NinjaWookiee's DreamJournal - My tales of bullshit

I thought the whole day about it, if I should really post this here.. I came to the conclusion: "Meh. F*ck it..." And here you go!!

03.08.2010

Dinosaur porn? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID






In my dream I was John Sinclair (Male main-character from the kids-series "Dinosaurs"). I sat in front of my PC and wanted to tell the baby, 'where babies come from'. I opened a pornsite and played an Asian porn-vid (With humans, not dinosaurs), thats story was very stupid. I think the vid was just 10 seconds long. As I clicked the 'fullscreen'-button, my PC crashes. The screen was frozen and out of the boxes just came a very short soundfragment that got repeated. (I think I looked just like on the picture at this moment) I tried 'Ctrl + Alt + Del' and everything else, but nothing worked. Dunno what happened next...

03.07.2010

Ahuga! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was member of a native tribe on an full-of-nature planet kinda like in 'Avatar' or in 'Turok', just without dinosaurs. I just lived a long and did some stuff, I can't remember anymore. Then suddenly 3 giant and colorfull creatures appeared and attacked our (surprisingly big) village. They called these monsters "Prayer". (I think they called them like this, because when someone is attacked by these, he often starts to pray for help)


(The biggest of them looked kinda like this, just with blue instead of pink)

While others already were fighting against the creatures with spears and bow & arrow, I was still getting ready and was on my way to get weapons for the battle.
Then my damn alarmclock started and pulled me out of the dream. I tried to get into the dream again, but it doesn't worked. This might have been the most epic dream I ever had! :-(

03.07.2010

The secret SMS (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I sat in my room and wrote a SMS on my mobile phone. My mother came in and I was slightly panic'd. Maybe my mother shouldn't see the SMS or something.

The weirdest dream I ever had in my life! O.o

03.05.2010

Ugly shit (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


OMFG this was damn weird! O.o

Two friends of mine (Patrick and Jan) and me went on a vacation. We arrived at a warm place. I saw some kind of pool and because it was warm and I was so happy I ran to it and jumped in. Jan and Patrick started laughing, because they knew something, I don't knew about. I recognized, that there was a lot of shit in the pool and at the same time a cameraman appeared to film everything for a TV-show. I started laughing, too, and throw some of the shit at the cameraman.
Somehow I lost a bet with this and so I got my right hand cut off but I got another one for it.
(Fast forward in time)
We sat on a couch and watched TV (I think we watched spanish Baseball). On the table was a bowl with my chopped hand. It looked kinda like it pulled through a meatgrinder now. My 'new' hand was sewed on so badly, that I could easily take it off.
Then I had to make right my friends trousers turn-ups with my mouth (because of the lost bet).
Later someone asked, why we don't call the Spanish language 'Citron' instead of 'Spanish'...

02.28.2010

Having lunch with the AmazingAtheist (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


I walked through the city with the AmazingAtheist (A YouTuber, that talks about news; especially religion) and some guy I don't know. After a while we walked into a fast food restaurant. I looked at the pictures of their food but couldn't decide. Then I saw a movieposter-like one with a dark person on it and the text: SpecialBloodMenu. Below that was a last years date written. I asked the guy behind the counter, if they still sell this. He answered something like: "Ever!"
Here my dream ends.

My thoughts:This is the third time now, that I dream about fast food restaurants... And I don't even am a daily fastfood-eater or something like that. Maybe I just dreamed about it, because I expected it the evening before.

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Goals:
DONE | NOT DONE

General...

• "Success!" - Having a long lucid dream
• "Two are better than one" - Find my dreamguide

Seeing...

• "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthagn!" - Seeing Cthulhu with my own eyes and/or meet some Cthulhuists and do their rituals

Meeting...

• "Quack quack" - Meeting Donald Duck
• "I remember it, so you don't have to." - Meeting Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic)
• "ASS! SHIT! FUUUUCK!" - Meeting James Rolfe (Angry VideoGame Nerd)
• "Spooning with Spoony" - Meeting Noah Antwiler (Spoony)
• "D'oh!" - Meeting Homer Simpson/Visit Springfield
• "Do you want a balloon?" - Meeting Pennywise from 'Stephen Kings It'
• "Why so serious?" - Meet Heath Ledger as Joker
• "Holy Jesus!!" - Meeting Jesus Christ

Visit...

• "I see you" - Visit Pandora (Avatar)
• "Oh say can you see..." - Visit the USA
• "Meet the Asians" - Visit Japan
• "Do the leprechaun" - Visit Ireland
• "Be hunted" - Visit Germany as a jew, while Hitler rules it

Make.../Do...

• "Get physical" - Do Parkour
• "Get natural" - Wrestle a bear
• "Get brutal" - Killing Spree
• "Get to the wild hog" - Say 'Ire ad aper' and look, how the DC's react
• "Braaains!" - Being a Zombie
• "Get punky!" - Rock with Mindless Self Indulgence on stage
• "Get fast" - Do a F-Zero-race
• "Get jurassic" - Ride a T-Rex like a horse