Thread: The imminent core-breach of my Gravity Drive

The Lawnmower

I'm trying to mow the lawn in front of my house, Nico, Adrienne and Zachie are there too, but there are all these distractions preventing me from completing the job. Kids from the nabourhood keep running into the house taking things. I'm forced to chase them out, grabbing my stuff from them. I get back to mowing when suddenly the extension cord is all tangled; I try untangle it and then realise it's way too short. After lengthening it, I mow a little more but then Tsiona's parents arrive wanting coffee and cake, but all I want to do is finish mowing my damn lawn!!!

The Airport, The Party and The Spanking

I'm at the airport in Jo'burg on the runway watching planes land right next to me, but for some reason there's no wake-turbulence. I'm watching this guy remove the skid marks with this special machine (looks like a small version of those ice-scrapers they use to smoothen out skating rinks) that uses some sort of super heated solvent. While I'm watching him do it, I suddenly realise that I'm the guy who has to clean the skid marks and that I'm the one operating the machine, trying to scrape away the skid marks, planes landin overhead.

Then I'm home in Pretoria and I park my Mini across the street in a garage. There's a great party going on and Nolan, Maike, Tania and Rutger are there. There's a buffet, almost like in student res, so Rutger asks me to stand in line for him so that he still gets some food before it's all gone. I do this, but Nolan has asked me to take him for a spin in my Mini. When I get to the front of the line, it's nearly all gone, just two helpings left of what looks like some sort of macaroni/bolognaise dish, I get a helping put on the plate, load it up with some garlic rolls. As I give the plate to Rutger, I realise that Nolan is still waiting for me outside to give him a ride, so I run to my room to fetch some good tunes I have on minidisc for the car, but can't find the one I'm looking for, when I suddenly realise that the tune I want is actually the background music to my dream, quite weird. It's "Mesmerized" by Faith Evans, the Freemasons remix.

I walk through the lounge and my dad asks me if I've noticed Tania's new Batman towel (it's hanging over the couch), I say yes and hurry past because I know Nolan is still waiting. He's lost another 7kg and is looking really good. We get to the car and it looks like I've driven through white road paint, the side of the car is all splattered, and on the bonnet too. As we get closer, I realise that it's actually graffiti that someone has spray-painted all over the car, and i catch this young indian kid red handed. I grab the kid by the arm and twist it to restrain him, that's when Nolan suddenly turns into Doron, and the kid's dad appears too. I tell the dad to punish the kid, he refuses so I start spanking the kid instead. Doron looks at me and says that you can't spank someone elses kid, I disagree and that's when my alarm wakes me.

The Biplane, The Platypuss and the Dr Phil Show

There's a large outdoor gathering of people, it's night and the sky is lit by a mirriad of stars. Suddenly everyone looks up and I see that there's a yellow WWI biplane circling overhead, but so slowly it nearly stalls every time it turns. As it flies low over the crowd, my attention moves to a small puddle of water next to a pond. Two really small zygotes fuse from out of the mud and a duck-billed platypuss is born as they merge. I start to play with it, but have to be careful because of its spines on its back legs/feet. Clearly it's a male, haha. I can feel its course fur, feels almost scaly and its bill has this velvety covering. Someone tells me that it has a gland close to its rectum that excretes a substance that is great for curing itches, and smells a little like dandelions. I see a large monkey/gorilla smearing himself with a platypuss, clearly he must have an incurable itch, haha!

As I look up I see that I'm on the set of the Dr Phil Show and he's helping out some really warped people. This one lady keeps putting on the same yellow ballgown and eating the same piece of gum from under her shoe that is now over a year old, all just to make her feel better!!! Clearly she's crazy and Dr Phil tells her so, to which she bursts into tears because he's right. As treatment, she decides, together with her beatnik husband to start a farm, so they buy a chicken and a cow (which is already standing in a pemn on their farm), and a calf. The calf looks at me as if it knows something, but before I can ask it what it is, my alarm wakes me.

The False Awakening of Note

I'm trying to get back sleep after the platypuss dream (went for a pee, had some water and downed some Calea caps), so I put on my LD mp3. I just can't seem to get to sleep. I keep tossing and turning as I feel the Calea starting to take effect. I try to relax by getting some hypnogogic visuals going (XXX), but I realise that it's taking way too long, so I decide to go for a shower instead. After a quick shower, I leave the water on, just trickling in the bath to create a soothing sound to help me LD. I get back to my room and see that the neighbour's cat is on my bed. I'm quite irritated by this so I take it downstairs and push it out the back door, I trudge back upstairs to my room and lie down again, unable to fall asleep.

The next thing Nico walks into my room, by this time it's already light, and asks me what I'm up to. I tell him to PLEASE leave me alone, I'm trying to get to sleep in order to have my first LD, but he insists on staying. I try ignore him by turning around, but he leans over me and stares at me just to irritate me. He suggests I take some Calea, to which I reply that I'm already nicely high on the stuff, so he wants some too. I have the little container in my hand and refuse to give it to him, so he starts to wrestle me for it. That's when something really weird happens. Suddenly there's this massive burst of energy and sound that eminates from within me. It sounds (and feels) exactly like the 'sound bombs' in the scene from Star Wars Episode II where Boba and Jenga Fett are trying to kill Obe Wan in the asteroid field. It's intense!!!!!! I look at Nico and tell him that something really weird has just happened, to which he replies he didn't hear or se anything, and I turn over... I WAKE UP!!!!!! (for real).

I realise that I started dreaming about the time of the (XXX), and everything after that was my mind creating a completely realistic scene. The crazy thing is that as soon as I woke up, about a minute later the LD mp3 says "Do a RC NOW!". Man, if that had only been a few minutes earlier I would have gone lucid for sure! I do a RC but it passes, so I get up and have a shower (for real, haha). The weird thing is, I still can't figure out what that sound/energy was. It was MASSIVE!!!!! It felt like the the building was coming down, but somehow didn't wake me up, so I doubt that it was environmental sound, but must have been created in my mind. I've never felt something like that before, still quite puzzling.

i only want to say this: enjoy tonight!!

The Tom Cruise Assassin and the BMW 6 Series

For some reason I'm Tom Cruise and this time, not an actor, but an assassin/mercenary on a job. I'm driving an old BMW 6-series in black that has been hotted up with a number of cool mod-cons, one of which is an analogue radio that can kinda read the agents mind to set up the car perfectly for the given driving/road conditions. I'm packing some really decent heat in the form of two really big handguns, something like a Desert Eagle... big, powerful!

I drive up to this house, at speed(!), to 'rub out' a lady spy who has killed one too many of our own. She's a bit like Angelina Jolie/Michelle Yeo dressed in full leathers. I pull out my best moves in evading her bullets (she's practically emptying magazines at me), but I get a small window of opertunity as she's reloading, and using a really kick-ass backflip-type move, I take her out with a well placed double tap to the chest. I run down to my car to make my get away, jump in and start flooring it down this road. The road widens to soem sort of two-lane highway, but still VERY twisty through hills and such. I hit every apex perfectly, thanks to the mind-control radio, the car handles like a dream!

The best part of the dream was the fact that I got to feel what it's like doing a hit (and doing it well), cold-blooded, precise, every detail planned as a highly trained operative. Kinda cool seeing that I'm generally a peace loving individual.

The Afternoon WILD (My first LD!!!!!!)

Its late afternoon and I decide to take a short nap infront of the tv while watching Discovery Channel. After sleeping for about an hour, I half wake up, kinda groggy, and decide to carry on sleeping. I suddenly get these waves of tingles all over my body together with pulses of weird sounds and I realise I'm experiencing the first stages of WILD while still in my groggy state. I get a little excited and start to wake up, but then just try and relax while concentrating on the vibrations and sounds, trying to get them back. At this stage it's quite easy, before I know it I'm getting dream visuals too, along with the vibrations. Must say, quite a weird feeling, but kinda cool. So suddenly I'm lying in bed and it's morning (not afternoon on the couch infront of the tv), so I decide to get up and look around. I'm in Mexico watching a lady play with a tarantula (turns out it was a spider programme showing on Discovery), I'm wearing a purple T-shirt (I NEVER wear pruple!!!) and that's when it hits me: "Hey, I'm lucid!". I look infront of me expecting to see a bowling alley (don't ask me why, still trying to figure that one out for myself, haha), and suddenly I'm staring down this bowling lane. I reckon it's a little boring, so I jump into the air... I start to float, quite slowly at first, but then start to gather speed as I start to fly. Unfortunately at this point, real excitement gets the better of me and I wake up. Damn. But still, a love those vibrations, man I'm addicted!!! Really cool, can't wait for the next LD!