Thread: Fluffy Clouds and Drunken Men With Bottles of Estrogen

I fell asleep in Social Studies today. I mean talking about slave labor is fun and all, but dreaming is better. Especially when it is about pie. Mmm pie. This pie I dreamt about was pumpkin pie by the way and teeter totters scare me because an accident I had on one when I was 4. First bloody nose I ever got. I have always felt awkward around teeter totters. Now onto the dream

I am somehow on this weird gameshow. I find that I have to jump on a teeter totter and a piece of pie is on the other side. I have to hit my father with the piece of pie by jumping on the teeter totter. If I hit my father in the head I win 1 million dollars, if I at least hit him I get 100 Thousand dollars, if I miss I get nothing. If I chose not to do it I would get 3000 dollars. I thought about it for awhile. It was a hard choice for me People were cheering me on. The game show host was laughing. I decided to take the chance and do it. I jumped on and the pie went flying. It hit my dad in the Chest. I won 100,000 dollars. I was really happy, but the game show host was sad. He shoved the money into my hands. I was kind of annoyed by that. I hugged my dad and laughed at him. I mean he got pied. That was really funny. We then left. I knew exactly what to do with the money. I got a wrecking ball crew and went and destroyed the Geico Auto Insurance skyscraper in our city. I go "Take that bitches". People were falling out of the building and there was debree everywhere. Next the Mayor came to me. He was wearing some sort of tiki mask. He gave me a key to city hall. I was really happy. Then I woke up.

This gets the "best pie dream I ever had involving hitting people with pies" award.

Wow. I had another take over the school dream where I make all students slaves and create a cotton farm on my school campus. It is kind of creepy. I really would rather not have a cottin farm. I think a Carrot farm would be cool. I make all my friends slave masters and they go around with whips and smack people. The slavemasters have rooms in the Main Classroom building. We turn into the Cottin Producer of the world. I think this dream is very repetitive.

Today I had a dream I slept with the person I have huge crush on. The said thing is I didn't know I was dreaming. It is horrible when desire turns into dreams. I hope this is a revalation, but it is probably just my teenage self. I love her beyond belief. I would give up anything I have for her. I love her more than any girl I have ever loved. Only if she didn't have a boyfriend.

I remember a dream I had when I was 5. I liked Sesame Stree back then. I was in my room and I had these Sesame Trading Cards. I then walked into the hallway of my house to go outside. Before I got to the door this guy(The guy in the beginning of Aladdin)stoped me. He touched one of the cards and they turned into scary monster cards. I went back into my room and there was Big Bird. He changed the cards back for me. This repeated many times. It is still scary to this day.

Originally posted by Yume
Today I had a dream I slept with the person I have huge crush on. The said thing is I didn't know I was dreaming. It is horrible when desire turns into dreams. I hope this is a revalation, but it is probably just my teenage self. I love her beyond belief. I would give up anything I have for her. I love her more than any girl I have ever loved. Only if she didn't have a boyfriend.

Muahahaha too bad for you but OpheliaBlue is all mine, you cant have her! Muahahahahaha.

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Today I had a dream I slept with the person I have huge crush on. The said thing is I didn't know I was dreaming. It is horrible when desire turns into dreams. I hope this is a revalation, but it is probably just my teenage self. I love her beyond belief. I would give up anything I have for her. I love her more than any girl I have ever loved. Only if she didn't have a boyfriend.

Muahahaha too bad for you but OpheliaBlue is all mine, you cant have her! Muahahahahaha.[/b]

Oh your forces of unevil intentions willl never take her in. I will come to her in the form of vodka and we will be hitting it off once the night is young! *extremely maniacal laughter*I have lucid dreaming

I just need to build a machine to allow me to grow to 18. *thinks and explodes*

From the 18th at 10 to now I have slept 13 hours. I have had 3 continuing dreams. They were pretty detailed and long.

I was being yelled at by my friend because I didn't go and help out at a carwash because I woke up late. She was really mad and I had to try to beg her forgiveness. She yelled and slapped me and I was being extremely apolegetic. I knew I was dreaming, but I was really sorry so I felt it was appropriate to apoligize to my dreams to. I tried to give her things such as pop and money, but she accepted nothing and yelled more. I guess I will have to deal with it Monday.

I had two dream I remember last night. One I was lucid and the other I was not. I think about sex not enough. These dreams are not for weak hearts, people about to have a heart attack, or people who look down upon sex before marraige which is no one so read ahead.

1: I was not lucid in this one. Life was the same. I thought I woke up, but I was dreaming. I did my routine, eat waffles, and get on the bus. When I got to school I actually had a girlfriend though(been single for 6 months)and she greeted me with a kiss. We then made plans to go to her house after school. I went to school and had a normal day. Everything was perfect until me and my "girlfriend" got to her house. We went into the living room and sat down. We talked for a while. After a while she said that she would get some drinks. She got us some smoothies that she made. I definetely wanted to have a smoothie. I mean come on it's a smootie. We talked and drank for a while. Then I started to feel weird. I went to the bathroom and found I was was extremely horny then. I came back out and my girlfriend was in lingerie. She told me that she put a mix of Viagra and Levitra in my smoothie. She wanted me to sleep with her. I got really pissed off. I hate pills. It doesn't matter what it is. If it is a pill it is evil. I started yelling and calling her names. How dare she think I need pills. I hit her and told her that I never wanted to see her again. It was over between us. I ran out of her house and went home. I was confused as to why she would do that to me. That is just rude. I fell asleep into another dream on my bed.

2: I was lucid in this one. It was in the middle of a debate tournament. Yes I was in Debate and will be next school year. I realized I was lucid when I was in the debate tournament. Debate is over for this year. Anyways everyone was there. We were all sitting around waiting for our rounds to start. I thought why not try and get good judges for my rounds. I was going around doing diffferent things. I got some pizza and this was good pizza. Not the crappy school kind. I was pretty happy. Then this girl who had asked me out at a debate round jumped on me. (I told her no. This was about 3 months ago). She started to kiss me. I tried to get her off me, but I couldn't. I told her that I didn't love her. She is a nice person, but not one that I could get into a relationship with. I am so damn picky with my love life. It is probably why I am still single. I got her off me and ran out of the school we were in. I then went back in about an hour later. I then saw the person I love with her boyfriend naked on the table. I started crying. I couldn't help myself. It was just so sad.

Awwwwwww, that sucks about the chic.

Well I hope your love life works itself out soon man.

wtf, why is your journal a poll?

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
wtf, why is your journal a poll?

I have no clue.

I meant for you to read like 6 posts up, but oh well.

How I completed the lucid task:

The night was March 8th. I knew I was lucid when my mother told me to take my sister to the city zoo. We don't have a zoo in the city. Then I looked on the map and about half of our city was a gigantic zoo. I hate zoos. I am an animal rights activist. I took my sister there anyways. I decided to go to the underwater animals area. There was a pool of Dolphins there. One came up to me. I then started talking to it. It shreeked back. I told it how I was going to have a dissappointing birthday this year.

I know that the dolphin represents my friend who loves dolphins. She listens to me every time I talk to her.

Last night I dreamt of writing a beautiful song. It was slow and had a beautiful memory. It was as if I could hear a woman's voice singing out of my keyboard. It was beautiful. I have never heard such a piece. I then found my keyboard had a lot of extra features such as more sounds, beats, and more recorded songs it could hold. It also sounded like surround sound which was beautiful. I had pleasure beyond what I have had normallly.

Last night I dreamt my friend went to this one person's house after school. This kid was part of this crazy cult that he made 2 days ago. We asked Michael what he saw. He said that he saw an evil death god named Ulritz and if you touched its statue you died. Of course Michael didn't take any chances and didn't touch it. I then ran into the kid's house and I saw this giant statue that looked like an evil Buddha. I said what the heck are you doing. He said that this was his new God. Then I said you can worship what you want, but keep us out of your evil death cult. He then told me to leave and I did. After that point I realized I was dreaming when I walked out the door I was on a different block. I then saw my friends and I tried to make them dissappear. I tried verbal commands, but I couldn't make out any more words. Then the evil God came up from the house and said I have you. Then I woke up.

Dude. I dreamt last night that I was going to suck at the bowling tournament and I did. I guttered 4 frames and I only got 1 strike. I was the second worst bowler and I got a prize for it. I got a shirt with a German Go and Stop sign that you see on the electronic ones. It is too small. I am an X-Large and it is only a Large. It barely fits me. I hate revalations that are bad that come true.

I had a dream once that I was on a bus and it turned into a stage. I was to be the main singer for the band. I just had to sing any song I knew. I knew exactly which song to play. I sang "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" and it sounded damn good. I was happy and I felt like I was better than anyone and that was my main accomplishment for my life. I was sad that it was over, but I had to go to school. Then I woke up.

Last night I had a weird lucid dream. It was kind of short, but it seems like it meant something important. I was sitting im my second period which is English and we were going over poetry. We talked about the poem I wrote. Just then my old first semster English teacher and Debate coach came in. He wanted to talk to me. He came over and started talking to me about my future classes. He then whispered directly into my ear and asked me if I was going to take Intro to Philosophy. I told him I was and he said good and then he left. About 10 minutes later I woke up.

I had a dream I got to fly to North Carolina to meet a friend of me. She is really awesome and I haven't talked to her in a while. I went riding on her horses with her and we started talking about her love life during the ride. I tried to convince her to get another boyfriend, but she did not want another boyfriend. I told her that she needed a prostitute because she almost killed herself because she thought she was alone. She got really mad at me and said that was wrong. Then I asked why? She said it was degrading to mankind. I then asked how. She said because the people are defiling themselves. Then I said out of their choice. Then she said that their choice was wrong. Then I replied with you percieve it as wrong because you only take your opinion into perspective. She said that it was still wrong. I told her to define wrong. She said it is something that is immoral and goes against something important. I then asked her what if a person doesn't see prostitution as immoral and choose to do it out of free choice. It isn't hurting anyone and is in fact helping our capitalistic society and our economy by purchasing a service. She then said your impossible. I then started jumping over some fences with the horse and after a while I rode off into the sunset.

I had a dream last night where there was complete nothingness. I could control what could and could not exist. I could change myself. I could do anything. It was the perfect world. I commanded with my mind different things to happen and they did. It was like a full controlled dream, but I was told I was given the freedom to do this from my mind and this gift to create could be taken away at any time. I felt an emptiness from that knowing it could be gone at anytime. I then created worlds with my imagination and lived peacefully among it. I have now figured out that the only perfect state is nothingness. Every other state has limits and boundries. Nothing allows you total freedom. You have no way to be stopped. I felt good in the nothing.

I had a weird dream last night. This was after I watched the Neon Genesis: Evangelion. It was the director's cut of Genesis Reborn. After watching it I had a lot of different thoughts on truth.

In the dream I was looking at a ball and I said the ball is blue. Then another person was next to me and said the ball was red. I looked at the person like he was crazy. Then he said the ball looks red in my perspective. It may be different from yours, but the ball being red is my truth. Then I said the ball is red and blue. The ball can be anything if a person believes it to be. The person chooses a self-truth to believe. You choose to see the ball a different way than someone else. It may just be a ball to you, but to another person it could be a floatation device. It could save them from drowing if they believed it to be. Since they do they do not see it as a ball their truth is different from ours. That is the differences in self-truths. I felt good after saying that and we both stood there smiling and admiring the beauty that we believed was a ball.

This was a nice lucid dream. I am glad I remembered this one.

I am lazy and for that I apologize

I had a dream about being at a concert. It was beautiful. Sugarcult was there and they played "Over", Iron and Wine did "Such Great Heights", and Silverstien played "Giving Up". I was there next to my friend Mary and we had so much fun. I felt like I was at a high. I had some Cherry Coke. It was good. Because of that dream I bought a Cherry Coke and I don't regret it except for the unhealthy part. Now that is good advertising.

This afternoon I took a 3 hour nap. Before I get to my dream I must go through a quick story. My best friend who moved talked to me a few days ago. We were talking about a lot of philosophy and different things. He also talked about how he wishes he were a woman since he thinks that they care more emotionally. Then jsut before he left he said, "If I were I woman I would love you." I was surprised by this comment. I then thought of my experiences with my friend and realized how close he was to the woman I loved. They had many simaliarities that made their differences seem like nothing. I realized if he were a woman I would love him back.

In my dream I saw my friend. He then changed into a woman. I mean I looked physically different. He then came up and kissed me and said "I love you." I smiled and knew I was dreaming. I kissed him and then we made love. We then started talking about different things like it was real. I then said "If you were a woman I would love you also." I then woke up.

Last night I dreamt my girlfriend as of yesterday wanted to me to stick a giant boulder up my nose. I knew it was a dream. It was ridiculous and I laughed.

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

The shit really hit the fans this time. Just like Dave Matthews Band. I have been having problems in every aspect of my life lately. They just kind of came. Now I have to order my life again and that takes time I almost feel it is pointless to use, but I must. My computer is in the shop. I am using a 28.8k connection. AOL goes faster. I will be posting less due to this problem. Anyways this dream was inspired by my burning anger in my love life.

I was outside on a catwalk that went down to this center area that could only be reached by the path I was on. There was lava all around so I could not get anywhere else. Behind me was a door, but I could not go into that door yet. I had to get my girlfriend who was in a cage in the center that the catwalk led to. There was one problem. Her mother was blocking the way to the center area. Her mother was also huge. She was about 10 times bigger than normal. I did realize this was a dream, but I was infuriated. I ran and pushed my girlfriend's mother into the lava. It took a while because she fought back, but I conquered her. I then went and set my girlfriend free. She kissed me and then we went through the door happier than ever.

I know what this dream means and I know what I must do. I have only been dating her for 4 days, but I feel closer to her than I have in other relationships. Her mother is an evil person. She locks my girlfriend in the house all day and doesn't let her go outside to play. She doesn't even care that my girlfriend is anorexic which I have been fighting to stop. It is hard though because she's allergic to sugar. I really want to call child abuse on this woman, but I cannot. I only know that my girlfriend is not happy with the current conditions. I feel like I must help her.