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    Satan vs the Pew Pew Laser-Cat

    by , 05-28-2015 at 06:21 AM (748 Views)
    In a crowded section of New York City, flames erupt from the sewers as Satan himself rises from hell and bursts through the pavement of the road ahead of me, sending cars flying through the air and people running and screaming in all directions. He has a gang of demons around him, all made of flames, forming a painful looking perimeter of death and destruction around the Devil.

    I am holding a dark gray cat, almost black, with white on its face and some of its paws I don't remember picking it up, but it seems to like being held. I cradle it on its back like a baby in my left arm, against my side, and hold its tail out in front of me like a cannon. I aim it at the Devil and make my best "Pew Pew!" noises. Almost like a "pshhyeeeoo!!!" As I make my very best laser noises, bright blue laser beams shoot out of the cats tail. They move through the air at about the speed of a jogger, so Satan easily dodges them.

    I run toward Satan, aiming the cat's tail a few paces ahead of him and with "Pew Pew Pew Pew!" shoot four slow moving lasers out of the cat's tail into Satan's path. I almost got him this time! With great enthusiasm I go wild with my best "Pew Pew!" noises, filling the streets and alleys with blue lasers. 'If I shoot lasers everywhere, I can't miss.' I tell myself.

    Satan dives behind a sky scraper and out of sight. I pre-fire a few laser blasts from the cat's tail down the next street in case he tries to run for it, and then run down the alley to cut him off before he can get away. He gave me the slip somehow, and I haven't got a clue where to find him now. I find myself at a busy intersection, looking every which way as traffic flows through. Next to me is a fire fighter and a cop. They look at me, then at the cat I'm cradling in my arm, and then at how I'm holding the cat's tail out in front of me with my other hand, and then look back to me.
    "Check this out" I tell them as I aim the cat's tail in a harmless direction and say "Pew Pew Pew!" sending three bright blue laser beams slowly through the air.
    "That's pretty cool" they tell me.
    "I know, right?!"
    "Aren't you going to film it or take a picture or something?" The firefighter asks me.
    "No, I don't think anyone really needs to know about this. Plus I've gotta get Satan"
    They both give me an understanding nod, and I start walking away as I think about where to look.

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    Updated 05-28-2015 at 06:23 AM by 19229

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    1. DepthsofSatan's Avatar
      hey I respect your dream but in humility and in respect that could not have been Satan you know? it had to have been a demon with a principality of followers. Satan is not that weak he doesn't run from people he owns the entire realm. I will say it this way in job 41 v8 when Job begins to talk about Satan's power and glory he says this, "If you lay a hand on it, you will certainly remember the battle that follows. You won't try that again!" he saying if anyone tries to battle satan they will not forget that battle and they will DARE NOT do it again in job 41 v9 Satans power is revealed again in this scary statement in the new living translation: "No, it is useless to try to capture it. The hunter who attempts it will be knocked down." any hunter who faces him will be knocked down...I believe you 100% and you are an amazing individual but that had to have been a high ranking demon with followers it cannot be Satan. Do not hate me for telling you this I say it with respect of your spiritual powers.
    2. Schmaven's Avatar
      What if it all depends on belief and he's only that powerful if you believe he is? I am inclined to agree with that quote because I will always remember that cat laser battle, but I certainly will not try it again that way. It didn't work very well, I'd try something else I don't want to capture Satan's power, as I feel I have more power than he could ever have. I do feel that it is beyond my control whether I live or die, and many beings can easily take my life, but at its core, Satan's power is from selfishness, and love always overcomes selfishness.