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i was in my front room looking at the dogs sleeping on the couch then I notice they're breathing gets faster and I think they must be entering our REM then everything turns black and white and it looks like the couch is melting inward I wake up

I was having “relations” with a woman with brown hair on a blue couch on brown carpet with white walls with a painting of some landscape but idk what there was a china cabinet to the right of the painting it was brown with glass doors I don’t remember much of what I did

I was watching Jona hill on a computer (not mine) he had a smoking bong in front of him and the bowl in his hand the bowl was red and said SNX in black he was talking about button icons he said some of the icons are just gay then the dream shifts to a white bathroom sink with a stand in the middle Jona says I mean if your going to have a peins holder don’t blur it out leave it be otherwise you cant tell what it is then I wake up.

this one is a little scrabbled but I’ll try ok I’m outside on a street with a friend reeas Jones and his best friend that was a werewolf talking to a guy that wants us to go into a haunted mansion idk why. we walk up the street to the house and go in the floor and walls where white there was a big glass chandelier in the middle of the celling and two big curved stair cases leading up to the second floor then were in a room with tan carpet and a TV we were going to watch something but then a very loud howl from down stairs it’s the werewolf guy reeas starts to cry I start to feel scared I say something like it’s ok I ask him something then the howl is getting softer and softer until its gone and hes dead.

I was roaming the English country side with a friend we went to a blacksmith I got an axe with saw like teeth and a sword with gold lines in the middle he got a bow and a sword then I woke up.

I was the hulk and I was fighting a bigger dark green hulk in an old subway I punched him and he knocked me back the I charged up energy in my left hand and hit him there was an explosion then I woke up.

I was in my room and it just burst in to flames when the fire died I stomped on my x-box and then I cried because I broke that too then I woke up

I was outside my house with my dad and another man. I was under the carport I saw a black cobra it shot its tongue out and it hit me in the foot it started to come after me my breathing got heaver and I jumped over the snake and the other man jumped on it and killed it he said I think it got me then I woke up.