Spoiler for Grossss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Disclaimer: I have not idea how this got to my mind but all I know is that it wasn't on purpose.. I remember wanting to **** my mom in the hallway, hudson was sitting up in bed and could see so I closed the door. It reopened.. I took her to the living room shepard did something and I wanted to continue but she said "The baby's cries first!" I was angry and left.. Spoiler for Gross AND Weird!!: I found myself walking toward a building for a "sex" competition with fat chicks.. I walked in and saw an older large woman typing on a keyboard "Are you the secretary?" I asked "Yes" she said. I then preceded into another room and looked for the contestant, two other guys where there two, I was rejected. Angry, I lunged to feel up the secretary and then I was kicked out...
I keep having this dream where I discover a hole in the crotch of my brand new jeans.