Robo's Dreams

I am standing in front of a spanish speaking man. I say, "Como se dece?" (how do you say?) he looks at me strangly and says, "Come se dece," with accent on the e, as if correcting me.
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I was at the lunch table at school with some friends, It was my birthday. A came by and asked what I wanted for my birthday, I noticed that her hair was more orange than it used to be, and her voice was slightly different. I made a clever remark about wanting her that I can't remember now and stared at her for a few seconds, smiling at my cleverness. Her mood changed to annoyed and she said, "Oh, so you want sex." She walked off.

I relised that I had made a mistake, and chased her down immediately, she hadn't gotten very far, I apologized. to my relief, she accepted my apology.