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I walk down a grassy hill and find a bunch of super heroes stretching and warming up for some kind of saving the world mission. They practice flying, and other super hero powers. Wishing to join them and help with this, I demonstrate my own abilities by jumping hundreds of feet into the air, and almost flying. My powers are not as well developed as theirs, and they don't let me join them for my own safety. At least not until I make more progress. They all fly away, quickly disappearing into the sky.

I had a non-lucid dream attempt at the junk food task:

Talking with my friend at a grocery store, I ask her if she knows where they keep the really good cookies. She brings me to particular door in the freezer aisle, and top to bottom it has all kinds of cookies. I look for the one that has the most calories. Spotting a few that look particularly delectable, I check the back panel and see that each individual cookie has 800 calories. Not bad for a cookie that I can eat in 4 bites. Not sure which one I want, I pick out 3. Two to eat right now, and one for later. I grab the toffee-crunch, cinnamon-sugar, and chocolate chip, noticing how the toffee one has 840 calories. I want to pay for them before eating them, but the guy at the coffee stand ignores me, and all the cashiers are missing. Setting the cookies next to me on the counter, I open up one of the cash registers and try to ring people up fast so I can buy my cookies and eat them!

Fortunately these cookies do exist and I'm gonna eat one today when I go to work for practice. - They sell them where I work :-)

At the grocery store I work at (a combination of both stores I work at now), there is a bit mountain of cardboard boxes that are used instead of grocery bags. Inside this pile, lives several vampires. My job is to grab a few boxes, and pretend to shop to discourage someone from stealing, but I am nervous about being attacked by the vampires. I think about how fast they are, but then decide that I'm pretty fast too, and could punch them, probably knocking one out if I had to. Since there are several, I fill my mind and body with love for everyone as protection, and go to grab some boxes. I feel energy inside me, like bright sunshine, glowing through every part of my being. This seems to offer the best protection against vampires, and they leave me alone.

Following a suspected shoplifter around, I put in my cart what she puts in her cart. She grabs the last of the carrots, and now I don't know how to continue like this, so I wander off until one of my co-workers asks me about these new white onions they got in. I tell him we've always had them, they're just the regular white onions. Another girl comes by and confirms that they're not new, and their PLU is 4166.

I go into a house, and get bit by a diamond back snake, grab it and throw it across the room. It bounces off the wall, but comes back fast to bite me again. Running out of there, unsure of whether or not they are poisonous, I pass a few people I know, then end up where I started before. This time, I decide not to go in the house again.

I go up a hill in the woods with lots of old, some dead trees, and see someone sitting behind a fallen down wall, inside the barely recognizable remnants of an old house. He tells me to not make any sudden movements, as he's discovered a rare molecule that has never before been found. Using a microscope that's about a meter long, and as thick as a pineapple, he stares into it while he talks to me. I congratulate him, but this seems to distract him from his work, as he now uses the microscope as a telescope, and tells me about all the things he can see far away. My head is next to the middle of the micro/tele scope, and for some reason, I can see what he sees through it, even though I'm not looking through it, but next to it. Kind of like that illusion where you can make it look like you have a hole in your hand if you hold a tube next to it and look past both with both eyes, only with magnification, and without actually looking through it.

I then notice that I can also hold my hands in front of my eyes, and still see everything past beyond them. The scientist guy tells me that this is the "Adrianna Effect" which gives all this a legitimate sense of normality to me. I play with this as I walk back down the hill and find myself in a temple with a few monks. They are wearing karate belts for some reason, and ask me to help color in one of their stripes with a permanent marker. This turns into a big scene with a river and I'm shading it in using colored pencils very nicely.

I get offered some free coffee, but don't really want it. Going back into the temple area, I sit down in front of a tiny table, with a tiny house on top of it. Inside this house is an enlightened being, radiating pure energy. I decide it is better to focus on this than on the picture I was going to draw, and just take it all in.

I'm on the top floor of my house, at night, with a group of friends. We're holding off a small zombie invasion of currently unknown origin. They keep coming up the stairs at us. We fight them off with boards with nails in them, whacking them as they approach us. After a few dozen of them come at us, I see Satan in the downstairs living room, looking up at us, observing our efforts.

I suddenly have to go to the bathroom, but instead of using the upstairs bathroom, I decide to go downstairs and use the one on the middle floor. I run down the stairs during a brief lull in the zombie assault, and find the bathroom near the kitchen. The door to my mom's bedroom is shut, and it is rather dark down here. As I unzip my pants, I begin to question my decision to not use the upstairs bathroom. Also, my cat, Cuddles tries to drink the toilet water as I'm peeing.

I push him away with my foot, and then flush the toilet. I notice his water bowl in the bathroom, with kitty litter on the bottom of it. I hear another wave of zombies rallying downstairs in the basement with Satan for another assault upstairs and begin to worry about being separated from the group. I grab my cat's water dish, and fill it up quickly in the kitchen sink. I put it down next to him, and plop him in front of it after moving him away from the toilet again, and he happily drinks the fresh water.

I run back upstairs to where everyone is preparing for the next zombie attack. Tyler is sorting through a bunch of student IDs, along with some other people. Somehow, the student IDs involve more people coming to help us. My phone rings.

I'm now in the hallway, outside my room, and I see Satan again, glowing red, at the other end of it. Between us are a large group of zombies, slowly staggering towards us.

On an island with some French people. I overhear that if we can get to the other side of it, we'll be rescued. We walk in a direct path towards the center of the island, but overhear that it's quite the hike. We come across a large fence with a very furry thing that has some sort of an orifice aimed at us. Looking around the fence, there are more for as long as the fence is visible.

A girl with us tells everyone not to go any closer because it'll gas them, and we all stop. She takes one more step towards it to get a better gauge of the situation and the giant moving fur ball farts out a massive green cloud of smoke that quickly engulfs her.

My perspective is now from her point of view as she says, "It's pointing behind us, it wants us to leave." She sees an x-ray-esque view of the fur ball creatures. I can see that within the fur is a massive skeleton hand, with one finger outstretched pointing, and gesturing for us to leave.

We turn around and go back, but a lot of the fur creatures follow us, looking like floating skeleton ghosts surrounded by a translucent blue blob from the skeletal vision. They stop 10 meters outside the gate and make weird gestures towards the ground. Hundreds of skeletons then rise out of the ground from under them in shallow graves.

We stop on the ridge of a nearby hill, and watch helplessly as they all approach us, with some non-skeleton people leading them at us. I see a man with a bucket walking towards us. A woman tells them to "stop in the name of god." and looks up at the sky expectantly for something to happen. Everyone stops for a moment in anticipation, except the man with the bucket. He empties its liquid contents onto the sand and lights the pool on fire.

Reaching into his pockets, he pulls out what look to be unlit Molotov cocktails, with a look on his face that indicates he is going to throw them into the fire. Before he gets the chance to, I run over and tackle him. I hold him in a choke hold and ask, "Didn't you hear the lady? No one come any closer!" as he struggles to get free.

I am looking for movies to put on the DVD player, but can only find dozens of versions of Winnie the Pooh. Some are in packs of 3 discs, some are just 1 disc. Really hard to decide, I go with a 3 pack because I like the feel the cover imagery gives me, and hope it is related to the actual movie. I put the disc in, and start it up.

Before I can even start to watch the movie, I feel a burning in my crotch. I look down and see a gas stove, literally coming out of me. The burner itself is the dial, and there is a small flame about 1cm sort of like a torch, right in my crotch. I turn the gas off, and the flame stops. Basically behind that major groin tendon on the right side. Close to the nether-region.

A little surprised by this, I turn the dial again and hear gas flowing out of the metal bit. I turn it to ignite, hear the clicking of an electric ignition, and the flames start up again. I grab a piece of raw chicken and begin to cook it in the open flame. It is taking a while, and I am trying to be careful not to burn my hairs, or my ding dong, but the chicken is actually cooking none the less. The chicken begins to take on a white, cooked color, so I flip it over to cook the other side.

I start to question whether or not the inside will be fully cooked, and if the gas burner might need to be removed in a few days before I get an infection.