Taffy's Sweet Dreams

I was at the top of a tall mountain with my cousin and my brother. We each had homemade hang gliders, which were basically flat umbrellas with a pole at the bottom to hold onto. I ran forward and jumped off the cliff and started to glide. I was going really fast, and the wind was very strong. I held the bar under my chest and spread my arms out. I thought about how cool it would be if it was a lucid dream, but didn't go lucid. I swooped down towards the ground and then pulled back up. I turned around and floated to the ground in front of a house. My cousin and brother came down too.

In the house was my aunt and uncle and my dad. I didn't see my dad at first because he was in the kitchen. We sat down at the table, and my aunt was saying how hard teaching is. I was trying to play piano, but with a watermelon, somehow.

I was at the top of a water slide. Some one went down right after a little girl, knocking her off the side of the slide. I ran over and grabbed her hand. I was having a hard time pulling her up, her hand kept slipping. It was a long way down. I almost let go, but I managed to pull her up. We went to the bottom of the slide and everyone was cheering for me.

I was in someone's room (my own?) and I was mapping a song on Osu. I was with my step brother and my little brother. They were left behind by thier friends who went somewhere, so I said they could stay with me. I showed them a game where you play as a lion and you hunt other animals.

I was at a play or something. Halfway through the play, some of the actors came out into the aisle and played a game of bowling with some of the people in the audience. There were some vocaloid cosplayers, but they were terrible. Kagamine Len was wearing Rin's bow, and they got all of the details wrong.*

I was in front if a library with my brother mike. He got some books and brought them out, so I started to read. However, my mom told me we couldn't take the books outside. I thought my brother checked them out, but he just brought them outside. Either way, I said it would be fine and we would return them in a few minutes anyway.

I was in a forest with my family and my cousin. It was flooded, so we had to walk through water. I tripped and got muddy. It was hard to get up, but when I did I realized I was a but ahead of everyone. There was a computer on the other side. I downloaded a Zelda game, after which the computer prompted me with with a message along the lines of "This computer loves you," only written with really bad grammar.

The dream skips.

I was in a town. I got on a small bus with about 5 rows of seats. A guy tried to get on but the bus driver wouldn't let him. He was getting mad at the bus driver, while talking in a cheesy actor voice. I had a feeling that I was on some kind of prank show. The man finally sat down and the bus ride began. He explained to the others on the bus that the ride was "scary at first but then it gets calm." I didn't know what he meant by that, but I was starting to panic. The rules were that we all had to sit in our own seat, but I went to the back of the bus and sat with two girls.

As the bus began to move, it got dark. We must have gone inside a building or something. I saw a guy outside the window. I thought he was going to jump out at us, but he didn't. Soon the bus became invisible, and turnips began flying at us. One of the girls says "I'm not good with diseases," so I figure these turnips were poisoned or something. As we moved through the house, I realize I got separated from the group. I was floating in my chair still, which was still invisible.

The next room I went into was like a room in a real house. It had green wallpaper. There was a woman inside the room. She told me "if you want more responsibility, pick up the phone," however, the phone wasn't ringing. I tride leaving the room through the door on the opposite side of the room, but it was difficult because I was floating in all different directions. I finally made it through only to find I was back in the same room.

I was outside on the deck at my dads house. My aunt and cousins were there too. Two of my brothers were in the pool. One of then was making fun of the youngest (no surprise). I went inside and into my room. I needed to present a project to the class that day, and therefore needed to dress up as something. For some reason I had to dress up as a male version of Hatsune Miku (probably because I was listening to vocaloid before bed). I didn't have a costume, so I tried making it. I had a green shirt and pants, but I needed gray and black also. I went back outside and asked my mom (who wasn't there before) if we had any felt. She said we did, and pointed to a basket on the table. I grabbed some and went inside again.

But at that moment I realized something was wrong. I did a nosplug RC and sure enough, I became lucid. I was really excited that my nearly month-long dry spell was over. But seconds later I was back in my bed. I did another RC, and I was still dreaming. I tried to sit up, but I couldn't. My head felt very heavy. I tried slowly lifting myself up, but it wasn't working out too well. I remembered another dream where I had this exact same problem, and decided to take it easy. I did another RC to make sure I knew I was dreaming, and lifted myself up. When I was fully upright, my vision became distorted, like when you cross your eyes. I did another RC... but now I wasn't dreaming.

In fact, I was awake. It all happened so fast. I must have woken up while I was trying to get up and didn't realize it.

I was on vacation somewhere, and it was our last day there. We net to the pool, which had 2 water slides. We were swimming in the pool at the bottom of the slide, occasionally climbing up and sliding down. The lifeguard was mad at us, but we left after that anyway. We went out to a park area. I saw a strange looking plant with needle like things. I put my shoe on top of it for some reason, but the needles went right through, poking into my foot. It hurt a lot, so I took off my shoe and tried to pull them out. There were only two, but it was bleeding a bit.
After that I found my brothers and we went to an area where there were two or three pools side by side. Above each one was a beach ball on a chain. When you pulled one, others would go up.

I was in best buy helping my brother find a phone charger. There were shelves full of them, so it was taking us a while. On the side of the boxes was a picture of the tip, so we were able to compare his old one to the box to see if it fit his phone.

My family and i were in a house that had moving rooms. Every so often the rooms would shift around.
At first it was fun, but then everyone got split up and no one could find each other. We all wound up meeting in the same room, but Nick was still missing.

We called to him, but his voice changed location every time. My stepdad went to look for bin. He climbed up this tube to the top floor, but he wound up coming out of a hole in the ground in the room next to us, on the same floor. I started to panic a little. I asked if anyone had a phone with a working Internet connection. No one did. We were eating snacks like chips on the floor for some reason.

I got a job in a restaurant where all the tables are outside. It was my first time being a waiter, and no one gave me any kind of training. Luckily, the first table I had to take orders from was my grandma's. She brought John and some of her friends. When I got to the table I pulled out a pen and a notepad. I asked each of them what they wanted, but the only ones I can remember were a salad and for some reason cereal. John said "I'll do Brooklyn a favor and have the special cereal," whatever that means. But as I was writing the orders down, my pen kept snapping at the tip, making it increasingly harder to write. I managed to get everything written down and went back inside.

There was a kitchen are that looked like a home's kitchen, with an island in the middle. There were no chefs, so I wondered if I had to cook everything myself. A man who worked there came up behind me and told me I needed to put the order into a machine and it cooked for you. I slipped the paper in next to a rubber chicken and the machine turned on. I could see through the glass that the machine was working, however it was taking a very long time. 3 hours passed and I rushed out of the kitchen with the food. I placed the plates down and apologized for the wait. It was even dark out now, while it was bright daylight before. I expected everyone to be mad, but they seemed like they weren't. It was almost as if I was on time.

I was in a mall looking for fye. I came to a store with a large arcade game, which was a lego racing game of some sort. A kid came up to the machine and challenged me to a game. I beat him by a mile. After I won, the store turned into a classroom. I was going to be late for my next class, as noted by the teacher. I ran out of the room but then forgot about my next class altogether because the rest of the mall was still the mall, and not a school.

*I eventually came to a huge fort at the back of the mall. There were two large wooden staircases. I decided I'd try walking up one, to see if the store was up there. As I started to climb, I noticed that there were a lot of people going the same way. I went all the way up and ended back where I started on the ground. There was a lady at the bottom. I asked her why I wound up back down here. She told me that I had to make a left after I got to the top.

Wrote this down on Friday but didn't upload it until now:

I was talking to Adam in school about minecraft. I told him I had a one month subscription (I really don't) and that I rarely use it. He said he wished he had the game (he does, though). Someone who was with us suggested I lend him my minecraft account. I agreed, but he couldn't keep it, just borrow it.*

My family mobed to Florida and we had a really big house. The second floor had a balcony. I was walking around the house, just exploring all of the rooms. Upstairs I came to a hallway. On the right was a room with bright red wallpaper and a cherry wood table. I kept going and at the end of the hallway I entered a wide, open room. It was really bright, despite the fact that there weren't that many windows. You had to walk through this room to get to the other rooms. One of them was going to be my mom's room. I can't remember what any of the others were for. I walked back into the hallway and passed the room with the wooden table. Something about that room gave me a bad vibe, like I shouldn't go in there. I ignored it and went back downstairs.

My brother was on the couch and my mom was standing by the kitchen. I told her I really liked the house, but it was a little hot since we were in Florida. She told me I'd het used to it. After that I felt my nose becoming clogged and it was hard to breathe. This often happens to me in real life. I woke up and my nose was clogged also.

I really need to start writing down my dreams when I wake up. In fact, I'm writing it right before I go to bed hours later. Most of it is gone by now, but here's what I remember:

I was in the kitchen and my brother was at the table. He was eating a taco, which is wierd because he doesn't eat meat. I said "Mike, I thought you didn't eat meat."

He responded by saying that the lettuce makes it taste better. He doesn't like vegetables, either. (My brother is pretty weird). I kind of gave it a rest and moved on into the living room.

There were other dreams, I just can't remember them now.

I was in my room and it was really dark. I don't remember how but I became lucid after doing a noseplug RC. I remembered saying yesterday how weird it was that in a whole year of lucid dreaming, I had never engaged in a dream fight. I decided I'd let my enemy approach me. In the glare on the TV I saw a man in a mask with a huge golden axe behind me. Normally I'd be scared, but of course, this is a dream. I tried to get an attack on him, but he was too quick. Every time I'd move in he would circle around to my back.*

I can't remember what happens after that, but I do remember flying a few times.

The dream skips and I'm at a gas station with my brother eating ices. We talk about dreaming but by this point I've lost lucidity. I think the new dreamviews update inspired me to have a lucid

I had the coolest non-lucid ever last night. Unfortunately it took such a long time to come back to me that by the time I remembered I wasn't near anything I could write it down on. Anyway, here's what I can remember, 10 hours later.

I was in a dark room with some other "students," all sitting at different tables. I was in a corner near a window, which was too dark to see out of. On the table there were a few cards with different pictures on them. I experimented with a card that had a picture of a snowflake and some tomato looking fruit on the table. The card floated above my hands and I focused really hard on it. The fruit began to freeze and the snowflake lifted off the card into the air. It began to undo itself so I concentrated really hard. It froze solid and dropped to the table.

I was amazed, so I decided to try the fire card. The same thing happened, but instead there were orange orbs lifting out of the card. The fruit lit on fire, but both instances were on a small scale, so the fire went out as the fruit dropped to the table.

Next thing I knew I was in the car with my parents. I showed them what I learned, and neither seemed to be amazed with it, even though I was. I called it alchemy, although it was more like regular magic than alchemy.

I was in a town that kind of resembled hollywood, only the hill didn't have the Hollywood sign. All of the buildings were a tan color and had pillars of some sort, but were still modern looking homes. It was very bright, which surprises me now that I think of it because I usually don't notice the light levels of my dreams. Anyway, I did a nose plug reality check and became lucid. The first thing I did was jump up into the air and hover. It wasn't working out so well, I could stay in the air, but it was hard to stay up. I moved my arms like wings and that seemed to do the trick. I soared forward and got very close to the pavement. I rotated my body around so that I was flying on my back.

Soon I came to a department store. There was a young guy, about 17 or so, wearing a black shirt. I began to lose lucidity here. He grabbed some jewelry from a table and stuffed it into his pocket. I walked in as he was walking out, and grabbed his arm. Some of his friends came over from outside the store. They were a group of two boys and one girl. They tried to tell him to quit stealing stuff. I said "your friends care more about you being arrested than any money you are going to male from selling that."

After that I walked down the street and came to a few buildings with arches in front of them. I realized I went along with the dream's plot and lost lucidity. Doing a thorough nose plug RC solved that problem.

I looked down to see that I had rolled blades on. I skated forward a little and suddenly remembered the task of the month. I skated towards an in-ground pool that I saw earlier (it must have been a public pool because it was right in the middle of an area of grass to the left of a street.) I wondered if skating across the water would count for the task. I didn't want to waste time taking the roller blades off. Well, either way, I charged towards the pool and tried to run on top of the water, not even getting a step on it. I crashed to the bottom of the pool, still wearing my skates. I lost lucidity here and thought I would drown if I didn't get the skates off in time. The dream ended as I was trying to get them off.