Yungen

I was in my school and my music teacher gave me a strange sort of Kinder Egg, only as a bar with a hazelnut goo inside. We all took one and went off. I saw another boy from my year and followed his group down into the hall, but I fell and woke up.

I had a few other dreams too but I forgot them.

I am in a small field with a large blue building at the edge. There are 2 people at the side on deck chairs. A sexy cat woman (Yes, I really thought this in my dream) and a largish man. They spot me and run for me, and I am scared, but I have a huge chain wrapped around my hand. I flick it and just catch them across the face. I then realise that one of my best friends is caught up by them. I whip at the man and the woman, without trying to hit my friend. My chain skills are getting better. Every so often, they throw it back at me, but it only stings me. I eventually manage to get the chain wrapped around them, so they can't move.
End.

I was next to a boxing ring, caught up in the wires at the side, and I decided to remind myself of the levels of lucidity.
I chanted to myself,
"1- Subconscious awareness of dream." I flipped my position to sleep, "2..." It continued like this with me leaning either way with each repetition until I got to 10,
"10- The dreamer is fully conscious of their dream state and can alter her vision, causing sight abnormalities."
I saw a flashing, shiny arrow and a square to the left hand of my vision, but thought nothing of it.
After that, I leaned to the right side in the ropes and said to myself, "I KNOW that if I go to sleep IN THIS POSITION, I will become lucid."

I woke up and cursed myself...again
2nd time I've missed something so obvious.

1) (fragment) I was somewhere when I heard a woman say, "At least I can say 'Ich liebe dich'! Haha!"
What's odd is that I don't know any German, but I understood her.

2) (another fragment) I am practicing my 'ser, estar and tener' Spanish homework.
Someone says "What is 'I am'?"
I reply "Soy, Estoy and tengo"
"What is 'You are'?"
"Eres and..." I faulter. The dream ends


How sad 0_o...

3) (yet another fragment lol ) Looking after an old woman, her pelvis being scanned, going into class and getting an approving nod. Drinking gold glitter.

1) I am in my Spanish teacher's class and I have been asked to draw on a map at the front of the room. I draw a circle to show the inner-city roads and a line moving upwards to Leeds. She praises me and I do it several more times on different maps. The class finishes and I walk down to the car-park and find my brother. I gloat at him and say "Haha! I drew on your map!"
He gets really annoyed and storms off to find out whether or not it was true.

I woke up here, but I was disappointed that I hadn't remembered more dreams so I went back to sleep, possibly chaining 5 dreams in 2 1/2 hours. I forgot 3, but remembered these:

2) I am in the school-hall listening to a speech of some sort. Then we are invited to come and look at the light and sound systems used. We gather round and look at the spotlights and speakers. Then when I am on the east stage (that's new ), C spots a spider and screams to me, "LOOK OUT, V! THERE'S A MASSIVE SPIDER!"
I run to the other end of the room, on the south stage but see that it is only the size of a bog-standard tarantula.
"C, it's tiny."
"No! Not that one! Look lower!"
I lower my gaze and see two HUGE spiders, legs hairy as a gorilla and with a diameter of at least 75 centimeters.
"Oh my God."
It starts to move towards us, and we scramble further on, but one of the older teachers approaches with a straw. She coaxes the spider to crawl onto it a little, and she flips it over, revealing a purple underbelly. Another, younger female teacher rushes up and stabs it square in the thorax with her stiletto heel. I ask for directions to my house, and the older teacher says "Well, about half-way to Blackpool..." But I'm off out of the door before she can say anything else. I meet my brother under the canopy of trees on the way out of school. He stops and looks at something. I follow his line of sight and see the 2 spiders looking at us. We stare back. I feel no fear, but respect, and I know they have it for us too. We nod (?) and leave.

3)I am at a door with professor Layton . We can't open the door so we look at the instructions (always a good idea lol) we do something with spaghetti and open the door. We go into a room (well, not really a room. More of a park) Layton goes to a corner and sinks down to his knees. I read his thoughts and find out that he is committing suicide. I notice that he is wearing rags. It is very cold and starting to snow. I try to haul him up, but he won't budge. A fat policeman walks by and says, "It's a bit cold for it, isn't it?" But he doesn't help. Several hours later he walks back and says "Now this is getting just silly. Get up." But still, he walks on.

I woke up at 2:20 this morning and my stomach was hurting, but I didn't write down my dream. Luckily, I forced myself to go back to sleep at 8:00 so I had a short dream;

I was standing in front of my art classroom door and we had our books back. I looked in mine and it said:

Detention; my room (56) Wednesday lunchtime.

Probably because the work was really rubbish lol

This was in one of the shorter REM periods, so it wasn't very long.

I was standing in front of my school with one of my best friends when I realised that I was dreaming.
"Oh...My...God," I say to him, "IT'S A DREAM!!!!!!!!"
He disappears and I think 'Ok, I've got to keep this lucidity, I can't loose it. Do something special!'
I decide to fly, but not upwards, as I heard that I gets people out of lucidity, so I just fly about 4 feet off the ground but crash back down, my hands grazing on the pavement, I struggle to contain my excitement. I bump in and out of the air until the end of the driveway, where I fly to 20 feet in the air. The dream ends, or I forgot the rest.

I could have set the school on fire
But still, it was one of the longest times I've been lucid

1) I remember being near a nature pool. I get into somebody's car that I know, and we start to drive off. Bits slide off me and upon closer examination, I find that they are leeches! I say to my friend, "I should take baths more often." and I smile.
I say, "What's you're second name, Niamh? (random DC)"
"Lindemann."
"But, there's only one Lindemann I know of!" I shout in excitement.
I look at the driver. I know it is Till Lindemann (lead singer for Rammstein, if you didn't know ) but I don't think he really looks like that, I half-realise that I am dreaming, but loose it. I want to ask for his autograph or something, but I can't. He drops me off at a street corner. I say 'Thank you' and he drives off.

2) I am standing at a swimming-pool edge and I see my best (male) friends. I realise that I am half-naked and try to cover myself with a towel, but 2 of them don't notice. The one that I am closest to though, looks at me solemnly and then walks off with the others.

(I only remember fragments)

In a supermarket with a boy with curly red hair.
Putting up posters of him.
Him being very happy.
Something happened to him, he died or left or something.

1) I am in an assembly held by my deputy-headteacher. He says "Now, I'm not trying to spoil your day, but I have to tell you about how many people had unprotected *** or stabbed each other last year," he points out, "But it has got to stop. I'm sure this year will be much better." we all leave to go to our tutor groups.
When we get there, my form tutor says to me, "Unfortunately ********, you have a very bad case of stabbing (I was stabbed in reality with a pen) With a person like your old best friend (there she is AGAIN!). People with that condition cannot be stopped. You cannot do anything to restrain them. You can only watch the sharp and heavy object sail towards your face..." I see a club coming to bash me.

2) I am watching a cinema-type screen. It says the names of various countries and their flags come rolling across. I notice that they all look like Sweden's flag. I think that this is strange and miss an obvious lucid chance. The film ends. I and the person who is standing next to me (my English teacher?) are led to a room where there are horses. I have a beautiful white one called snow. We tack up and are led to a stadium (a shop) where there are lots of jumps. Each jump has a flag next to them. I jump Japan and Denmark but Snow then sees cows and sheep being led around and bolts at a fast gallop. I am barely able to stay on, but when I see she is headed for the meat stall, I jump off; keeping hold of the reins and whip her back mid-jump. The man who runs the stall shakes his fist angrily at me. I try again, with exactly the same scenario again.

This is why I should write down my dreams soon as I wake up

1) I am at my house coming down the stairs. I am nearly at the bottom when I see this huge wolf spider clinging to the wall. I yell really loud and try to get past it. It jumps out at me but misses. I run into the kitchen where there is another huge spider. It runs under the fridge and I shriek "How disgusting!" My mum tries to squash it with a fleeting blow of the saucepan. The other one she catches with a normal pan.

2) Something about helping someone.

3) (I have my options coming up) I am at options evening and the different subjects are in different rooms I go to DT (I am planning to take food) but I am up to my waist in water. There are three others there. The waves are getting bigger. My sister is by my side. I grab her and try to get to the rock sides. The waves keep grabbing us and taking us backwards. They get to a point where they are twice as high as me. When the biggest wave comes, I nod to my sister and we go swiftly under and back out the side. I grab hold of the cement side and the dream finishes there.

1a) I am with somebody called 'turtle man' who is trying to make a pair of wings. All he has so far are two wing-shaped bits of paper. He asks us to help him make the wings better. I go to the bin where I know there will be useful stuff for making them. I find several huge bat wigs and bring them back to turtle man and place them on the paper one-by-one. I then remember that I had some pistachio nuts not long ago and twisted up the shells so they all broke apart to make little oblong domes. I went back to the bin and found a handful of them and stuck them on the wings.
1b) We go to a cage-type place where the turtle man is in one of the two parts- the larger one. There is a waterfall flowing behind him and a wasp flies into the smaller part of the cage. We all shout "FLUSH!" and the wasp is caught and dragged down with the water flow.
1c) We go to my back garden and look at the mushrooms growing there. A little girl is waiting for us there.
1d) Somebody is quite badly hurt and their parents are suing the turtle man, even though that person wasn't part of our group. The turtle man picks up his bags. We shout that he can't go, we all had so much fun, he was hilarious and clever and a great leader, but he just gives us all a sad look and walks off into the sunset.

2) I am in a forest with a little Mayan temple waiting at the bottom for us. I look at it in awe for a while and walk into the gift shop. My mum approaches me and tells me we have to go because my little sister was sick. "Again?" I ask and we walk off to the car.

3) I am at a version of The Deep, but it is a giant red house.It has tanks of fishes all over the walls and I see a few sharks swimming around. There is a tour guide mumbling to my parents. He says that there are three tubes of paste on the tank (I can see them) The top feeds all the fish, the second feeds a school and the third feeds only one fish. I pick up the tube to feed all the fish;
"So this feeds them all then?"
"Yes."
"Do you only need a little, or a lot? It's only a small tube."
"Just a little."
"Cool! Can I feed them?"
"NO!" She rushes over and takes it from my hands.
"No need to be so nasty."

4) I am at a fair. There are several TV crews. I have a go at getting a coconut off a pole. I fail miserably. I walk off for a bit (this flickers between third and first person, so I'm gonna leave it in first). Later I come back and something really random happens, so I'm accidentally stood in front of several TV cameras.
"Excuse me, can you please get out of the way?" They say.
"Sure." I stagger over the camera cables, lunging towards a stall. I see another that says "Teenagers happy" and has a chocolate cake in the window.

5) (fragment) A map and little glowing spots of light.

6) (fragment) Football cake with wings

I am Valkyrie from the Skulduggery Pleasant series. I am holding onto Fletcher Renn. That's all I remember.

Dream recall terrible.

I am due for school very soon. I suddenly realise that I have not done any of my homework so I dash over to my best friend's house (keeps recurring) to do it. Her house looks a little different from normal. Maybe because there are no inhabitants. They have gone on holiday. Anyway, her room looks very large, and with a rocky textured floor, but pure white. I frantically do my homework until I have finished it. I realise that I have precisely 10 minutes to get to school (I live a good 25 minutes walk away) and I ask my parents if they can drive me there. However, when I actually set off at a run, I forget. I approach my friends and ask "Am I late?" they say "No."
I walk into Spanish and see that my normal Spanish teacher is not there, but my DT teacher is substituting (if I had become lucid then, I could have completed an objective )
He asks me where my homework is. I give it to him.