Sanity not included

Background:I just know that I'm send back in time for some reason

Year 1941:
I'm on a ship.A small ship just off the coast of England.The crew (and me) drops a big hook that covers the sea floor.We drag the hook for a while and suddently we hit something with it.
We start to pull the hook and we actually pull out a whole ship.It is a medium sized cruiser named "Titanik Minute".Upon seeing the Nazi Germany's flag waving on top of it I am like
"Gee ... the Jerries got here before us".

We take the ship to London.But suddently some kind of a beast (imagine the most lethal human-sized creature) escapes from the ship.I am told to chase down that beast,but first I am supposed to get to the Royal Museum to get a future weapon so I can kill that thing.

I hop inside a car and start driving towards the museum.Unfortunately I crash ... and I am late for the delivery.I am returned to the future to avoid further damage to history ... ...

Year 1966 (or somewhere else in the 60's):
A temporal paradox occures because of the "London Beast".And now I am in that same parralel world.

I am in a large park.I am in the United States of America.After realizing that I just start to walk in the park ... in few minutes I reach a small hill.There is a police garrison.

SIDE NOTE:Obviously the world is in a pretty bad shape since the police has Assault rifles and Rocket launchers for a standart issue weapon.And that the president is a small,bald midget with french accent.

Suddently from the woods some kind of gang armed with AK's launches an attack on the police.
I somehow get the idea to steal some weapons from the police
(they ran for cover when they were attacked leaving the garrison camp unguarded).

I start to pick up all sorts of weapons and ammo.When suddently my partner (from the "time agency") finds me and asks

-What the f*** are you doing !?
-Grabbing some hardware.C'mon help me carry this.

As I say this I give him some wooden planks ... and we start to run towards a little river valley.We enter a small shed,and hide the weapons and ammo there,covering them with the wooden planks.
Suddently a small fire starts in front of the shed.I thought something like that:

"Well ... when the firefighters come,they will extinguish this bush for seconds and they will find us".
Then I grabbed a molotov coctail and threw it outside in the dry grass ... "This will slow them down" I thought.

There was an old mirror inside the shed ... I accidentaly looked into it and found out ... that I am John F. Kennedy*.Yes I was Kennedy ... in 1966 ("I" am supposed to be shot 3 years ago).
And then I say something to myself (with Kennedy's voice of course)
"I have gone too far,I must surrender"

So I simly walked outside and surrendered to the fire brigade.

They took me to some kind of railway station (I realized that I haven't even been close to becoming a president).There were 5 girls ... and we were 5 boys.They told us that we will be in some sort of TV show ... a very sick and brutal show.Where the 5 "teams" made of boy&girl win simply by surviving.

I went to the nearest girl because I somehow knew she is going to make it out alive.But she punched me and told me to "Get the **** off".So I went to the only "unoccupied" gal.
She was looking qiute good actually.She was a bit short (I'm almost 2 meters tall so this is a criteria for me), with dark blond hair.Maybe looking a little bit like Keira Knightley.But just a bit ...

All of us "hugged" our partners in order to be a smaller target for the ... lets call him "The Barbarian" that came out with all kinds of maces,daggers,axes,cannonballs ... basicaly all of the medieval arsenal.
He started to prepare the throwable weapons.I looked into the girls eyes and smiled ... she responded with another smile and she wrapped her hands around my neck ... This could pass for a pretty romantic moment if we exclude the flying daggers,arrows and guts.
I heard the waving of some sort of a heavy chain.I closed my eyes and told the girl that it will be all OK ... a strong whip was heard ... then silence "Am I dead" ...

I was alive but the beautiful girl dropped dead in my hands ... I wanted to burst into a cry ... The president was on a big TV screen grinning ... and then my poor brain decided that thats enough ...**
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False awakening
I was in my bed ... I did everything as I would usually do.
I sitted in front of the computer and called a friend on Skype ... nothing strange until I saw some guys climbing walls like spiders.I didn't payed any attention and continiued to listen to the dream my friend was telling me.***
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End of dream

*-How many of you can brag around that they have been J.F.Kennedy .

**-I am sure that I fell in love in that girl ... off to the corresponding thread.

***-Unfortunately,it didnt had anything to do with his REAL dream.