of the ground where the shore to the lake would be, which was right next to the road. The wind was blowing in such a way that it made them look like a giant alien frog looking at me, but then I realised it was my imagination, and it was only weeds.

I woke up around 7 AM.

Went back to sleep.

First, I was in the school cafeteria of the middle school. I was sitting next to that one black chick who I always claimed I didn't remember her name, just to joke around with her. Of course, now, I really don't remember her name. She was very violent in my dream. Across from me was this Asian girl. She was my helper or something, like for college I think (?). I made a casual joke to the black chick, and she grabbed my head and bashed it on the hard wood table. She was just messing around, but she didn't realise she was hurting me. Everyone around was like, "DDDAAAYYYUUMMM!!!", but curiously, I didn't care one bit.

Then I was trying to find my bike to go home. Everyone was in this big open space that was very desert-like, but it was next to this beautiful, sparkling ocean that you could see from these roman columns off to the side. There were a lot of remains of rocky architecture scattered around, along with some sheds, and there was also a landing with cobblestones that has steps and columns that led back to the school. Where they led was only DE, as I did not actually see where they went. On the side opposite the ocean, was a road that led to a highway, and neighborhoods. It was a very surreal landscape, and the "ideal" dream world. The highway looked like the one in the earlier dream with the weeds that looked like the alien frog. Mr. Coonio was there, and he was making sure everyone got a dirt bike to go home on. They were spelled dirk bike in my dream. I remember mentioning to Adam that I could never figure out those stupid things, and I insisted on riding my normal bike, but I couldn't find it so I gave the dirk bike a try, and wound up riding it along the road to the highway, but then to the right, and into this shed to park and get off. Then I found a silver and shiny gun, and a dark black one. I asked Mr. Coonio if I could fire a test shot inside (we were suddenly inside, but it was pretty much just a roof over the whole complex, and everything was tinted red.) He said no, but I accidentally fired a shot at the wall, and he said not to let it happen again. It had the most sensitive trigger ever. Then I was by this railway turntable, and there was only the front of the train on it, and it was very small, and I found another gun. I decided to fire another shot because I wanted to test to gun, and this one hit this concrete slab that was sticking out of the ground right next to me. It ricocheted, and I was afraid the bullet may have hit me, because I remember hearing that you don't noticed the pain until you see it (DE). I looked down cautiously, and saw a bruise on my calf muscle. Not so bad. But then I vowed that it was too dangerous, and I wasn't taking another chance, so I threw both guns in the ocean.

Then, I took off all of my clothes because I felt like running around naked for some reason. I put them behind this shed at the far end of the desert area, and behind the shed was also a long fence that led to a very suburban neighborhood on the other side. I ran towards the cobblestone landing. I noticed there was a group girls walking around, as if they were tourists. There were holes in the stones walls and pillars that separated each section. I tried running past the group, who was pretty far away. Unfortunately, there were more in the assembly line than I expected, and the last girl saw me. So now I'm hopping through the holes in the walls and pillars, trying to avoid them and get back to my clothes. Suddenly I didn't care, and I walked back to my clothes behind the shed. Some old Spanish lady saw me from the other side of the fence. Oh well. Then I woke up.