PonyLemon

Forgive the bad title- these dreams were kind of everywhere and a little hazy.

1. I was watching a movie with a girl and my former roommate #645-30. I sat behind the girl, who I thought was very attractive, and noticed my legs were brushing against her butt. This made her uncomfortable, and I thought my roommate noticed, but immediately afterward my view jumped into a forum of some sorts, and I couldn't find her anywhere on the website.

2. I was entering a contest with HorseLime, and had a meeting with a woman on the specifications of our product. She was thoroughly impressed, and, thinking HorseLime had my name as well, told the actual judges she was very impressed by "PonyLemon and PonyLemon." We pass first stage, and are taunted with a free trip to the beach (with this girl I was really into back in high school and her 3 friends), as well as a new house, and some monetary prize. It turned out we had to pass the second stage to win this though. Later on, HorseLime and I walk pass one of my other friends, #62-927, who was with someone I didn't recognize and reach a crosswalk. In order to pass though, we had to pay 20 cents. HorseLime agreed to this, but, thinking it was outrageous, I decided against it and met back with #62-927. I crashed at his place for a little while, and using the bathroom, remarking that I didn't care if the door locked or not when he asked. His place and bathroom reminded me very much of my freshman dorm.

3. I was wearing a Jimmy John's t-shirt that had a catch phrase that changed a lot.

4. There was a group selling sex to people who were unhappy, but phrasing it as a service to avoid any legal problems. A girl I liked recently was there when I walked in to complain about the service, which surprised me. As no one was speaking to me, I walked past the main door into a consultant's office. A man approached me before I completely entered, and was mad, as he explicitly said no one was allowed. I became extremely angry and told him no one talked to me, so shut up, which he did. I entered the consultant's room and sat down to complain to the rather large woman sitting behind the desk. I told her I wasn't against people having sex, or anything like that, but the principle behind this business was shady since it lied about its true purpose and took advantage of people when they were feeling low. She responded with a "I understand," and, as she spoke, became progressively quieter, but I nodded in agreement with her, especially at the end when she asked if I understood. I thanked her for her time and walked out.

5. I was rooming with someone, and they were shrinking through the door (I actually don't remember this one, but I wrote it down sometime during the night).