W1zard

I'm in a run-down apartment building. I'm walking past the rooms and checking them with caution. When i get to the end of the hallway, I look into the last room and notice it is positively disgusting. Suddenly, i'm in a helicopter with some Russian men. They are talking it up, and it appears they are friends. They talk to me and it seems i'm friends with them too. They all have guns, but i do not know if i do as well. All of a sudden, I'm on a street with no lights. I see a building up ahead that is brightly lit. I start to sprint towards it (I was being chased i think?) when i get to it, i go up some outside stairs. I look over the hand-rail to see a donkey LITERALLY raping a German Shepherd.
I woke up after this. Pretty messed up :O

I woke up early this morning without recalling my previous dreams. It was early enough for me to just sleep in and hope for more dreams anyway. When i dozed off, I appeared in this all-terrain battlefield. There were explosions and gunfire all around. I looked around but saw no clear teams, just a free-for-all. I'm not sure why, but I rushed to the other end of the battleground in a semi-circle pattern. (I had to leap over waist-high platforms and duck behind cover when it got too heavy) I heard a female voice, but i forgot what she said. I looked up in the air and spotted a helicopter. (maybe she was screaming about the helicopter?)

When I woke up, it was a few hours after i dozed off. I was incredibly satisfied because i hadn't had any dreams in 2 or 3 days