Chronicles of the Cosmos

First thing I remember is, I'm somebody else, I'm sitting down across from a vending machine, in a hallway, in a school, with my arms crossed and I'm wearing a kilt. Naturally, there's a lot of traffic.

There's a lot of students walking past me, buying drinks from the vending machine which is directly in front of me, and giving me the "WTF" look as they are walking past me--I'm just sitting there with my arms crossed for whatever reason. One guy who was walking by said "why you wearing a dress...?" I replied with "it's not a dress, it's a kilt."

Another guy walks by me and said "Scotland's an interesting place." And I said "yes, it is" in response. And there was this other guy sitting next to me the whole time but he didn't say anything.

Um, yeah. That's it.