OMG Let's rap battle!

[Tengu]

Hahaha, that was pretty good man. I've got to admit that's a bad way to meet somebody.

[AmazeO XD]

Heh, sorry again for the delay. I had to go back and check, but since you started it, this will make the last post. I get the last word. Yeah, yeah, your raps are alright You've got the means to put up a fight. But I'm like the Robert Plant of rap; I'm 100% sheer awesome, I don't take no crap. If Stephen Tyler spat raps instead of rocked, He'd fear my rhymes like a gun that was cocked. You're just another wannabe rapper like 50 Cent, My rhymes'll break all your bones, put your ass in a splint. My words are like acid to the unprepared, They'll melt your face off, till your skull is bared. You think "Yo Momma" jokes mess with my head? Wait'll you see the inside of your flesh, wet and red. My verses shatter your thoughts, destroy your vision, As they echo and rumble with infinite derision. Now clear off, get out of my sight with your shaky stance, And clean up that mess, you just shat in your pants. Good game, AmazeO. You were a worthy opponent. I especially liked that last rap you did. It wasn't targeted at anybody in particular, was it? Still, great stuff. Yeah it was fun! Nope, that last rap was just a rant. I think Ima do another one.

[AmazeO XD]

Well here I am again, and it looks like things have gotten far, What with battles left and right, but still no world war, All I see is pussies who are afraid to dig deep, overrusin' their commas and makin' fun of rhyme schemes, Ya'll lookin' around now trying to guess my ways, Who I'm referencin', ready to set ablaze, I'm callin' out you Amaze, so start counting your days. From all your verses, I can tell grammar ain't your thing, Neither is your rhyming, your timing, and 'stings', 'Cause your insults are random and impossible to string, So step outta my court and hail your king. I don't no need page long reply, 16 bars is fine, But still your post won't matter cause I'll slaughter you like swine. Round One to COMMENCE! If long posts aren't your thing, I don't give a fuck, 16 bars are fine, you're gonna need a niptuck. After I fuck with your face, Your body will feel its quivers, you'll need so much surgery, YOU'LL BE LIKE JOAN RIVERS. Your first four lines didn't rhyme, were you dropped on your head?! After this rap battle, You will be pronounced dead. You're rhymes are amaetur, worse than "Ol McDonall" Which I would expect from a dyke, BIGGER THAN ROSIE O'DONNELL! Ohhhh SNAP

[AmazeO XD]

sorry i haven't rapped in a while. i'll give amzeo a second round shortly RAMNA DUDE, Why aren't you rapping? Did someone knock you out? Are you too busy napping? Or maybe you died, MAYBE FOR REAL. HURRY UP EVERYONE, ITS ANOTHER MAN OF STEEL! Haha, I'm just kidding everybody, Don't mean to be a degrader, but Ramna is fun, because he types like a fourth grader.

[Universal Mind]

I request a time out from challenges to me while I help judge the 400 million raps that have already been posted. Thanks.

[Man of Steel]

I request a time out from challenges to me while I help judge the 400 million raps that have already been posted. Thanks. What he said. I've got a lot of reading to do.

[AmazeO XD]

LULLLZZZZ Im surprised your turnine em down fellas, So you can do your homework then nap, it only takes me a minute, to write a rap. Now what I'm wondering, Is if people spend time, thinking out their battles, and every single rhyme.

[AmazeO XD]

I believe if we do a tournament, it should be in DV Chat. not on the boards.

[Xaqaria]

I'd step into the game, but I don't even play the same league as all y'all, fallin all over yourselves when I'm stealin the ball right from under your noses. If I went all in you'd be pushing up roses. You don't even want to know what the feel of my blows is like. I roll on fat rims while you steal some kids trike. I spit fat rhymes while you choke on some tripe. I contemplate life, you go broke for the hype. its all fun and games till you lose the fight, right?

[Tengu]

Jeffy lucky Triple seven, nice to meet you Smooth Criminal... Crawling your way out of shit filled swamps smelling quite anal, realize that what you speak may be fatal to your mental... What the Hell is a Smooth Criminal? Child rapist, yet sentimental? You seem pretty comfortable with the act of quick judging, Oh, I get it, your ex-boyfriend prefered pagan pussy licking. I am no pagan, but of old age reigning over you like King. If it is Respect training that you seek, feel the beginning... The once thought dead Dodo is back, and doing it slow mo, Ripping your flesh open, cracked with blood flowing like a Bordeaux. I shall then drink it, for a fact, and eat your heart as a snack, to choke it back, 'cuz you taste whack, eating your grease will make me fat. Now that I've killed you with ease, I can unleash the killer bees, for as killing is my expertise, and rid the world of your disease. Jeffy, open your mind and your rhyme could be hefty, Metaphorically, this is how the light gets heavy.

[AmazeO XD]

I'd step into the game, but I don't even play the same league as all y'all, fallin all over yourselves when I'm stealin the ball right from under your noses. If I went all in you'd be pushing up roses. You don't even want to know what the feel of my blows is like. I roll on fat rims while you steal some kids trike. I spit fat rhymes while you choke on some tripe. I contemplate life, you go broke for the hype. its all fun and games till you lose the fight, right? Is that a challenge I smellllll?! Alright X, I'ma kick you off the shelf, Because you're a ego-bitch, whose full of himself. You talk about how ballin you are, and your rhyming skill powers, but then you go and rhyme, about mother fucking FLOWERS? Don't play yourself fool, you're in over your head, you better run away, before you get found DEAD. So this is a challenge, that I extend to you, Let's fucking rap battle, See what you can do. My rhymes will cut you, They will put you in a daze, I think we already know, the winner will be Amaze. Lets see what you can dooooo

[Xaqaria]

Is that a challenge I smellllll?! Alright X, I'ma kick you off the shelf, Because you're a ego-bitch, whose full of himself. You talk about how ballin you are, and your rhyming skill powers, but then you go and rhyme, about mother fucking FLOWERS? Don't play yourself fool, you're in over your head, you better run away, before you get found DEAD. So this is a challenge, that I extend to you, Let's fucking rap battle, See what you can do. My rhymes will cut you, They will put you in a daze, I think we already know, the winner will be Amaze. Lets see what you can dooooo Look at this, some elfin child thinks that he can match my style. Tryin his hand to step up to this shit. Poor gay elf doesn't know when to quit. Are you sure you want to try your hand? Hold up your little shield and make your last stand? I hope you know, I bring the pain in this house. This ain't no gay ass little fantasy joust. This comes down to death or glory, son. If your steppin to me, you best bring your shotgun. Like Ganon I'll throw your whole world into darkness I'm the dogs of hell and three heads can bark best. My lyrics can cause a whole country's unrest, You think you can stop me in that little green vest?

[AmazeO XD]

Wow X, way to go, your rhymes are unfunny, if I'm a gay elf, you're the fucking easter bunny. You trying to dazzle me, you're givin me all this sass, Don't you remember ganon? My little elf shit kicked your ASS. Not just once, No, SIXTEEN TIMES. Just like you ganon, I MURDER YOUR RHYMES. So get ready for your annihilation, READ MY FUCKING FONT, NO ONES EVER HEARD OF A FREESTYLER, COMING FROM VERMONT.

[suttsman]

Look at this, some elfin child thinks that he can match my style. Tryin his hand to step up to this shit. Poor gay elf doesn't know when to quit. Are you sure you want to try your hand? Hold up your little shield and make your last stand? I hope you know, I bring the pain in this house. This ain't no gay ass little fantasy joust. This comes down to death or glory, son. If your steppin to me, you best bring your shotgun. Like Ganon I'll throw your whole world into darkness I'm the dogs of hell and three heads can bark best. My lyrics can cause a whole country's unrest, You think you can stop me in that little green vest? Nice one man! You got talent! I look forward to battling you, but not now, because it's finals week.

[Xaqaria]

Wow X, way to go, your rhymes are unfunny, if I'm a gay elf, you're the fucking easter bunny. You trying to dazzle me, you're givin me all this sass, Don't you remember ganon? My little elf shit kicked your ASS. Not just once, No, SIXTEEN TIMES. Just like you ganon, I MURDER YOUR RHYMES. So get ready for your annihilation, READ MY FUCKING FONT, NO ONES EVER HEARD OF A FREESTYLER, COMING FROM VERMONT. My ass? Sorry kid, that was all a game. You'll soon learn that life ain't quite the same. I'll take you to school and teach you a lesson If you study real hard you'll know with whom you'r messin. You dare say these green hills aint got the skills? Even our senators can spit to pay the bills. We take on old Dick just for cheap thrills, forgive me if I'm not impressed by your little baby spills. Just like the renaissance, I can do it all. I'll be winning awards while you still learn to crawl. I'll be topping the boards and stealing the ball. Tell me, whats it like to feel so fucking small? Your rhymes are just corny and your rhythm is busted. Much like the corn, your ass just got dusted.

[AmazeO XD]

My ass? Sorry kid, that was all a game. You'll soon learn that life ain't quite the same. I'll take you to school and teach you a lesson If you study real hard you'll know with whom you'r messin. You dare say these green hills aint got the skills? Even our senators can spit to pay the bills. We take on old Dick just for cheap thrills, forgive me if I'm not impressed by your little baby spills. Just like the renaissance, I can do it all. I'll be winning awards while you still learn to crawl. I'll be topping the boards and stealing the ball. Tell me, whats it like to feel so fucking small? Your rhymes are just corny and your rhythm is busted. Much like the corn, your ass just got dusted. Jesus christ man, This rap is WAY from from a tie, What the FUCK are you rapping about? Are you FUCKING HIGH? If you were a train you're about to get derailed, You're mother is a slut and she just got nailed, when I kicked your ass about you're dumb ass flailed, You talk about life, which you have EPICLY FAILED. You say you'll top the boards, You say you are the bomb, but the only thing your climbing, is your mother fucking MOM. So give me a break, You rhmyes are all over the place like a stew, So what if Dick sucks cock, You do too. This kid is decent.

[Xaqaria]

Jesus christ man, This rap is WAY from from a tie, What the FUCK are you rapping about? Are you FUCKING HIGH? If you were a train you're about to get derailed, You're mother is a slut and she just got nailed, when I kicked your ass about you're dumb ass flailed, You talk about life, which you have EPICLY FAILED. You say you'll top the boards, You say you are the bomb, but the only thing your climbing, is your mother fucking MOM. So give me a break, You rhmyes are all over the place like a stew, So what if Dick sucks cock, You do too. This kid is decent. Your momma lines? Dick sucking jokes? What other kiddy shit are you trying to tote? Your mom's a biddy slit. There did I send you crying? I hope. Only younguns' like you are put on the ropes that easy Everyone else just laughs, that shit is too cheesy. I'm on my high horse, if thats what you mean. I can barely see you, so far down in the ravine of your fucked up rhyming scheme. Though if I shot my load down you'd still try and catch that cream. If I can find a road down, They'll all hear your girlish screams all the way in the next town. from the beating you'll redeem. Your corpse will disappear, never to be seen.

[Quiver]

Hey Suttsman, horribly busy for this entire week, and also your rap hurt my feelings lol. I must, therefore, concede defeat. I shall return one day...sometime next week, and I'll be gunning for you =p

[Jeff777]

Good job Tengu, much better than that last one Jeffy lucky Triple seven, nice to meet you Smooth Criminal... Crawling your way out of shit filled swamps smelling quite anal, realize that what you speak may be fatal to your mental... What the Hell is a Smooth Criminal? Child rapist, yet sentimental? You seem pretty comfortable with the act of quick judging, Oh, I get it, your ex-boyfriend prefered pagan pussy licking. I am no pagan, but of old age reigning over you like King. If it is Respect training that you seek, feel the beginning... The once thought dead Dodo is back, and doing it slow mo, Ripping your flesh open, cracked with blood flowing like a Bordeaux. I shall then drink it, for a fact, and eat your heart as a snack, to choke it back, 'cuz you taste whack, eating your grease will make me fat. Now that I've killed you with ease, I can unleash the killer bees, for as killing is my expertise, and rid the world of your disease. Jeffy, open your mind and your rhyme could be hefty, Metaphorically, this is how the light gets heavy. Now that we've gone through the greeting I think It's time to get to beating 7 'o clock today your ass and my foot will have a meeting My verbal skills are so sharp, reading THIS will leave you being... a paraplegic "turd bird" who'll soon have problems seeing I've been meaning to buy you lunch on that rhyme you last put down But instead I'll throw you breadcrumbs, since your kind eats off the ground Venom stems from my heart and circulates throughout my veins A drop of blood will make you cringe, and a taste will up your pain Say you'll drink my blood? I think that's a bit extreme But if it's poison you want, I'll make this rhyme the more obscene The tell tale heart is a good story, written by Edgar Allen Poe It gets a little gory, about a heart beating from below Tengu pay attention, I know you're mentally slow but I'm trying to educate you, I'm trying to let you know That the heart the guy was hearing, obviously belonged to you Remember when your mom and dad fused a bird and boy with glue? And named him tengu? I sliced open his chest and stitched you up like new It's true, then I saw the cops were searching for the guy to arrest So I broke in the home of some kid named Identity X I crept real slowly as to not disturb his "gay sex" As he was getting his head thrust against the headboard I walked into the next room and hid the heart under a floorboard He took the cock out of his ass and ran into the next room Paranoid he heard a noise going "Boom...booom...boom" I had to go, so crept out unseen and rather slow but someone saw the whole thing, a man named Edgar Allen Poe Edgar knew he had to go home, put his memory to paper and start A year later in the papers I read his story "Tell Tale Heart" But did you ever wonder? I was always sure you knew... That the story in which he wrote, was your biography tengu But what did I put in the place of your heart and run? Funny you should asked, I put in a ticking time bomb But not just any one, oh no this one is really great This bomb is remote controlled, I can make it detonate This here's round 2, should you decide to go round 3? I'll get "vultures" to eat your spread remains When you're done battling me.

[AmazeO XD]

Your momma lines? Dick sucking jokes? What other kiddy shit are you trying to tote? Your mom's a biddy slit. There did I send you crying? I hope. Only younguns' like you are put on the ropes that easy Everyone else just laughs, that shit is too cheesy. I'm on my high horse, if thats what you mean. I can barely see you, so far down in the ravine of your fucked up rhyming scheme. Though if I shot my load down you'd still try and catch that cream. If I can find a road down, They'll all hear your girlish screams all the way in the next town. from the beating you'll redeem. Your corpse will disappear, never to be seen. yay! Well that was fun, CB can post that battle. Round 3 was overz. I pwnazted you.

[Xaqaria]

yay! Well that was fun, CB can post that battle. Round 3 was overz. I pwnazted you. You challenged me, so I get the last word, right? Or are you saying that my last post is the end? I didn't really read the whole thread so I didn't see where you guys put up the specific rules of this whole thing; I just jumped in head first when I saw the first page.

[AmazeO XD]

You challenged me, so I get the last word, right? Or are you saying that my last post is the end? I didn't really read the whole thread so I didn't see where you guys put up the specific rules of this whole thing; I just jumped in head first when I saw the first page. Yeah that's it. Technically I should post a last word, but I'm too lazy. Heres my last word I guess.. Alright dude, that was pretty sweet. I don't fucking care, this last word is a treat. I like candy, and lemon and lime, I like rapping, I like to rhyme. See spot run, he runs all day, last fucking words, are last fucking gay. LOLZ

[Xox]

Actually, we don't have specified rules, sort of made them along the way. I'll go through the thread and officially post them later on for newb's. >.>

[CoLd BlooDed]

Round One to COMMENCE! If long posts aren't your thing, I don't give a fuck, 16 bars are fine, you're gonna need a niptuck. After I fuck with your face, Your body will feel its quivers, you'll need so much surgery, YOU'LL BE LIKE JOAN RIVERS. Your first four lines didn't rhyme, were you dropped on your head?! After this rap battle, You will be pronounced dead. You're rhymes are amaetur, worse than "Ol McDonall" Which I would expect from a dyke, BIGGER THAN ROSIE O'DONNELL! Are you fucking serious? Is this how you spit? It's time for you to learn the real meaning of wit, 'Cause anyone can up with lame shit like you, Yet you continue to go on as if you've no fuckin' clue, That your method and your matter is the same through and through, Where you pull out random shit right outta the blue, Jeff was mistaken... it was you huffin' glue. My rhymes are amateur? Is that what you said? While ya use "rivers," "quivers," "head," and "dead"? Please, your kindergarden rhymes should be put to bed. Movin' ahead, I have one compliment to construe, Because it's obvious ya must still be learning a thing or two, Before I bid ya adieu, I'll have to thank you. "What?" You must be thinking, but I'm being real fool, Thanking you for cutting out those rhymes so burly, You finally realized that you might as well quit early! And sure, fuck with my face, but you'll be my surgeon, So I can... wait, Rosie O'Donnell? Ah, the words of a virgin. *scratches record*

[Tengu]

Good job Tengu, much better than that last one Now that we've gone through the greeting I think It's time to get to beating 7 'o clock today your ass and my foot will have a meeting My verbal skills are so sharp, reading THIS will leave you being... a paraplegic "turd bird" who'll soon have problems seeing I've been meaning to buy you lunch on that rhyme you last put down But instead I'll throw you breadcrumbs, since your kind eats off the ground Venom stems from my heart and circulates throughout my veins A drop of blood will make you cringe, and a taste will up your pain Say you'll drink my blood? I think that's a bit extreme But if it's poison you want, I'll make this rhyme the more obscene The tell tale heart is a good story, written by Edgar Allen Poe It gets a little gory, about a heart beating from below Tengu pay attention, I know you're mentally slow but I'm trying to educate you, I'm trying to let you know That the heart the guy was hearing, obviously belonged to you Remember when your mom and dad fused a bird and boy with glue? And named him tengu? I sliced open his chest and stitched you up like new It's true, then I saw the cops were searching for the guy to arrest So I broke in the home of some kid named Identity X I crept real slowly as to not disturb his "gay sex" As he was getting his head thrust against the headboard I walked into the next room and hid the heart under a floorboard He took the cock out of his ass and ran into the next room Paranoid he heard a noise going "Boom...booom...boom" I had to go, so crept out unseen and rather slow but someone saw the whole thing, a man named Edgar Allen Poe Edgar knew he had to go home, put his memory to paper and start A year later in the papers I read his story "Tell Tale Heart" But did you ever wonder? I was always sure you knew... That the story in which he wrote, was your biography tengu But what did I put in the place of your heart and run? Funny you should asked, I put in a ticking time bomb But not just any one, oh no this one is really great This bomb is remote controlled, I can make it detonate This here's round 2, should you decide to go round 3? I'll get "vultures" to eat your spread remains When you're done battling me. That was great...but the freakiest part about it is this: 7 'o clock today your ass and my foot will have a meeting As I started reading your reply at 7:00 PM exactly.. Now, THAT, is fucking timing!