For some reason in this post i will have rapped,
perhaps my creativity skill have been tapped,
or maybe it's because it's been 24 hours since I've napped.
My mind is a bubbling I got massive concentration,
I'm fighting off temptation with my sickest intimidation.
Sitting here just on my PC,
rappin away like "who knows me?"
Nobody, cause thats not a lie,
If lose to anyone,
I just might die.
But that aint gonna happen,
Cause I"m a prophet that spits life,
and I'm a mother fucking murderer,
who takes what i give with a mother fucking knife.
Oops, I swORE,
Put it on the censOR,
just so corporate America,
can get a little tensOR.
Lets blame it on the games,
lets blame it on the movies,
"Our kids see way too much violence,
and way too many boobies!
Thats the reason why little tommy went buck,
shot up his school",
and didn't give a fuck.
Thats not the reason you fuckers,
lay down your pipes,
stop relying purely,
on bad stereotypes.
You take a lawsuit up in court,
just for the thrills?
Maybe little tommy,
experienced BAD PARENTING SKILLS.
So I'ma just rant and rave,
about the shit that I see,
because theres only one true prophet,
and thats me.
Why are people so obssessed,
with celebrities these days?
I've seen a hundred Britney Spears,
A million O.J's.
And you can spot em too,
They should be picked up, nab,
The little teenage girls,
before they go to rehab.
Lindsey Lohan was a cutie,
untill she did drugs,
now she's fucking all the thiefs,
dating all the thugs.
You can check my words now,
You can run across the savannah,
the next teenage whore?
HANNAH MONTANA.
Oh jeez did you see that?
I'm not done yet,
That shit was sick,
and NONE of this shit I'm gonna regret.
You want me to rave about the war?
I'll fuck that shit too.
News flash idiots,
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING COO-COO!
The situation in Iraq,
it's getting pretty hairy,
but the boys wouldn't have gotten it,
IF THEY DIDN"T JOIN THE MILITARY.
So don't blame bush,
on some one elses decision,
it's like going into the surgery room,
TRYING TO AVOID AN INCISION.
Maybe I'm being critical,
maybe i'm being crazy.
But I can tell you one thing,
Our society is fucking lazy.
READ A FUCKING BOOK.
LEARN A THING OR TWO.
DON"T YOU WANT PEOPLE,
TO REMEMBER YOU?
I don't expect our society,
to learn things wide and far,
why do you think no one,
knows what lucid dreams are?
Because they're stupid and they're ignorant,
just like half the U.S.A,
I have to listen to these shitheads,
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
It's not like they are hidden,
You see them in the schools,
All your kids are learning from,
a bunch of fucking fools.
If they aren't fools,
then they're fucking assholes too,
All the god damn parents,
aint got a fuckin clue.
How about emos?
Lets talk about that.
Self mutilation?
What the FUCK IS THAT CRAP.
"I cut myself,
to bleed the tears I can't cry."
For fuck's sake damnit,
sing yourself a lullaby.
You're life isn't that bad,
You life at home is sweet.
You want to feel real pain?
LIVE ON THE FUCKING STREET.
You prolly got a mansion,
and everything you want,
your daddy is a doctor,
your mothers a savant.
But you've got a golden spoon,
shoved way up your ass,
and you pity yourself,
cause you know you just wont last.
You don't have any friends?
Stop being so anti-social,
Get a fucking life,
Don't go fucking postal.
Bullies tease you up?
After class?
Fuck that shit fuck em up,
kick their fuckin ass.
Learn to handle yourself,
and stop being so weak,
then maybe you can not feel sorry,
for yourself for a week.
I think I'm possibly done,
or wait,
theres one more.
Let me talk about the internet,
and the internet whore.
The internet whore,
comes in several disguises,
None of them will come,
with any such surprises.
Here it comes it will be hurtful,
so don't take offense to this,
And if you feel the tears coming on,
you can drink my piss.
First you got the ten year olds,
who think they are hardcore,
they shit talk on the message boards,
because their moms a whore.
"You're Reeeely gay!"
because thats what you say when your ten,
untill you turn around and notice,
your parents left you again.
Next you got the post count whore,
who does nothing but reply to threads,
when will these stupid fucks,
GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS.
replying to every fucking newbie,
Saying "Whatsup, come on in"
Doesn't make you look cooler,
its adds to your double chin.
Stop spending hours,
increasing your post count hungry eyes.
DO SOME FUCKING HARD WORK.
FUCKING EXCERSIZE.
Last but not least you have the dickhead,
who makes spam posts all day.
He hates himself he wants to die,
and everyone knows he's gay.
They like to think they are hardcore,
and possibly the shit.
But everyone knows that spammers have,
three and a quarter inch dicks.
So overall that rant is done,
We should castrate these crimes,
did you notice that my entire rant,
included quite a few new rhymes?
So that was pretty slick yo,
I gotta go to the dentist for a while,
I'll be back to read your replies,
and hopefully I'll smile.
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