The other night I had a dream that I was in a one-room public bathroom, locked so that I had privacy, and when I looked in the mirror, I was standing in white underwear and I had a bulge in my crotch. I took off the underwear and it was a small penis. This isn't the first time I've dreamed about having one. I experimented with jerking off, but it was non-functional. Later on, I discovered that I had two of them, one smaller and rounder than the other and underneath, and eventually they both fell off my body easily. What remained was reddish tissue that I assumed was the vagina, and that my nether regions would go back to normal in no time. It was like a weird sickness that I kept growing penises.

What in the hell does this say about me? PS, I'm a virgin.