The senselessness of PantsParty (Comments Welcomed)

[PantsParty]

Alright, this is my dream journal. Hope this works out for me. I already have one dream, pretty detailed IMO, that I had last night. Here goes. 6-25-06 - The Asian Sensation I walked into a restaurant. I noticed two asian men sitting at a booth. One was an older fellow, and one was younger and more badass, or rather he had that aura about him. Somehow we got into talking, and an altercation insued. At the end, I remember spitting in the younger guy's face. As I walked away, he tried to come after me, but the older guy held him back. At this point I made a run for it to my car and floored it out of the parking lot, because I had realized the two men were part of some sort of asian gang, like the triads or something. I thought they were going to kill me. I drove in the countryside , trying to get as far away as possible so I wouldn't get killed. I finally came to a restaurant in the middle of nowhere. When I looked around, I saw the same two men. They were startled to see me, and ran after me. I ran again. I forget exactly what happened next, but I do know that I ended up killing the younger man, and beating the ever loving shit out of the older man, almost to death, and then making peace with him. I remember having told numerous people what I had done, probably on a cell phone. I remember being parked in a Hummer alongside a wall next to a driveway that led into thick and clotted woods with a small house at the end. This house was supposedly the old man's, and so I drove down to the house and walked up to the door. First I knocked, and then I rang the doorbell. The lady, who I felt was his wife, said "Visitor's Glass," or something like that, and handed me a wine glass. I said, "Thank you, Ma'am," and she scurried off, hanging her head in shame for some reason. Somehow at this point I realized they were Muslim. I forget what happened after this, but I remember running around behind houses in a very nice neighborhood that this man's house was in, running behind very nice houses. There was lots of trees too. I remember going down some really long stairs into part of either a big hill or mountain located in this town. At the bottom of the stairs, I was in a room that was like a cavern, but with a swimming pool in the center. To my right was another set of stairs, leading back up to the surface. There was plenty of people in the pool who somehow I knew, but in real life, I have no idea who they were. Then the cops came in the cavern through a room directly across from where I came in. Nobody was arrested, but I remember someone telling me to pick up some sort of item, located at "X" on this map... I picked whatever it was up, and went up the exit stairs. There are a few other shady details after, like driving around town, but none of them left enough of an impression on me to remember them. That's it.

[PantsParty]

This is a dream I had a while ago that I'd like to share, because it's what really got me into LD's. It was after this dream I said, "Well damn, I said damn boy, I best be lookin' into that there Lucid Dreamin'!" ... not exactly like that, but whatever. Date unknown - Falling Upon Excellence I remember being up in a blue sky with BIG fluffy white clouds. I began falling towards Earth and onto a huge city. When I reached the city, I flew in and out and between the buildings. Somehow, I reached a lake somewhere in the city. There was a platform in hte middle of the lake, foucsed in the center of the lake by cables that kept it there. There were people in canoes and a boy and a girl on the platform. I remember flying at the platform and missing, then turning around to see I was the same distance away from the platform as I started. I then started over atop the clouds, and this went on about 3 times. My overall mood was complete and utter bliss. After I had this dream, I was convinced that I needed to start reading up on LD's because the flying in this dream was so realistic. I just had to duplicate it. So there ya go!

[Led]

[quote][PRIVATE JOURNAL ENTRY] bowchickabowwow?

[PantsParty]

[quote] [PRIVATE JOURNAL ENTRY] bowchickabowwow? No... it was just extremely sick.... lol

[Vex Kitten]

Well, here I am. I came to join the party in your pants. Sorry it took so long but I had to make a fashonably late entrance. So far your dreams are intriguing. You must post more. Your's seem like they are dreams worth perusing. Do keep it up.

[.jared.]

Thats some cool stuff man. I look forward to reading more. Get in more fights with Chinese men. Its cool to read about fights.

[PantsParty]

Thank you very very much to jared and Vex for making me feel special and posting in my DJ. And yes, if I remember to, I will get in fights with more asian people (because apparently, I've trademarked the art now). Also, putting a little entry in here, not a dream, but something I realized whilst talking to Jared. The very first dream I posted had striking similarities to the popular Grand Theft Auto games. I really do get the impression I had a cell phone, because I remember calling people up and telling them I killed the young asian fellow and beat the shizzit out of the old guy. I also remember driving in two different cars, one of which resembled a hummer. To be totally honest with you, the Hummer more resembled the car "Patriot" from the GTA games (even though they're practically the same thing). The other car, though I'm not sure what it was, was more rounded and old-fashioned. They were clearly two different cars. Point is, one of them resembled a well known car in GTA. Also, in a few of the GTA games, a gang that you end up having to do business with (or against) are the triads. And even though this part may not make sense, the general atmosphere felt very GTA'ish. So here's some recap on the signs that made me think GTA... -Cell phone -Patriot-style Hummer -Multiple cars that I owned -Triads -GTA 'feel'/atmosphere Sorry for those of you who think you wasted your time reading that. But consider this- I've been playing GTA on a hardcore basis for the past week or so... Liberty City Stories and Vice City. I think that could explain a few things about how some dreams work.

[spirit]

Hey PP, wel i said i'd read ur DJ, and look, i did! Ur DJ is pretty cool, i understand about the Aisian ppl in ur dreams now! About the dream that you related to the GTA games, that is probably where parts of ur dream came from. Most dreams that we have come from life or past experiences, either from our past, or mostly from our childhoods. Our minds take these experiences and change them to create weired pictures and images. That is why you can relate ur dream to the GTA game, particularly if u have been playing it for a long period of time! Ur dreams however, sound really good and interesting. Also, i am v.v.jelous that u managed to fly in ur LD-not fair! I can never fly in mine.Lol! Keep up the dreaming, u sound like u've got real potential! love Spirit x x x

[PantsParty]

Ok, I had a couple of dreams remembered. The first was very short, and I feel as if there was another part before it.... I just can't remember it. The second dream has numerous parts. 6-27-06 - Grab Ass I really felt as if there was something before this that happened..However, I remember sitting in a big van and being able to see myself in said van from the van's right side. I remember saying how I was looking for women to pick up. Then I saw an image of me walking down the street and I remember saying, "It was at that point I got a pinch," which meant, I think, that I saw someone I liked. But then what happened afterwards became a total pun. This is kinda funny. It was a woman cop in a SEXY cop outfit. I remember walking up and pinching her on the booty. It was almost like a sitcom or something after that point. I saw myself in the van after that and heard myself narrating the dream again. I had said, "And yeah, that didn't work out too well. There was only one girl I saw on these streets that I had liked, or showed interest in." It was really funny. It was like a "gone horribly wrong" jokes on a sitcom or something, maybe something like "My Name is Earl". That's pretty much the end of that dream. 6-27-06 - Home Invasion and Psychologist More gangs again, ladies and gentlemen! This time though, it was not very clear what kind of gang it was, but they were true street thugs for sure (no asians, lol). Anyways, we'll get to that in a sec. I remember being at this huge house with my father and stepmother. It was a HUGE house, with a very big foyer and two large sets of stairs inside. That's most of the detail I remembered about the house itself. It had a porch on the front, lifted up maybe a foot to 2 feet off the ground with stairs on the sides and front. In the front yard, there was a hole in the ground, one in which I remember digging in a past dream - I had been in this location before. This house resembles my current home, but MUCH nicer. And, in that last dream, someone came to the hole and buried a dead body in it. If I remember correcly, it was the same group of thugs. I remember cutting straight across the yard diagonally into a road tunnel near our house. I remember ending up in this place where there was alot of conference room-style.... uh.... rooms. We'll get back there later. But yeah, I remembered that somewhere in the tunnel was this area and would come back later. I remember driving back to the place, and my dad and stepmom hurried in the house quickly. Then, I saw a person I had seen in my dreams before - a street thug/gang member wearing a purple hoodie. I remember him from past dreams as being the 'spy,' and once again, he was on my front porch (I promise when I go lucid I'm going to defeat this guy and demand tribute). Anyways, at this point, I panicked. I went back and told my dad, and he said, nonchalantly, "I know," as if it wasn't a big deal. I was still freaking out. I went back to the porch and looked out in my yard, and lo and behold, there was a whole crew of gang thugs in construction outfits, burying more bodies in that hole in my front yard! Goddammit! I then saw my dad and he didn't really do anything about them. I then saw a thug construction worker with a white hard hat on. He must've been leading the thing. Bastards. Anyway, picture of the area below. Ok, now for part two. I don't know how I got back to the conference area, but I did. I remember walking in one room and seeing someone who looked like my counselor, and he was beginning an appointment with someone. The guy in there, for whatever GOD AWFUL reason, requested a backrub. And so, as the counselor did the request. I left the room, quite disturbed. So I remember going into a few of the rooms. At the very end of the hallway on the left side, there were two rooms. I went into the second to last one a few times, I remember seeing a girl in there the first time, and I remember picking up VHS tapes that were on a table. There were two rooms, also, on the right side, but they were much longer and better-lit rooms, as opposed to the other ones which felt like storage closets. I remember opening the door of the very last one and looking in, only to see some of my classmates and a bunch of other people doing some weird dance. Yeah, right, have fun with that. At the end of the hallway was just another big long table and chairs around it, like a big conference room. I think I remember going into the door in here, and that may have been the one that took me to the next part of this dream, but we'll get there in a moment... or rather, I will, but you viewers won't because it will be a private entry. I remember going back to see the counselor while he had his awkward appointment, and lo and behold, he was still rubbing the guys back. Weirdo. Anyway, I remember sitting down and asking him a question, and he told me something like "Of course not" or something with a no in it. I really forget what I asked though. I don't really remember much else, but I do remember the last part, which, I'm sorry to the readers, has to be a Private Entry.

[PantsParty]

I promise I'll never use this method again. I woke up at 4:30 and remembered the first dream. I only wrote down key words. Now, I have a big problem. I can't remember if I had this dream and one other huge one or this one and two others. Anyways, I'm going to break all of this up into 3 dreams, because honestly, I have no idea how all this shit happened. I promise though.... next time I wake up at 4:30 in the morning and remember a dream, I'm typing it in this bad boy before I forget most of the details. 6-28-06 - Prom and Frustration with Stepmother I can't believe I didn't go lucid in this dream. I realized, right in the middle of everything, that prom had already come and gone, and that all of what I was doing was stupid. Somehow, however, the words "I am Dreaming" seemed to slip my repertoire of good ideas. Dammit. Anyways, I remember freaking out because it was time for prom, and I specifically remember being an hour and a half away from the time of prom and not being ready. I forget the exact moment, but I think I walked out my front door and down the stairs, then realizing that prom had already come and gone, that I went and had a good time, and that was that. The only other thing I really remember about this dream is going back in the house, going to the stairs leading up, and yelling at my stepmother for something (who works in an office on the second floor). I don't know what I was upset about, but I was. Here's the keywords I (sloppily) wrote down. -prom -drink -gone -frustration w/ stepmother I have no idea what drink was for, or rather, can't remember. Gone, if I remember correctly, referred to how I remembered it had come and gone. 6-28-06 - Hotel, Drink Room, and "A" To protect people's identity, I will be naming a person in my dream "A," because some of my friends read this and "A" just happens to be someone they know. This really is just one big fuzzy memory, honestly. Everything went so fast. I remember riding on either a bicycle or a dirtbike around this circular room all covered in beige tiles and listening to some radio show. All I can remember the radio show saying was how much they suck on the show. Lol. At the end of the path was a room with drink machines, which felt like a janitor's closet. I didn't get a drink, But I noticed that on one of the machines, George Bush's face was on it, and right below it was a grape soda button. Guess he's a fan of grape soda? I dunno..... Anyways, I think I was in a hotel. I remember being on a floor in the place with lots of doors and people hanging around the entrances.... very much like a hotel. Only this time, I saw A at the door, and I waved to her. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I do remember talking to her. Later on in the dream I remember going into her place when she was gone and talking to her mother. Her mother had a hard time saying and spelling my last name, which all people do, so I got a sheet of paper and wrote it down for her. However, every time I wrote it down correctly, I looked back and noticed that I messed up in writing it. I wrote it a few times until I got frustrated. It was at this point her mother handed me a weird keypad type thing and said something like, "We have the AOL product." The keypad was ridiculous- it had random numbers in awkward places, arrows, and symbols, and the keys changed as I looked over it. She told me to type my name in that thing, using the symbols. She said something like, "I know the first three are front, arrow, arrow..." or something like that. I'd never seen such a device before, and I couldn't figure it out. I remember asking her if she wanted my phone number instead of my last name because that would've been easier, but she said no and that she wants the last name. I remember speaking to A when she came back. She said something about ripping a page out of some book, which I thought was a yearbook. She then said she had to write letters to all the people in some drama performance, and because she didn't go and didn't take any pictures, it'd be really hard. I remember her having a little sister in this dream, but I know she doesn't. I can't much remember any more of this dream. 6-28-06 - Dad's Party and The PantsParty Gang I remember being at another one of my father's infamous house parties where there was nothing but little kids and family members. I seemed to actually be having fun though.... strange......... The pool was different though - There were two circular pools... well, it'd be best to just show you, kinda hard to explain. Just know that the one on the right is the elevated pool, which I never did get in. I remember swimming in the one what got overlapped. I remember playing around with some of the younger people. I remember I did some sort of dunking manuever on someone and I ended up falling out of the pool. When I got back in, I remember hearing someone say "Me next!" I remember then doing all sorts of wrestling moves on one of the 'kids' there, whom I recongnized to be my second-cousins. I remember that a guy on deck 2 told me to stop attacking him, but I told him it was all in good fun and he stepped off. I then proceeded to powerbomb the shit out of the same second-cousin. It was kinda botched though... kinda like when Kevin Nash powerbombed the Giant back in WCW and dropped him on his neck... lol, good times. I remember walking through the house into a new deck area on the side of the house, which I had never seen before. Some of the people from my father's last party were there, and I sat down by them to listen to their conversation. I forget what they spoke about, but I remember my chocolate labrador running out and going crazy, and people started playing with him. I remember being around the front of my house, looking for one of my second cousins. I couldn't find her, and then I forget what happened. Then I remember being in a gang. Yes, before I used to rival against gangs in my dreams. Now, I'm a thug myself. Ugh. But yeah, it was a group of me and like.... 5 or 6 other thugs, going around door to door. When the person answered, I'd say nasty shit about them and piss them off, and the other members would hold them back as we ran away. I think we did this two or three times, and on the last time, the house we went to happened to be a gang house, and as we tried to get away, it wasn't just one gang member but like 3 or 4, and a few of them were targeting me in specific. I remember something about people thinking of calling the FBI, but I don't know the details. EL FIN. THANK GOD.

[Destroyer]

lol i hate when my dreams get mixed up and crap like that where i cant remember them good.happens quite often

[PantsParty]

Alright, here's what happened. 3 Dreams last night. I forgot the first one, because I woke up briefly before I fell back asleep again. The second... I'm not putting in here because it's so damn depressing... I don't even want to think about it anymore. The third I will post, but it's rather short.... so forgive me. 6-29-06 - Rob Van Dam vs. Goldberg I thought this was a pretty cool matchup, as Goldberg doesn't wrestle anymore (or at least he doesn't right now), and RVD is the current WWE champion. It was a pretty good matchup.... haha, too bad it was fake. See, I remember at one point Goldberg hitting the spear..... and then I remember RVD going for a powerbomb, because that's the first move that Goldberg ever lost to, but he got out of it. I don't remember much else except that Rob Van Dam BARELY won the match with the 5-Star Frog Splash. He pinned Goldie for the win, but Goldberg kicked out shortly after. Of course, RVD still got the win, and retained the title, but nevertheless, it was close. RVD got out of the ring with both of his belts and goldberg tried swatting at his head from the inside of the ring through the ropes. That's all I remember. If you're a non-wrestling fan and wasted your time reading it, sorry. Lol.

[PantsParty]

After a 3 day dryspell of having dreams, or rather, remembering them, I'm on my way back. I had a dream last night that was fairly long and I remember it well. I remember getting in contact with one of my friends that I haven't seen in years (to protect the innocent, lol, we'll be calling her..... uhh..... "K".... not like a single person who reads this is gonna know who she is anyway..... lmao). I remember speaking to her for a very short time when she invited me over to her place. When I got there, she was with another one of her friends. Her other friend was not exactly attractive, and was somewhat big. Everything me and K did, she did too. At one point, we all went outside to walk around her back yard. We saw some deer acting weird, and for some reason, we decided to make weird noises at them. The two little deer came bolting towards and past us while the mother stayed at a distance. There was a point where we went back in the house... I remember going in the bathroom and saying something to myself, but I forget what. When I came out, I was in her.... O.O....... bedroom...... So yeah, there I was, in her bedroom, and she was on her bed. She patted the side of her bed and told me to come lay down with her. See, this is where it gets funny. I'm led on to believe it's time to get with the..... hum...... "bowchickabowwow"..... but as I go over towards the bed, her annoying friend flops in. It's at this point she didn't ask me to lay down with her for whoopee's sake, but rather, some sort of cuddle / hug / bullshit fest with her and her friend. Grrrrrrrrrrr........... So yeah, we layed there for a while when we were suddenly found in a public pool. I know for sure that this is my dream's interpretation of the YMCA I go to, because I would later find people I know. Anyways, we went swimming. Then I got out and couldn't find her, so I got back in, looking for her. I bumped into some people from the YMCA that I'd seen before, but never been accquainted with. I remember the guy saying, "This guy always bumps into me but we never get accquainted," so he then shakes my hand and tells me his name. All the other older guys in that area who were part of his conversation clique shook my hand and exchanged names. I almost remember one of the names too...... dammit, what was it...... Anyways, eventually I found her when she hollered out to me when I was looknig for her above the pool... then, we went over to some thing where they had 'Book It' pizzas from Pizza Hut, which for those of you who don't know is a program that gets younger kids to read and in return they get free pizza. She got 2 pieces from the guy, who I almost thought was her father, and her stupid friend who blew my chances of getting laid got 1 because she's a douchenozzle and didn't earn both. Loser. That's all I remember... everything else is a blur.

[PantsParty]

Ok, so two dreams last night. The first is very hazy, but I remember being in some sort of wrestling match with Seymour Guado (if this doesn't make sense to you, go to my thread in the lounge that has the title "Bow down to my CAW -something-"... I forget what the last word was. Anyways, I just know that's what happened. It's kinda blurry. Ok, and the second dream was where I asked someone about the third Mortal Kombat movie. He said that yeah, they're going to make it, but they have to go to an entirely new set, and because the prices of oil are so high, they had to use manpower. I then remember being at this new set of the movie, watching as cameras filmed a motorcycle being pushed by a bunch of people really fast, but the camera cut those people out of the shot so nobody knew. It's kinda funny. I remember walking all over the set to numerous places, seeing fireworks (what a coincidence, it's the 4th of July...) and I remember seeing oil fire off of the ground in the background. My father, who somehow managed to get there, said "you know what that means," at which point I guess that the price of oil went down. I was right. Lol. I remember walking all over the set. There was a group of martial artists called "The Assassins" who were there. I saw one in particular who looked like a total prick. I would later find out he was "for hire" via an intercom announcement, and went searching for him. But before I did that... I was in an auditorium type place on the set. I saw one of my friend's little brother, who was playing with a bunch of girls his age, going under the stage, running around... doing all sorts of annoying shit. I don't remember much else about that. Then, after that happened, I heard that announcement and went looking for that guy. Then, I saw two little blobs that could take the shape of anything. I saw them on the set earlier and didnt say anything. Then, when I saw them, what they did kinda made fun of stuff like power rangers- one turned into a donkey with a huge cock and the other one something looking kinda like pacman. Anyways, the pacman one put its mouth over the (neighing?) donkey's cock and became fused. They then turned into some sort of gian robot. I bet the people who made power rangers would feel very silly if they heard about this. I then remember going off and telling people about these blob things and how funny it was, but because it was kindof dirty, I had to whisper it to some people. Anyways, I remember telling some people the story, and they would ust get up and walk away because it was taking so long. How rude. Anyways, that's all I remember. I'm gonna go eat breakfast now.

[PantsParty]

It's been a while since I've been around, but i wanted to write this down and always remember it. I had a dream a few nights ago where I was at work and met the most gorgeous girl who was into everything I liked and looked like my dream girl. I gave her my number when she asked for it and then she left. I went looking for her in these woods and couldn't find her. I called out for her and told her I wanted to be with her. I couldn't find her anywhere. I went to look in the house nearby to see if she was there. The inside of the house almost seemed like a ship. When I went up the narrow stairs, everyone was partying and having a great time. Lots of drinking. And that's all I recall. I hate dreams where you find something you want, get it, and then wake up and realize it was only a dream. And then, just recently, I had this dream- straight from my facebook note: I had a dream a few nights ago- a vision. In this vision, I made 24 androids all named after the Greek Alphabet. Starting with Alpha, the androids were rather primitive, but as they progressed further in the alphabet, they became more humanlike and artificially intelligent. By the time I reached Omega, I had enough android power to take over the whole effing planet. And thus I did, and I became supreme ruler. Omega balanced the good and evil in the universe to keep order. The End. I call the dream "The Greek Androids"