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I'm in a mall, but there are no stores in sight. I am with someone close (my dad maybe?) I'm carrying a huge package of Mike's Hard Lemonade. We walk out into a plaza type thing encased by the mall. I walk up some bleachers but someone pushed me over and i lose some of the booze! This kind of ticks me off. When i look up, the culprit is some sort of pig-man cross (like something from Duke-Nukem?) All of a sudden, i'm in a First person scenario (I even had a crosshair for where i was looking! ) So i leap back and take shelter in this half-house that is mostly destroyed. A pig-man confronts me, but i get a BOOM HEADSHOT!!
Mostly satisfying My dreams are the best