Username's phantasmagoric dream journal of psychedelic delirium

I was either driving or being drove through a sketchy part of a town. I was going pretty fast and all of the sudden the headlights cut out. I didn't think much of it, but then we slammed into a car. It was in the driveway of another house. Both my legs were broken, my left one was broken worse. I was crawling around trying to understand what was happening, and the entire time my ordeal was being narrated by myself in the future.