Orkel

Some guy was saying how he hated Germans and how Germany sucks and such. Suddenly Hitler's ghost appeared, all smoky and transparent grey like a generic ghost and started flaming him back in German that I somehow understood and it was fucking hilarious, the guy was scared. Hitler was like "thats what ya get for fucking with Germans" then Napoleon's ghost appeared and Hitler went "yo Napoleon light my cigar bitch" and then he lit his cigar and they chilled for a while and both eventually faded away

Later, multiple sleep paralysises but did not succeed in WILD this time, it was very close though.