Thread: ways of killing DCs...make a whole list here please!

the worst I ever did was squirt an ex boss (that I hated) with a hose then raped him

don't know if I'd ever use an LD for killing, unless there was a super bad guy chasing me

then again I'd probably just conjure up some dream shackles and have my way with him too (actually I think I had a Michael Myers dream like that once... << I checks journal >>)

How about...

Take out the DC's eyeballs and command them to walk 100 paces away from you. Then, throw them at the DC's willing the eyeballs to explode on contact.

Wow...very inventive ways all of 86'ing DCs... . Here is but a sample of my favorite DC slaying techniques...

I have long ago known I was Telekinetic during my LD's...rather like the Star Wars chararters use the Force to move objects. Once not long ago, I met a DC that tried to impersonate me. Well, I just used my telekinetic powers to rip the top third of a mountain off and hurled it at him. No more imposter!

I have also been able to summon lightning from the clouds for years as well, ala Rayden. Veeerrryyy effective - for offense as well as defense. A pesky DC will usually back down faced with nature's fireworks bearing down on them!!! I don't always strike them directly...sometimes just knocking them off their feet with a near-miss is enough to send them scurrying. Tornadoes are quite fun, as well!

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In most of my dreams I kill them with my hands - mostly through strangling, or taking a grip around their throat and crush it until the head falls off. Punching rarely works for me, as I mostly have no room for my arms, because I don't prefer lying on the back.
I also kill them with melee weapons - axes, stones, knifes etc. On rare occasions I'm using firearms, which I'm shooting them in the head with.

Originally posted by King and God
In most of my dreams I kill them with my hands - mostly through strangling, or taking a grip around their throat and crush it until the head falls off. Punching rarely works for me, as I mostly have no room for my arms, because I don't prefer lying on the back.
I also kill them with melee weapons - axes, stones, knifes etc. On rare occasions I'm using firearms, which I'm shooting them in the head with.

OMG

Hum.... how about doing that matrix thing that agent smith does..... you strike with your hand and then from it liquid silver cover's all of the DC's body, when it's gone the DC iss now a copy of you.... then you could kiss him eheheh lol

KICK EM IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!! REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Gez
KICK EM IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!! REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!

What happens to them if you do that? Explode?

Originally posted by Placebo

What happens to them if you do that? Explode?

OWCH!

I got a cramp just SEEING that response!

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Use Bankai from Bleach anime . Ha Ha, that will defenetly destroy them.

I have found a new one...ala Anakin vs. Sandpeople...

Originally posted by Charybdus
I have found a new one...ala Anakin vs. Sandpeople...

damn...a lucid light saber

now that would be cool

eat them alive...

haha heres an idea tell a fat person in your dream to eat the DC and watch with joy as your DC gets eatened by a cannibal!

i was being attacked by a mob of some freaky monsters...

have any of you seen the movie The Mask,the part where he whips out the massive set of guns(rocket launches pistols flame throwers etc),but when he shoots it,litlte "Bang" flags pop out....

well in my dream i was like man this isnt fun,so i whip out a set of guns like that,and all the monsters just kind of give me that "Oh Shit" look and explode....i didnt even have to shoot.it was weird


but as for killing actual people in my dreams...hmmmm

i had a massive sling shot that iw ould load people in to and launch them at some far off target...that was interesting to watch

Ok...in my 2nd out of my 3 ld's i killed a guy after he tried tonrun me over...suddenly the whole city was against me....so, what i did was fly hig up in the air so i could see the city not from birdseye but from a 45 degree angle...i then fired a few small meteorites which did minor damage (it was a huge metropolis certainly something you will never see in the next 250 years) I did a sort of remote view on what seemed to be a highway...everyone was getting out their cars and looking up at me knowing the damage i was doing...all the children were crying...i nearly changed my mind from seeing the chaos going on down there. When i had this dream i had been playing final fantasy X, so i did a summoning move where you create a huge fireball, but i made a huge meteor and i mean huge. I could hear the entire city scream with fear and i sculpted my face with a cloud and said "tough sh*t". With that I just lunged the meteor at the city which made a nuclear bomb sort mushroom cloud... i quickly went back down to watch the destruction as people ran away from the heat and fire and clouds of dust etc and i just stood there gazing and if you seen war of the worlds by steven speilberg it looked just like that, as soon as someone was hit by this heat blaze sorta thing they you heard a sort of terror scream but not really a scream. I won't do it again though (i'll just concoct a new way )

Ok here's another one ! Kick them so hard in the stomach the force make them implode in on themselves! No mess but be sure to get a safe distance away, could cause a black hole

Okay I got one. You can throw them down a volcano then after that throw a handful of grenades causing the volcano to erupt.

Sometimes when I need or want to fight, kill, or frighten a DC, I become a viscous demon. Sometimes I become so evil that I actually scare myself in the process. I will raise up, turn extremely evil looking, and scream at the DC. I then approach and tear apart the DC with supernatural force.
I almost wonder if I am inviting real demons into my dream. It really is very scary.
I even feel like what I think it would to be evil, it really wierd.

Originally Posted by DreamPro

Sometimes when I need or want to fight, kill, or frighten a DC, I become a viscous demon. Sometimes I become so evil that I actually scare myself in the process. I will raise up, turn extremely evil looking, and scream at the DC. I then approach and tear apart the DC with supernatural force.
I almost wonder if I am inviting real demons into my dream. It really is very scary.
I even feel like what I think it would to be evil, it really wierd.
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that guys never had a lucid dream before heehee i can tell lets be freinds thou, ill help u out.

Originally Posted by DreamPro

that guys never had a lucid dream before heehee i can tell lets be freinds thou, ill help u out.
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also lighting them on fire is a timeless way example of DC killing, and never fails to please. it doesnt have to be creative it just has to be damn fun. there are tons of ways to do it to. but even better then using finger-fire to set them immeadiately ablaze is to point at a spot on their clothing, and set that on fire, and watch them try to blow it out as the flames grow and grow... tee-hee, tee-hee&#33;

the next time I want to kill a DC, I'm going to become a Balrog and stomp on them

I'm amazed this has gone on for 10 pages now! Lotta sick puppies around here.

Anyone use the "Stick an air hose up his butt and inflate until he explodes" method yet?

Originally posted by Seeker
"Stick an air hose up his butt and inflate until he explodes" method yet?

yes I did that last night and I want my wings now

Put on pad that increases gravity, turn it up until they flatten

I just want to beat the crap out of one of them then shoot them like 4times in the stomach, Also...a kid in my town at a party got his stomached sliced open in a fight and his spleen fellout. (I wasnt at that one thank god) But yeah i know it sounds really sick lol but in a dream i dont think i would mind doing that :-D