Have a look...into my subconscious mess

I was in bed. My mom left the house after she told me to watch the bathroom because she let the faucet turned on (for some logical reason ). After a few seconds, I heard some noises coming out of my room. I was scared as there was no one in the house. I called my mom through the phone. I asked her if she's away from home in that moment. She confirmed that she left. Still scared as hell, I went into my room and I saw a lot of boxes dropped on the floor. I carefully walked through the boxes and there was my mom's clone. I came back into the living room and I asked my cloned mom: "Can you please give me my sword? I can't sleep without it. ". And she gave me the sword, so I went into the bed and put the sword near me. Then I woke up (still in the dream) just to realize that it was all a dream. The good thing was that everything was recorded, because I bought a dream reader helmet and put it on my head before going to sleep. Every single dream was recorded right there in a video format. I opened the last one. What I remembered was
just a fragment of it. When the helmet started the video, there was more of it (and the atmosphere was much lighter that I remember it was). My mom came to watch it too.
It looked just like a cartoon. It was about some kid that was at home, talking with his parents and stuff when he went to the bathroom. Her grandma went into the bathroom, turned on the faucet and left the bathroom. She also put that kid in charge of watching it while she was gone. The kid walked away and went into a room with a lot of people. Everyone was arguing about something. They all started talking at once and you couldn't understand a bit. That was until someone screamed "Shut up!! React to humans!. And he repeated "React to humans" a couple of times. After this, the part of the dream I remember was about to begin, but my mom went into the kitchen to get some snacks. That was when the alarm started and I woke up.

DREAM 1: I was in the living room with my sister. As she got married and left home, we were talking about our lives and stuff like this. [Here I dreamed something about Lois from Family Guy having sex with me while my sis was changing in the closet, but I don't quite remember it.]. After she left the house, the lights suddenly turned off. I heard some shamanic beats and started seeing shadows on the wall. It got even weirder when I tried to change the volume, but instead of a Volume text with lines below indicating how loud the TV is currently set, it showed me a red WTF? text underlined. I tried to call my mom and tell her about the lights as I was getting out of the house trying to figure out what the heck is happening in my house. I was so freaked out that I suddenly did an RC. When I saw I was actually dreaming, I threw my phone away and rushed to jump on the window. I didn't wanted to just fall down, as things like this destabilizes my dream. I focused on hovering in slow-mo to the ground. After I came down, there came my buddy with his girlfriend. Of course, after having sex with his girlfriend (What? It's a dream. Having sex with someone's girlfriend is normal there) I took the bus forward and backward. I thought that maybe if I go for a walk, the "evil spirits" of the house will go away. I came back and guess what? I saw a waitress in the kitchen and had a fight with her. She was throwing fruits at me, so I took a plate and used it as a shield. After one fruit crashed into her head, she got dizzy. I exploited this moment to throw her away on the window. The lights turned on and I lost my lucidity. I went into the living room and I saw some Dream Guides. They started showing me how to make a book slap in a dream to make the monsters go away. After a long explanation, they put me look on a text. It was written there "Beautiful book". They put me look again. I didn't understand why, but I did it. The adjective changed to "Bad". They put me look once again. It changed again to "Horrible". I then realised that they were trying to show me I dream. When I got that, they were proudly smiling at me.
DREAM 2: I and the peers from the high-school were visiting my elementary school. My old classroom was turned into a Chemical Laboratory. I showed them the classroom and I remembered that on 8th grade they put our class at basement. [I remember somebody was telling me to shut up and that I'm lying and something about my mom calling me and asking me if I want a shawarma. Nothing more]
DREAM 3: My mom gave me as a present the Dream Reader device (from the "Dream Reader" dream). I put it on my head and it started showing a skeleton. It was not only reading dreams. When I was thinking of something, it would put all my thoughts in the skull. Like, I was thinking of a truck and it was right there. While it was reading my thoughts, memories and dreams, I felt dizzy.

Notice that the brown texts are for indicating when someone else's dream is occurrin. It's a very rare event, but I'm gonna write it in the dream legend right next to the dream, so there's not gonna cause any confusion.

DREAM 1: It was like 4:00 AM. My sister came into the house after she bought a dream reader device. She was going to give it to my mom as a present for her birthday. Anyways, the device had some kind of an arm with a sucker on it. You were supposed to put it on your head so it can read you your dreams. It was reading dreams from the most recent to the oldest ones. We agreed to test it on my sister. After we "plugged" the device into my sister's head, it started showing in the monitor her very last dream. My sister headed into the living room. Our mom was there. As she was starring at my sister with a look of an insane person, she started shouting "CATS! CATS! CATS CATS! CATS CATS!!!" while a weird music began (a song kind of like the castle song from Super Mario World). She moved along and from the left side, a random raven appeared and flew all over the room. It was kind of funny. Everybody was laughing. My bud was there too. It would had been a shame for me to miss the occasion to read his dream. He dreamed of an FPS game. He was a robot and was trying to escape from the cops that were chasing him. After all this, I wanted to test the device on myself too, but my sister wouldn't let me. She said that I would just overload the device. I realised that it was a dream when the device suddenly turned into a notebook. I tried to turn it back, but it didn't worked and the dream faded away.
DREAM 2: Suddenly I found myself in a battlefield. I was a robot army leader. The leader of all armies put us all to construct a building that would protect all the robots from the enemy armies. I made a mistake in the contruction. I didn't knew how to repair it. I tried to find out, but I was making the building look even worse. I asked my friend and he told me to press the "Windows" button 2 times. I then realised that I was actually playing a game.

DREAM 1: I was staying in bed at home. Suddenly I heard some noises from the bathroom. I was afraid that a thief came in my house. I tried to call my mom, but she didn't answered. Right after that, a music started. While I was going to the bathroom to see what's going on, I saw my sis' plush bear in the closet. It had 2 heads. I was like "What the heck is wrong with this bear? ). The bear was very inconsistent in color and shape. I totally ignored that thing and went into the bathroom. The window of my bathroom was larger than usual. I could see from there a turtle dove nest in my tree...(the weirdness just begins) along with stadium reflectors all around the tree. I saw one of the turtle doves walking on the window sill. I let him in. He was actually a talking turtle dove. After he came in he said "It's pretty cold out there, isn't it?". I invited him to talk with me in the kitchen.
DREAM 2: I was at the high school. One of my peers wanted to play with me Monopoly in the break time. He lost the round and started crying. I started drawing a game of Monopoly by myself. Suddenly some peers from other classrooms came at me and said "Wow..that's certainly a nice drawing!"".

There are some lessons to learn from those dreams:
1. Never let your sister put her plush bear in your closet, or else it's going to suffer a mutation.
2. Always talk to turtle doves.
3. Never beat the crap out of your peer in a game of Monopoly.

I was preparing to go in country side with my dad and my cousin. I dropped the bag in which I was keeping my Wii right on the ground. I was really worried, so I went home and turned it on. It turned off everytime I was trying to turn it on.
My cousin came in to see what's going on. He looked into my Wii and saw a wire burned (The wire kinda looked like a sausage). We had not one of these wires at home anymore, so we went to the market to see what can we find.
I found myself at a book department and when I looked through the books, I saw worms. I made someone come with me to see the worms. Some ladies that were in the department with us screamed and run all over the place, while a weird guy (which had a hobby on collecting worms) started collecting them and putting them in a bottle.
On the roof, there were "the totally spies" (you probably know that show from TV ). Sam was some blond guy's girlfriend, but Clover and Alex found out that it was a criminal. Sam really loved him and didn't wanted to fight with him. While they were talking about this situation, the criminal found a way to go down the roof. He took a minecraft looking axe and broke the window.
Down the roof there was an epic battle between Voldemort and Harry Potter. The cops tried to come and stop all the fighting, but they died under Voldemort's green lightning.
The people were all screaming and frightened. I ran away to find a lader to climb on. After I made it on the roof, the spies left and I was there with my cousin. He found the wire we needed for the Wii. He mounted it on the wii, but it still didn't work. Suddenly a storm started. A lightning came right on my Wii. I was afraid that I will never be able to repair it.
I found myself at home again and I wanted to test the Wii. It worked perfectly. I was both happy and surprised that a simple lightning repaired my Wii.
Still...will the criminal ever be caught by the spies?
Will Harry defeat Voldemort again?
Find that out and more in my next dream!!

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I had a puppet on my desk. I didn't actually had time to look at it and my mom just grabbed and said "What the heck is wrong with this puppet? Is it broken? It look like it's broken...Look at this broken puppet.".
It really looked strange, so I agreed with her.
She went in the kitchen to cook while I got myself comfortable. I looked at the old photo on the wall showing my grandma and grandpa's wedding. My grandma turned her head and I was like "HOLY CRAP WHAT DID JUST HAPPENED?? I must be dreaming!", and I did an RC to confirm it.
My mom came in and while she was cleaning up the house, I was trying to explain her that we were dreaming just to see how characters would react like if I tell them we're in a dream.
Until I had the occasion to tell her we're dreaming, I totally forgot that I was dreaming...
I went into the bathroom and looked at my face in the mirror. It looked normal, so I tried to morph into a robot to see if I'm dreaming. It morphed. I knew then I was dreaming.
I went into the living room and remembered one of my dream goals (Flying). I failed it in the first one, so I though of trying this again.
I didn't even had time to go off the window, and a big Sesquatch looking monster. It behaved exactly like my sis.
The monster wouldn't let me open the window to go outside and fly, so I had to fight with him. I tricked him and put it down with my feet while I was opening the window with my hands.
I finally did it!! I went outside!...as I was walking on the roof, I stopped to watch every beautiful detail outside...Everything looked so real, but I was conscious that I was dreaming. I was just admiring my subconscious for putting so much detail into my dreaming. Everything popped out and had pretty colors...it was like 3D.
While I went down, I forgot what I was going to do and lost my lucidity.
I went into the Liberty Center (Romanian mall) and I saw there George with his dad. I saluted him and all, and then I met Tony. We walked together in the mall and we were talking about stuff. He told me after much talking that he is going this summer to the beach. I told him that I'd go too...I had the money and all, but my mom wouldn't let me to go at the beach alone.
He went to eat something while I went outside. I was about to take the bus, but I remembered that I took the money in my pocket, so I went back.
I suddenly though of looking at buildings. I saw myself in a mirror in my old blue jacket. I realized I'm dreaming...I couldn't wear that blue jacket from when I was young...it wouldn't fit me anymore. I tried to look at the details of people's clothes. I usually never am focused on clothes when I'm dreaming.
I arrived to a park and looked on the ground. I suddenly remembered that I was going to try flying.
I imagined that I will be raised up by an invisible platform (that because my first attempt in doing this actively resulted in an epic fail and dream destabilization). When I saw my feet off the ground I was just amazed that I finally did that.
While walking on my streets, I suddenly remembered another goal (Imagining an episode from a new season of a show I like). I saw some TVs outside and they suddenly started right on my favorite show. I was about to start imagining an episode and all, but I suddenly was thinking that if I don't wake up now, I'll forget my dreams. So I woke up.

I had this dream after listening to Theta waves right before going to bed...I didn't though it would work. I was so wrong.
No tricks from my dreams worked again...If I didn't remember to do an RC something from the dream would come up and make me lucid. It was just awesome!!
Ah yeah...Fly [X]
Another one of my lucid goals completed!!!

Non-Dream/Lucid/Non-Lucid/Dream counter

DREAM 1: We bought a new house. I was staying in my room, watching TV. The TV was the same mark as our old one, but it was like 18/19 inch looking and had some serious issues. It activated me the teletext when I tried to move to another channel. I was trying to exit the teletext, but it made my screen black.
I got pissed of by that stupid TV and went to the living room. Suddenly my living room turned to my old house's living room (actual house in reality) and as I went forwards, I saw my mom waving her hand and leaving the house.
Right after she left, the power went out. I was afraid that I will stay like an idiot in dark, doing nothing but watching the walls (walls...are pretty much a good show ), but then I remembered I have a power generator, so I bring it here to my computer and turned it on.
I was then talking to a friend on Skype and after much talking he left a bit. He said he'll return. I was a little...both bored and scared at the same time.
I went to the internet to see my old NSMB Wii works. I saw that on the desert one, you had to make a weird bug to actually pass it . Anyways, I got really bored and very frustrated with the power out. I tried to call my mom and my friend to come back, but no one answered. I was so bored that I started putting the monitor in my face, watching the window (the sky had red clouds ) and weird stuff.
The power finally went in and I sit down on the bed. While literary watching the ceiling, I was thinking about a Mario level and it appeared on the ceiling. It had gray grounds and ceilings, water below, a lot of Sonic like enemies and graphics. It was amazing, but I knew it was an optical illusion and if I look away and turn back, I will not see it anymore, so I tried to look at it as much as I could, so I can remember it.
A voice was talking with me and asking me "Did you though of a new Mario level?". He also said to be careful, not to use very much the use of hallucinogens, or I will get often weird hallucinations.
I looked at the bathroom and I saw a fat woman...I tried to look away, but when I looked back they were 2 of them!! I somehow made them disappear with my mind and another one just jumped out of some baby clothes.
DREAM 2: I was in my school (again ) talking with my peers. Suddenly Miki came at me and stole my jeans (HOMO!! HE'S A HOMO!!!). He put his hands in my pockets to see what I have there. I had my keys, my phone and my money there, so I was very angry at him. After much useless tug 'o' war match for my jeans, he gave up and ran away.
Right when I started cursing him the school's counselor came in and was like WTF! She punished me with cleaning all the books of the library...
One of my friends came in and asked me why I was punished and all. *sighs*

It pretty much seems like there's no justice even in my dreams.

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DREAM 1: I was in the house. Suddenly the power went out. I looked at my sis' plush dog and it moved its eyes on me. I was freaking scared. I tried to call my mom and my friends and no one answered. My sis' plush dog turned into mine. It had little round eyes so it couldn't move its eyes.
DREAM 2: I dreamed my dad having sex with a hot chick. The God (or it seemed like) talked to me telepathically. He said "You don't have to touch a girl to love it!".
DREAM 3: I was playing on the Wii with Tony. Tony was talking to someone and he was claiming that my channels are all old. I was really pissed off. Who was his friend to criticize my Wii?
DREAM 4: I was in a golden room with my mom. Dunno where that came from but I suddenly asked to myself "AM I DREAMING???". Without doing any RCs I convinced myself I was dreaming. [I didn't had time to do something as I woke up.]

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DREAM 1: I was at Simona's house at a round table, talking about something (No...I wasn't alone). She had a dog with red paws and eyes. The dog was kinda looking like Rontzi (I'll tell you about Rontzi in a second).
While I went with him on the living room and put him on the couch, he was transforming into a man. Despite that I was scratching him on the belly...through he was human now.
DREAM 2: I was at house...Tony called me to come with him at cinema to watch Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2. He was also with Radu.
So there we are at the station coming at the cinema. We stopped at a skate room. It was no ordinary skate room...why? Because there was a freaking Dementor throwing trap spheres all over the skate room!
Anyways, when we went back we saw my mom and Tony started saying some random stuff I don't even remember anymore.
DREAM 3: I saw a weird commercial about clothes on TV. Barely remember it...
DREAM 4: I had a black Wiimote with a white jacket.

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DREAM 1: I and the Scooby-Doo gang were going to the Mystery Machine (Captain obvious is obvious ). I was staying near Scooby and talking about stuff. (Good thing is that in my dream Scooby didn't spell every first letter from a word with "R" so I could actually understand what he says).
I don't know what were we talking about and don't remember too much of that dream, but I was very happy to meet Scooby.
DREAM 2: I drunk a lot of orange juice and after I tried the first one I wanted to try the bottle with the red orange juice. It had no taste..so I drunk then some Coke, but after so much orange juice it had a shit taste.

To be honest, I wish I had more dreams like the first one.

Character Legend:
Scooby-Doo - If you don't know Scooby you are a sad...very sad person. But here it goes. It's a brown dog that can speak and hangs out with the gang.

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DREAM 1: I were in the living room with my mom, talking about something. My mom was sitting in my chair and another "mom" appeared from my room. Yep...the cloned mom that tried to attacked me in another dream went back. I knew this time was the shadow (We'll get to that later...through you should know about the shadow if you read my first post in my DJ). I was like "WTF the shadow is back? I must be dreaming!" so I did an RC to confirm it.
I confronted my fears and just told that cloned mom to leave. I had to do it...I wouldn't let my dreams haunted anymore by stupid shadows (Subconscious 0, Me:1). After she left I was trying to do something but my mom started talking with me and I lost my lucidity and forgot what I was going to do. (Subconscious:1, Me:1)
DREAM 2: [Here I dreamed something about witches and I was solving a mystery...but I barely remember a thing from that dream. If I recall something I promise I'll tell you...as it was a very interesting one.]
DREAM 3: I woke up in the living room. Instead of doing an RC, I was convinced that it was reality and I was trying to remember the second dream (Yeah in the dream I totally remembered it...Subconscious: 2, Me: 1).
I was so convinced that it was reality that when I did an RC and I saw I can breath through the fingers I though maybe the reality check is not designed well and you can breath even if you plug your nose in reality (Subconscious:3, Me:1).
Like it was not enough at the TV I watched a Scooby-Doo episode that was starring...my second dream. (Subconscious:4, Me:1)

Despite the fact that the subconscious won, I actually completed another one of my lucid goals and had another lucid dream!!
So... Get the trash out of my subconscious (Confront my fears) [X]

Dream Legend:
The shadow - The shadow is a recurring character that appears in many of my nightmares. He morphs into my mom and chases me to freak me out in my dream.

I was at Lili's house (in my dreams I am a lot of times in Lili's house lately ) and I suddenly woke up (Ah there we go...no RCs! I'm a dumbass ) and went to her room.
She said:
>Why didn't you told me you can't sleep?
I said:
>What the heck do you mean?? It's like 8:00 AM and I fell sleep at 11:00 PM (In my dream I calculated it wrong and I said I've slept 9 hours )!
She gave me a little oven....NO! You don't understand! A really little oven. It was toy looking. She told me to fry some eggs with it (Weird I know! ). I didn't actually expected it to...work, but when I opened it, it actually started to be warmer.
She gave me then a little faucet and a sink attached to it. It worked too and I washed my hands in it.
Then I opened the TV. I saw on the news that Lili's house was attacked by some terrorists and her niece had thrown herself at the window trying to save herself and actually survived.
I tried to copy her and see what it would had looked like if I was in the same situation (You sure don't want me to mention that I epic failed...do you?)

For those who may be wondering "WHO THE FUCK IS LILI?!?!?", she is not that important. She is just one of my mom's friends. Not very important. ^_^

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DREAM 1: I was walking in the street with Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House). Before going to his house we decided to visit our friend (it was...a mouse ). At first I though he would be afraid of me because I'm big (not like Bear is not ). After we said hello to each other, Bear presented me to the mouse. He said I'm Quarter and I was like "WTF". I tried to tell them my name is not Quarter but no one actually listened me (-_-). While we were still going to the house I told him I'm Christian not Quarter.
We decided to go through my school because it was the nearest way to the house . Bear went to the left side where he met his family and friends and I went to the right where I met my peers waiting to see in what high schools they entered. Simona came in and asked me what's with the bear. I told her all about Bear and stuff. She laughed a bit at first .
Then George came in (When I talk about George imagine a big purple monster with fangs all over his face and a cock in his head...that's how he looks like in the real life!! ... Just kidding . You can imagine him as an ugly nerd). He wouldn't let me go with Bear. Simona saw him and kicked him right in the butt . It was my occasion to find Bear.
After finding him, he wanted to go in the right side. I was a little bit worried that my peers would laugh if they see me walking around with a big bear . I told him "Bear, why don't we go left? It's faster there!" (You imagine, I'm not that idiot to make him feel bad and just tell him that I was worried that my peers would laugh if they see him). He agreed and we went to the house.
DREAM 2: I was at the home. I went to my room and I saw coming from there little rat looking animals. I was a little worried and I called my mom to come here and see what's going on. She said that those things lived on our house for a long time. They were 2 and one came on my shoulder. When I saw him from a closer look he was actually a monkey...more likely a mini-monkey. He was like 2 cm small.

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DREAM 1: I was still at school at the IT class. There were both LCD monitors and CTR. All my peers chose the all new LCD monitors while I chose the CTR one. I observed my desk had not a chair, so I got one. The chair I got had some issues, but it was the only one so I took it (One of my buds was looking at me like I was a retard ).
After we played a while, our teacher gave us a test paper. It was a history one and I didn't knew a thing because I didn't learn (I wasn't even expecting to have a history test in an IT class).
DREAM 2: I was invited by my music teacher to sing with her on the piano. She was playing a note and I had to repeat it after her.

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DREAM 1:Tomorrow I was going to high school. I was excited and all, but my mom put me wear a weird sweater. It looked very stupid and I was afraid that my peers would laugh at me and humiliate me (for my entire life ).
The next day I was at a clothing shop near my high school, looking in the mirror, thinking about the clothes and what my peers would say. I though "Aah it's not that bad! I don't think they would laugh at me." and then I saw 2 of my peers. They were wearing some good costumes. They were all fancy and I was looking as a retard. How could I face them? I just went home to get some better clothes. I was at the moment so pissed off and like "SCREW MY MOM! They are gonna laugh hard at me if I show up in this stupid sweater!", but then I was thinking "What if they laugh at my style?". I was so pissed off...I couldn't even get to choose something to wear.
I finally arrived at the class clothed like shit, but SURPRISE! That wasn't high school. This was still middle school and while my math teacher was teaching us a lesson I was still thinking about how would it be at high school.
DREAM 2: I was outside. Nela pleased me to go to see how is her grandson doing. I went there, but while I was walking I was afraid that I could get lost.
I don't remember a lot of it but I was attacked by animals. When I arrived to him I said: "I swear I will never go to your school again if this is the road you walk on everyday!"

I mainly have those high school related dreams cos finished with the exams and all and I can't wait to see in what high school I'm going to be.
And if it was the only one...but I had 2 more. (The satanic high school dream and one more that I didn't had time to write it here. I dreamed it before joining this forum, but I will make sure I will have some time to write it down here.)
I had also a lot of dreams where I was completely lost. The places were giving me the impression that I got lost in another country or at a strange place and I was in danger, but I was actually near home.