non-lucid

Haven't posted in a while... Here goes

My two brothers, their girlfriends, and my two friends Paul and Kyle all arrived at someone's appartment along with me. I didn't know whose appartment it was. We walked in and everyone was really friendly and making jokes, so i guess they were close friends. For some reason, I was really tired, so I lay down on the couch when everyone left. When i woke up, the sun was shining into the room, so i guessed it was morning. I saw my two friends hanging out and laught at one of the rooms. I walked over to see one of my brothers eating out his girlfriend :O I woke up after bursting out laughing on the floor

I'm in a mall, but there are no stores in sight. I am with someone close (my dad maybe?) I'm carrying a huge package of Mike's Hard Lemonade. We walk out into a plaza type thing encased by the mall. I walk up some bleachers but someone pushed me over and i lose some of the booze! This kind of ticks me off. When i look up, the culprit is some sort of pig-man cross (like something from Duke-Nukem?) All of a sudden, i'm in a First person scenario (I even had a crosshair for where i was looking! ) So i leap back and take shelter in this half-house that is mostly destroyed. A pig-man confronts me, but i get a BOOM HEADSHOT!!
Mostly satisfying My dreams are the best

3 nights ago:
I appear to be in some sort of disaster-struck city. buildings are blown over and there is water everywhere. (I think i'm in Japan, hence the water) I hear a noise and look to the sky. There is a plane flying by, but it is dropping little green pellets. These pellets harm people somehow.

2 nights ago:
I'm in a large elevator. In one of the corners is a cute anime helmet type deal. (it's padded and has goggles... I think it had a design as well) I picked up the helmet thinking "dude this is so cool!" Woke up after that :/

No dream last night...

I'm in a run-down apartment building. I'm walking past the rooms and checking them with caution. When i get to the end of the hallway, I look into the last room and notice it is positively disgusting. Suddenly, i'm in a helicopter with some Russian men. They are talking it up, and it appears they are friends. They talk to me and it seems i'm friends with them too. They all have guns, but i do not know if i do as well. All of a sudden, I'm on a street with no lights. I see a building up ahead that is brightly lit. I start to sprint towards it (I was being chased i think?) when i get to it, i go up some outside stairs. I look over the hand-rail to see a donkey LITERALLY raping a German Shepherd.
I woke up after this. Pretty messed up :O

I had a some dreams before the one i recalled, but they weren't nearly as interesting
I was watching a movie with a girl I had a HUGE-ASS crush on when I was about 14. (I was a bit more serious than she was, relationship didn't happen, Although i still find her amazingly attractive 3 years later ) I wasn't paying attention to the movie, but her body instead. Her hair was the way I like it and it smelled nice. There was a perfect view of her cleavage As if she read my mind, she glaned at me and put her head on my shoulder. I thought "Great! now to kick it up a notch!" I was planning on feeling her up, but as i thought it, she grabbed me hand and placed it on one of her boobs! Ecstasy washed over me but i woke soon after.
Taking vitamins before bed is probably the best thing for me to have good dreams

I did many things before this fragment, I just can't seem to remember them I vividly remember jumping really high. I believe I also had wings! As i jumped up, i tried to use my wings, but they failed me and i fell to the ground (waking up before i made contact with earth) I think a villainous female was plotting to destroy me.

The jumping part was fun