There is a mason living on my street.

[grasshoppa]

WTF should I do?

[slayer]

Stand at your window, holding a knife with some red paint on it, and stare at him as he walks by. Don't forget to wave at him with a big smile either.

[grasshoppa]

Maybe I should try knocking at his door at 5:23am to see if he will answer thinking it's his masonic buddy. Then I shall see the masonic rituals first hand and I will exploit them HERE on dreamviews!

[The Invisible Man]

Grab a knife, walk to his front door, knock, point knife at his throat, get some secrets. EXPOSE THEM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

[Man of Shred]

if you can't beat em... join em!

[Man of Steel]

I'm afraid I do not understand why having someone who works with stone living on your street is a matter of such grave disquiet.

[Bearsy]

Seriously. See if he'll give you a neighbor's discount and get that low-stone wall around your back 40 fixed.

[Dizko]

[Xena]

at 11pm everyday... its a masonic tradition

[Keresztanya]

I'm afraid I do not understand why having someone who works with stone living on your street is a matter of such grave disquiet. I can't tell if you're serious or not. Become his friend, and join with him.

[Black_Eagle]

Kill him. It's the only way.

[[SomeGuy]]

Kill him. It's the only way. Agreed.

[nitsuJ]

Sacrifice him to the <insert god here>, then take out his organs and nail them to the door and spread some around his lawn. Maybe decapitate him and nail his head to a road sign, preferably a stop sign. Then if you want to go further, skin him and wear his skin on top of yours and lay inside of his carcass. Maybe read the daily newspaper.

[WakataDreamer]

Ask him if there's anything that he can reveal to you/tell you about without breaking the rules. If he's not allowed to say anything at all, not even a smidgen, at least you tried.

[Bearsy]

No one's asked the most basic question... how do you know he's a mason?

[grasshoppa]

He has masonic symbols on both of his cars... Also, 11pm makes sense...23rd hour of the day. I'll be discrete, take the dogs for a walk on the weekend and see if he is hanging around his garage...Then the questions will start to roll.

[Man of Steel]

I can't tell if you're serious or not. Become his friend, and join with him. Mason: One whose occupation is to build with stone or brick; also, one who prepares stone for building purposes; To build stonework or brickwork about, under, in, over, etc.; to construct by masons; -- with a prepositional suffix; as, to mason up a well or terrace; to mason in a kettle or boiler.

[grasshoppa]

I'm talking about the freemasons...

[Michael]

He's probably just a wannabe. I bet he bought the logos from the internet.

[grasshoppa]

It's a she... And the plot thickens!

[khh]

Well then, obviously, you can't kill it.

[Liz]

Force her and her secret friends to fundraise only for DV (how ‘bout an all day pancake dinner?) and THEN participate in The Tampon Game.

[Black_Eagle]

It's a woman?!?! Then the obvious solution to getting info out of here would be to seduce her, fuck her brains out for a couple weeks or months and then ask her the most intimate secrets of the masons.

[WakataDreamer]

It's a woman?!?! Then the obvious solution to getting info out of here would be to seduce her, fuck her brains out for a couple weeks or months and then ask her the most intimate secrets of the masons. But what if she looks like

[Man of Steel]

Hey, there is a female freemason living with me! I'm writing an exposé, and she is my main source of information. I let her go out to get my mail sometimes, and talk to strangers, but she wears an explosive undergarment and a wire, so if she mentions the chains or the stale bread, I can blow them both to bits. Dammit, grasshoppa, get outta my neighborhood!