Thread: ways of killing DCs...make a whole list here please!

I have three that Ive used before:


1. Summon Death

2. Point your fingers like they are a gun and yell BANG really loud and see what happens (different every time and always interesting)

3. Make a soul vacum and suck out there souls and switch two dc's souls. Tell them If they want their souls back they have to kill the other person.

Could the topic creator please compile a list of the best ways of killing a DC ! that would be nice...

I've come up with a new one: Raping them to death!!! no thats too cruel

sharpen your arms so that the edges are sharp as razor blades and then you just slice and cut their whole body up

Probably just hack their head off, then sit down and mutilate their headless naked Corpse.

^Ew.....

I chickenwinged a DC last night

I'm not a violent person but once I smashed one DC throwing him against a wall once, twice... until his neck cracked. I woke up a little frightened

Well... It's better to have a conversation with them.

Anyone who is capable of doing that should have a conversation with ME about it.

Go to my blog and click on VIEW MY COMPLETE PROFILE to get my e-mail address.

http://www.ponens.blogspot.com/

Break their neck using only one hand. I remember doing that in a dream once, it was chillingly easy

You could stick an umbrella down their throat and open it..

hahaha or you could tie their feet to a chariot and drag them behind..

turn DC into your HIGHSCOOL PRINCIBLE, cut there hands off then tell them if they dont sign the detention paper that magicily appeared in your hands you will kill them and their family, watch them try and sign it with a pencil in their mouth, but when you realize thats too easy you stand them up and punch them in the face and shatter their jaw, then watch them try.
I know, im a little sick?

Ok, heres mine. (It has a lot of World of Warcraft references in here)
1. Summon Chuck Norris and have him kill them =)
2. Make them spontaniously combust. =P
3. Make them melt like the army men you melted with a magnifying glass.
4. Send them to fight Lord Kazzak (WoW refrence as soon as you attack him, you have to kill him in 3 minutes or he becomes invincible and kills you and all your friends. Best for groups. Search on google videos for Kazzak and pick the one that says "Kazzak does Stormwind" And you'll see why this appeals to me)
5. Make evil math bats attack them. (I hate math. Geometry sucks but math competitions is fun)
6. Do the thing in Scary Movie 4 where the guy tries to kill himself by eating a bunch of pills, but the pills were viagra (LMAO that was funny)
7. Bore them to death literally. It would be intresting to see what would happen.
EDIT- added one more
8. Bet them that they cannot light a fart on fire, then when they do, have it explode them. (I got the idea partly from the south park movie. ^^)

A good way to get rid I a DC you absolutely can't stand, I must warn you this is very cruel and unusual (even for me), have a bunch of ants (I forogt what kind I used but they were huge and red) swarm the person and eat them alive... like I said, sruel and unusual. Another way, one that I've seem in a vivid dream, is to have a giant vulture attack the person, eat out their eyes and then start eating away at them (yes, I used to have some very freaky vivid dreams but I was semi-lucid with that ant one when I tried it out)

I just came back to check how was my post going and OMG, 230+ replies and growing! I love all you morbid DV citizens!!!! Continue the killing please....

Originally Posted by Brisingr15

7. Bore them to death literally. It would be intresting to see what would happen.
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Ingeniuous

Originally Posted by Brisingr15

7. Bore them to death literally. It would be intresting to see what would happen.
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I think you'll bored yourself to death first...haha!

I thought of another way, it's not unique (maybe), but ask one to take a picture of you with a camera that's rigged to cut off the photographer's head. One picture and sploosh! Blood all over the place!

Originally Posted by Lucidbulbs

A good way to get rid I a DC you absolutely can't stand, I must warn you this is very cruel and unusual (even for me), have a bunch of ants (I forogt what kind I used but they were huge and red) swarm the person and eat them alive... like I said, sruel and unusual. Another way, one that I've seem in a vivid dream, is to have a giant vulture attack the person, eat out their eyes and then start eating away at them (yes, I used to have some very freaky vivid dreams but I was semi-lucid with that ant one when I tried it out)
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Been there, done that. I almost got eaten up my big red ants in my dreams a few times T.T lol

so far, my very favorite, is accelerating small blunt objects to the point where they simply burn holes through anything, a penny for instance, i like to make things float around me, then call on them at will (telekenisis)

Push them off a cliff into a giant pool of broken glass.

Blood eagle

haha pyrofan1 =). you better photoread that so you know how to do it in you next LD. (just teasing becomingagodo, if he reads this )

Lol sorry for the late reply but Yea i was sorta bored. Also the school thing has kept me from posting so more from me!
NEW LIST
1. Pop them like a balloon.
2. Explosive decompression in their bladder. Nuff said.
3. The wierdest scientific way is to remove all of the strong nuclear force, and then they just won't be their anymore. o.O If you have no clue what I just said wiki it.
4. Turn them into a fish and drown them. :bananna:
5. One word- Teletubies
6. two words- Michal Jackson.
thats it for now. =)
edit- added one more
7. Poprocks and soda. I DONT CARE IF MYTHBUSTERS SAID IT DOESN'T WORK! IN MY DREAMS IT DOES!!!!

Make them install Windows Vista on a computer

oooooooooooooooooo!!!! :bravo: :bravo: this is my specialty!!! Stab them with a sottering iron 14 times in the face! or proceed to rip off their "man place" with a pair of vice grips

Originally Posted by Pyrofan1

Make them install Windows Vista on a computer
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that is one of the most funniest things ive ever heard/seen on a computer!!!!

Originally Posted by ;171349

Oh..kill them...um..just think of killing them..or make them go poof....
I used some kung-fu moves and kicked the DC's ass....(sad) Or...you can summon energy beams and blast the DC away.....
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haha nice! that sounds like somethin out of dragonball z